The Ten Dollar Coffee

*Intro music plays* Hey guys, I just wanted to stay here for a minute and I just wanted to say that you represent the nation. Vaping memes never die, guys. Just remember, vaping memes never die. The last time we vlogged in New York City, we were on a mission to find the most expensive sandwich in the world. And today, guys, we have a good tip about the most expensive

coffee

in the world. ok, a ten

dollar

latte, that's why this video blog is titled Two Jews Who Chose to Move to New York City Complain about the Price of Everything and I Think That's a Good Topic Here and What I Can Understand Behind many jokes, many gafs yes yes we are Jews ok yes we choose New York City that does not take the high road to complain about how expensive it is Jews for Jesus we majestically strengthen the Torah of Moses Jews for Jesus boys, none of our wise men spoke more hypothetical regarding the inn, okay, that doesn't really connect with me, maybe it's a little easier to digest, okay, okay, so this is my announcement on this beautiful day here in New York City.

I have a big announcement. I'm coming out, guys. I've been thinking about it for a long time and I'm finally ready to accept it. Jews for Jesus. Can we stop pretending that Jesus is the one true king of the Jews straight from the Torah, whatever the "orthodox rabbis around the world" are? .. ...the world recently signed a statement about Jesus." What do you think they are saying about Jesus? I know what they are saying. They are for him and me too. #JewsForJesus guys please spread the word, no There are enough people who love Jesus these days, especially Jews, so today I say here, officially, that Jesus is the King of the Jews, ok, hashtag, I'm not making it up, it's a real hashtag #JewsForJesus I feel. that now a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

I feel like a new man. I could finally say that I have come out of the closet, so to speak. #JewsForJesus is correct... if those are Jews for Jesus, then I am. the Pope oh my god are they going to do it Hila: "oh they are... they did" Ethan: no, soooo that's them. Oh my god, Hila: They came in Ethan: They're like hardcore. They were going to be guys in Hawaiian shirts or something, you know, I mean, Jesus allows you to be religious and wear a Hawaiian shirt, that's the whole point of the New Testament, if you don't believe me, read it. the sequel is better than the original in this game, ok guys #JewsForJesus. #jesusdiedsoyoucanwearhawaiianshirts I mean guys.

They didn't get the memo, but... In the spring I'm a black boy. Well, I started listening to hip-hop about 12 years ago. It's been about five months since I started doing all this. Ethan: 5 MONTHS? Dude, no one's been in the game that long! I think I turned black probably 11 years ago. A year listening to hip-hop? I'm a black boy. And finally, the glorious East River, guys. Look at it, in all its majesty! Oh yeah, 2 fucking...adults? That's a compliment. Thank you. Thanks to East River Ferry Service. They think I'm an adult and that's flattering. Thanks for saying that.

Damn, we did it. Two tickets to paradise, guys, Brooklyn, New York. The best place in the world on the other side of the biggest river in the world, let's do it. Now we just have to sit here for two hours and wait for the next ferry because my life is nothing but misery, let's do this. #JewsForJesus we also know that the cafe is in Brooklyn. I don't even know where the ferry will take us. Like what the fuck. Well, today we have a mission here. Oh God. Look at this helicopter. That's pretty close, buddy. This is an exciting day, guys!

It's a helicopter! Film this, Hila. What the hell! What's going on? There's no-- Oh, this is... Dude, that was so fucking sick. It was worth the four

dollar

entrance fee. That's so sick, man. I can't believe we just saw that. What do you want to do now, Hila? Hila: Well, I don't see the ferry anywhere. How many times have you seen a helicopter so close? Let's get to the helicopter, buddy. Let's go to the helicopter *attempt at Arnie's voice* *Ethan Klein coughs™* It's a helicopter guy! We get to the damn helicopter. It smells like gasoline. You can really smell it.

Do you want to get away from the helicopter? Let's get away from the helicopter, buddy. That is very beautiful. A little intense if I'm honest. That was a little scary. What a powerful machine, man. I'm sure Shillary Clinton was there; By the way, I can proudly say that we made it to the helicopter. Hila: XTREME Vlogging that was pretty extreme, man. I didn't like what I saw but they cut me off. That's unsafe. See you friend. We barely know it yet I loved and I lost I got to the helicopter I got cut I loved it and I lost it all in one afternoon What the fuck is this, Half-Life 2?

What is this shit? Today we have seen the strangest things here. You can see them? They are like human-sized drones. Hila: What's happening? That's not human. This is Half-Life 2, friend. The fucking Combine is waiting. Watch this. What is this? Since when is it normal for this shit to be flying around? What is this? What the fuck? It's trying to invade it. We've been here for like three hours. I'm exhausted, I'm tired, my enthusiasm for seeing the helicopter has completely worn off, guys, I'm broken. It's finally here. I'm going to... I'll tell you something. Now I need that ten dollar cup of

coffee

.

So... let's get on this ferry and see what all the fuss is about here. We literally got caught coming here to buy the most expensive coffee in the world, and there's a Bernie Sanders rally right here. I've been accused of loving Bernie Sanders before and let me put it this way: I don't love him so much that I'm not waiting in that line. Every Bernie Sanders rally is the same: we have to take money from all the rich. Every time I see him he says the same shit Hila: let's get that coffee Here we are, friend.

We found it. Home of the ten dollar coffee. and, finally, the ten-dollar latte. And not included in the price, the sounds of a Bernie Sanders rally. Hello? Is this hipster heaven here in Brooklyn, New York? This thing... can you hear it? Well, you can't hear it, but you will. So here we go... Includes: a glass of water, a cute chocolate dumpling, a tray... No... Can I have this? I can take this? Is this a memory? *little Hila no* and of course... I had some milk... and espresso. Ten Dollars Let's Do This Okay, now, this is a tax write-off, right?

We can rule this out... because I would never buy this if it wasn't a business expense. Did you say I should start with that? Hila: No, n- Ethan: That's for last, buddy. That?! That confuses me a lot. Wow, that's actually unusual. I was expecting a normal coffee, but it's something interesting. It's like... sweet and licorice flavored? It has anise flavor. Is it actually pretty good? Okay, uh, if I don't... you know Hila: Well, I thought we were about to complain today. I mean, look, it cost ten dollars. I would never pay ten dollars for this thing.

That being said, I expected this to be like...well, fuck this. But it is quite tasty. *little laugh from Hila* ...Try this, friend. Ok, Hila... Hila: uh, gross. I don't like it- Ethan: You don't like it at all, huh? Yes, it has like... licorice flavor... Is that interesting...? For better or worse- Hila: yes Ethan: is it sweet? Why would they put sugar in it? Hila: with the licorice, I think? So what do you think? Is it worth 10 dollars? Hila: well, if you like licorice. I don't know Hila: I had no idea it has flavor. Ethan: Wouldn't that be it?

I didn't know that existed, I thought it was just a latte. Hila: Well, we didn't really ask questions. Hila: We thought: Do you have the $10 latte? Yes, we will accept it. They're like: Are you sure? Most people don't like it...we'll accept it. Well, I guess I bought myself a coffee. Hila made herself a coffee, we spent... Hila: I had a commoner coffee. Well, you don't really have the sophistication to enjoy a $10 coffee, let's be frank. Well, we got here. Quite a trip... we spent a lot of money and in the end... Hila, what do you have to say?

Hila: China *final theme plays*