Friends: Phoebe Sings About Her Dead Mom (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

Hello guys, tonight I will make new material. I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide. and another about a snowman. You might want to open with the snowman. - Hello Joey. - Hello Joey. - Hey buddy. - Hello, Jo. How did it go? Uh, I didn't get the job. (together) Oh. How could you not get it? You were Santa last year. I don't know, some fat guy is sleeping with the store manager. He's not even cheerful. Everything is political. So what are you going to be? Uh, I'll be one of his assistants. It's a slap in the face, you know?

Hey, do you know what you're doing for New Year's? Caramba! that? What's wrong with the New Year? Well, nothing for you. You have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this vacation. He desperately struggles to find something with lips so he can have someone to kiss when the ball drops. Man, I'm talking loud! Well, FYI, Paolo will be in Rome this New Year. So he'll be as pathetic as the rest of you. If you wish. I'm just sick of being a victim on this Dick Clark vacation. I say that this year there are no dates, we make a pact.

Just the six of us. Dinner. - Sure. - Well. We will do it. You know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm. Okay, Phoebe, you're done. Oh, oh, good. Okay, hello. Ladies and gentlemen return by popular demand. Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wow! Hello. Thank you. Hello. Ahem, I want to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. ♪ I made a man with coal eyes ♪ ♪ And such a fascinating smile ♪ How was he supposed to do it? ♪ That my mom was

dead

in the kitchen ♪ ♪ La la la la la.. ♪ My mother's ashes ♪ Even her eyelashes ♪ They're resting in a little yellow jar ♪ ♪ And sometimes when it's really cold ♪ ♪ I feel a little I sneeze and now I... ♪ Excuse me?

Excuse me? Yes, loud boys. Is it something you would share with the entire group? No, no, that's... that's or. Well, come on, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm pl. So I assume it's important enough for everyone else to understand. That guy goes home with a note. Nothing, he was just saying...-Could you talk, p? - I'm sorry. I... I was just telling friend that he thought you were the most beautiful woman I had ever seen in my life. And then he said that, you said you thought... Daryl Hannah... Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life.

And I said, "Yeah, I work a lot at Splash," but not so much on Wall Street. I thought she had a... (together) ...tough quality. 'And, uh, and, uh, well, Daryl Hannah' is beautiful in a conventional way, you're, uh, luminous with a kind of delicate grace. So, that's when you started screaming. Okay, let's take a short break. I think that guy is going home with more than a note.