EXTREME GOLFING

(intro song) So we decided to come take a trip to Disneyworld. It has always been my dream to come and spend a fun vacation here and we noticed that there is a golf course here at our hotel. They are having a special promotion. They gave us a 50% discount. I didn't really understand... I don't understand why they're just giving it away. They said, "Hey, do you want to go play golf? There's a 50% discount right now." I was like, “Psshh, sick friend.” . I don't know why you're giving away promotions like that." 50% off!!! Why!? Why would they give us a 50% discount right now to go play golf?

Hila: Oh my God! It's a... It's a great deal, so let's see what golf is all about. I always wanted to try it. The place I want to be during a storm is definitely on a grassy plain, but they gave us 50%. And who am I to turn down that offer? So let's go see something... Oh shit! (thunder) Okay, let's go see it guys (music) (thunder) There's no way. There's going to be lightning, buddy. (LOUD thunder is heard) (Hila laughs) This is going to be a great round of golf. Hila: Can we get a refund? Can we still get a refund? (thunder) 50% off at Hila.

No refunds. Are you sure? Maybe we... I don't know if 50% was enough, man. (Hila laughing) I think we need 75% off. discount to play this round. Ethan and Hila: Oh my god!! Ethan: Did you understand that? That was crazy (thunder rumbles and then crashes) (Hila laughing) Hila: I don't know anything about this! My enthusiasm for golf diminishes with each lightning strike. This summer look actually works perfectly as golf attire, so we didn't even buy golf clothes. We were just ready to use it. So I'm like... I'm excited, man. These guys are crazy, man. We just paid them like 200 dollars and they say Hila: Here you go!

I'm going back to New York on this, buddy. Does it just work? Oh my god, friend. They screwed up a lot by giving me this. Oh my god, friend. I can't believe they gave us this. I've seen some people laugh at us, but I think we look like legit golfers. Shit, I have to close it completely! Clo--Hil--Respect the game! Respect the game Hila. Shut your neck, friend. I swear everyone watching us was laughing at us until now. No... I honestly don't understand it. We are dressed just like them. You wear a collared shirt, that's why they have a dress code.

I don't know, this is like a very serious game, you know? Ethan: We spent $200 on this. We won't make it past the first hole. (beat) Ethan: Okay. Here. Ethan: Let's grab... let's go in the golf cart. Ethan: Let's go ahead and get to our balls. Let me load the cart and we'll see you at the dances, okay? I just want to bring all these things. So we'll see you at the dances. (birds singing) (Hila laughs) (birds singing) What he doesn't understand is that golf is like (woosh) (Hila laughs) Hila: Let's go take the cart. Yes, let's get in the cart.

Hila: Too much walking. Honestly, I just want to drive the car. I don't know why we have to fuck with clubs and balls and all that shit. Where is your ball? (Tires squeal) (Hila gasps) Hila: Oh my God, don't do that. I just wanted to... (HIla laughs) she just wanted to test the brakes. Hila: You scared me. I don't know if I'm going to see alligators or some shit (Hila laughs) Hila: Well, there it is. (woosh) (Ethan laughs) Ethan: Look, you're concentrating too much on the ball Ethan: You're not concentrating on the life lessons that golf has to offer Ethan: Spiritual enrichment Hila Ethan: Now, this time close the eyes Ethan: Blindfolded.

Ethan: Like the fucking Karate Kid, dude. (beat) Ethan: That's a chip. Ethan: That's a chip! HIla: There it is. (Tires screech) Hila: Stop!! (Ethan laughs) HIla: Don't do that. HIla: They will kick us out. (Hila laughs) (happy music) (cough) (happy music) (trick) Do you think we can... We signed up for 9 holes? Do you think we can recover about 80%? Because we only play 1. That's how it works, right? At this rate we will finish approximately next weekend. Give us 7 days and by then we will be done. Wait Hila! Wait, we're entering a sharp turn. Hila: I heard something.

It wasn't an alligator. It was a rabbit. Do not panic. Hila: I wanted it to be an alligator. Why do you want to see an alligator? What's wrong with you? I'm going to like to reserve it. This is what happens... This is what happens if we see an alligator (Hila laughs). That's me right now. (play) (play) (play) (upbeat music) Yes! Dude! The guy at the golf shop showed me that shot. It gives you maximum control and perfect balance. You will never get lost. Look at this control. You will never get lost. 10 out of 10 times you will hit the ball.

This is what I do to my fucking enemies, man. If you are my enemy, this is what will happen to you. This is what happens to my enemies. OOWWWW!!! This is what happens to my enemies. You see what happens, friend! That's what happens if you're my enemy. Dude, this is seriously the greatest thing I've ever done in my life. (off) I love... cigarettes because you can taste the cancer. You know what I mean? (puff puff puff) Dude, who would call me... say I'm not a classy guy? Who would tell me that? Golf. To smoke cigarettes. I definitely belong here.

I definitely belong to these people. MMM. Mmmmm. MMM. Let's ride, honey. Hila: Riiiii--- Come on in, honey! (gangsta rap beat) (dry cough) Ethan: Dude, look at Hila, all beat up right now. Ethan: Do you want to go to the grass? Noooo Ethan: Go to the grass. Ethan: Hello. Don't you give... do you care? Ethan: Do you give a damn right now? Ethan: Because last I heard we're supposed to give a shit. Ethan: Try to tip him. Pfffttttt what?! You're crazy! Ethan: We're trying to make a video here, man. Ethan: This is boring, we need to step it up.

Ethan: Tilt the car, Hila! Uuummmm What was Roman Atwood's joke with his son? Ethan: When he attacked his son and blew it up? Exploding my wife's prank! (Ethan's sinister laugh) Ethan: Playing a prank on my wife in a stroller. Ethan: It turned fatal. One hundred million visits. Ethan: You guys. Ethan's point of view. (Ethan coughs) Ethan: Man, I hope you like this video because Ethan: We have a lot of losses to recover from. This video cost us like $200 to make, so we have a lot of losses to recover here. I know this is boring. I know it didn't turn out funny or good, so please, if you want to support Naysh, show this to all your friends and friends who just shared this, show this to all your friends, okay?

If we can get this to 1 million views, we can recover our costs, so help H3 not go bankrupt by sharing this video. Thanks guys. It's not about entertainment, it's about staying afloat. If you value the content we make please share this video. Thank you. No jumping! Ethan: Don't jump, guys. Ethan: Remember, there are surprises throughout this video. Ethan: Big surprise at the end! You must see it until the end! Ethan: You should watch the whole video. Ethan: This is beautiful though (tires squeal) Woooo Ethan: Oh my god, you just skidded... Ethan: You... were... I didn't do that.

Ethan: Hila, you were talking shit the whole time Ethan: and here you are jumping... You're done, buddy. Ethan: I'm driving. (speed increases) Ethan: (quietly) See you around! (tire screech) (Ethan's sinister laugh) (gangsta rap beat) So, Hila, what do you think? Hole 3? Fuck hole 3, dog! Oh shit! I don't buy cigarettes. I don't even like it but I'll keep smoking it, that's what I tell my body. I'm not even enjoying it at all, but there's something about it... just (cough) (cough) (cough) (tire screech) (Hila laughs) Something about it just feels right. (cough) (dry cough) Guys, watch this video until the end.

We spent 200 dollars on this. Don't skip it because there are surprises everywhere and a HUGE surprise at the end that you won't believe. Ethan: Oohh, let's break this up, buddy. (splash) Ethan and Hila: Woooooo Yeeeahhhhhh Dude, that was sick. Hila:

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golf. Oh shit. Shot of water, Hila. Capture this moment. Let me back up. Oohh she stepped on the wrong pedal. (v a p o r w a v e) (Hila laughs) Hila: Come on! Come on, Hila. We've got golf to play, buddy. It's getting dark. There's not much time left. (the helicopter noisily passes overhead) Hila: Is this a prank channel?

Yes. H3 Jokes. This has been a long time coming. We've been talking about making this prank channel for a long time. Finally getting to it. But, seriously. If you ever get to the golf course, the cart is definitely the highlight for me personally. Where is it taking us? I just want to see... I need the aerial view here. Not that one. We are lost. We are officially lost. Ethan: Full speed ahead, buddy!! Hila: Wow! Ethan: Wait! Ethan: Wait guys, we're hitting top speed here. Ethan: Everyone wait! Ethan: Fuck the police, dude! Ethan: We're on the green.

AAhh-hhaaaa Ethan: That was fucking epic, man. Ethan: That was very rebellious. Oh nice shot. That guy knows how to play golf. That was a good swing. How are they? I apreciate it. Have a good game, guys. Have a great game! We belong here. Definitely... ohh Hahah, oh God. We definitely belong here, guys. Have a great game everyone. Fuck yes. We definitely belong here. (Hila laughs) We're golfers, man. From start to finish, baby. Turn right here. Ethan: Back on the road. Ethan: Cross the bridge, buddy. Ethan: No way. Ethan: Be careful on bridges. Hila:

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golf. Ethan: Be careful?

Yes, of course, friend! (Both laugh) I'd like to throw this fucking car over the bridge. That would make this video great. Guy. Look to the end because in the end we will overturn the golf course; We'll throw the cart into the pool, but don't go ahead because there are a lot of surprises throughout the entire video. (splash) HIla: Woo-hooo! Ethan: Yeah, dude. That was fucking epic. Can we get it in slow motion? (music) Another puddle alert! Put this shit in slow motion, man. Let's break this. Hila: Extreme! (splash) Ethan: Okay, are you ready for some banter?

Hila: No. Ethan: Are you ready for a fucking joke, dude? Hila: Nooo!! Ethan: Dude, this is just a joke. Hila: Joke? Ethan: This is Prankour, buddy. Hila: Oh shit, puddle. Ethan: This is fucking extreme, man. Ethan: I got 'em! Hila: Aahhhhhhh They don't approve of the way we play golf. Everyone here is so angry because we are here right now. Well. We're about to let other golfers through, so I'll put the cigarette in my mouth. I'm going to put my hat on right. Am I buttoned up all the way? Let's make ourselves presentable for these Hila golfers.

I don't want to embarrass them. (music) Oh, shit. (Tires squeal) Should we get another one? Here I'm going to get a photo of you hitting him. Ethan: This is the best round of golf ever! Yes, I like the game. Ethan: That's how you play golf. (vaporwave) Ethan: Come on, buddy. That's fucked up. Ethan: Dude, I'm not playing this game. Ethan: Will you let me in? They just played a joke on you. Ethan: Stop, buddy. Okay, it's not funny anymore. That?! It's just a joke. Ethan: Fuck, dude. What the hell. Ethan: Hila, come on! (The reverse beep gets louder) Ethan: Thanks--- Ethan: Come on.

All the way back, buddy. Ethan: I don't want to take another step. Ethan: Come on. Ethan: Finally, buddy. A little bit of respect. It's a shame they don't have air conditioning. Ethan: Where's the air conditioning in the damn cart, dude? Ethan: I thought this was supposed to be a nice hotel. Ethan: No air conditioning? Are you serious? I'll give it 3 stars out of 5 for that. Ethan: Actually, go left. Go left. Ethan: Definitely go left. Ethan: He's definitely gone. I'm 100% sure it fits. (Hila laughs) Ethan: I'm serious. Go left. Hila: Okay. Ethan: I'm so sure it stuck.

Ethan: Just trust me. (Hila laughs) (Hila laughs) Hila: Pranks.com! Ethan: They just pranked you!!! So we're done. How does it feel to complete your first game of golf? Hila: I like it! Golf is so much fun! I wasn't sure if I was going to like it but it turns out it's a really fun sport. I definitely recommend golf to all of you. It's a little pricey, but hey, it's a whole day here on the greens. You meet interesting people. You see some beautiful places. Go away. You know, you walk. Open your legs. It is fun. (music) Michelle Obama: Wow.

Ethan. Big moves. Keep it up. Proud of you. (final)