Fat Shamed at the Water Park

Hello, how are you guys? Welcome to Las Vegas summer 2016. It's already warm and pleasant here. It's 46 degrees outside. So we put on the coolest clothes we could find and headed to the most popular

water

park

in Las Vegas. Cowabunga Bay bro Cowabunga (music) And if you're wondering what these cool outfits are all about... This is the H3H3 2016 summer look. And this is something we've already been working hard on in collaboration with some of the bigger. companies in the United States The Gap What did other white people buy? Banana Republic We have collaborated with Banana Republic and The Gap A lot of work to bring you this: Official H3H3 summer collection.

In addition, we also have Hawaiian Tropic Island Sport 30 Factor 30 accessories for children, that counts. This runs for almost 80 minutes. Hila: Don't spray your face! Because? It's spray. What is the difference between my arm and my face? (hard cough) (psssshhhh) Hila: Stop!! (much stronger and unpleasant cough) Also available in H3H3 Summer. Shop hair color, black hair is in fashion. Apple blue, sea green combined with black is the new summer look H3H3. Go to TheGap.com, slash H3H3, to shop her JustForMen black hair color And your Hawaiian Tropic Island Sport We have more accessories Lip Balm Here Ok So you can shop this full summer look at space dot com slash H3H3 You can shop the complete look for the small price of... uh...

What was it again? ? Guys, $160. We spent a lot of money to license My Little Pony on these socks so we could sell them legally, so the license cost 9.99, but since we included My Little Pony it cost $500. Honestly, I think it's worth it, so please support us. ..buying our outfit, I think everyone will feel very comfortable and very good in this summer look of 2016. So guys, have fun. Stay cool and go to the hot places like we are doing today brother Cowabunga. We are going crazy. (pssh) Pfffffttttt Ehhhhhhh (hard cough) Hila, how do you feel about your H3H3 2016 summer look?

I feel pretty hip I feel pretty goofy pretty hip-hop Yeah, I'm definitely getting some hip-hop vibes with this look The slant needs to be a little better What? Something even better? You tip your cap. We are inspired by India and... We are working on our lookbook. It will be released soon. So guys, don't forget: The Gap dot Com, forward slash, H3H3, 2016 summer look. Spelled with letters, numbers cannot be used. So you come there, not Cowabunga brothers! Let's have a fun day at the

park

guys. Keep it clean Follow all the rules Wear lots of sunscreen, drink lots of

water

, guys.

Follow the rules. They are there for your safety. Cowabunga (music) Are you staying calm, Hila? Yeah, I'm doing my best (psssssh) Hila, stay calm, stay calm bro (pssssh with music) (music) I don't know, it's too tall man Is there really no fucking escalator or elevator here? (music) What the fuck is wrong with this water park? I don't understand how I get into the river. Why is the music so loud, friend? The music is so loud I'm trying to relax, man. I'm going crazy about this. Hila: How are your clothes? Ethan: Clothes are the only reason I'm having fun here.

Because you know, in your modern H3H3 2016 look from Hot Topic you always stay cool no matter the temperature. Summer clothes 2016 written with This tastes good. They put sugar in here. Don't eat it, but it tastes good Ethan: Hila! Cowabunga guest! Hila: How are you supposed to sit on this? Ethan: It's so hot I can't get on the raft Hila Hila: I don't think you fit in To be honest (Ethan coughs) Get on, Ethan! Ethan: Help, Hila! I can't push you (hard cough) Bleh Hila; Should I ask for help? Hila, it's so hot I was playing l8r sk8r boi Bleh Hila: Come on!

Hila, this place sucks, man, I can't get in. Float yourself. It's so hot, man. Hila: You have to float! I'm hungry friend Very hungry Hila: Are you eating your lipstick again? It's not food! Arrest! There is nothing else to eat. Can we get out of here, man? You're supposed to be here. I can not enter! This is for couples Phff Ah (hard cough #303) Hi, I lost my lip balm This is the last one. We lost half our food rations, man. Don't eat my lip balm! I can't eat it all at once, okay? It's not... I'll eat a quarter now and save a quarter for you and me and we'll have to ration the other half.

I don't think we'll last the whole day if we don't save food, okay? Do not eat! Ergh!!!!! (Hila laughs at Ethan) (bubbles) Pff Should I eat the coin or do you want it? It's not food, you're not supposed to eat it. Wow man, do you think maybe the savior can give me some help? I know we're wearing cool suits, but I'm clearly having a tough time here. No one seems to help me out of the bathroom. I'm dying here, Cowabunga Bay. Hello Hila! Aid! How do you feel invited? Aid! You know you have lip balm, right?

I'm going to file for divorce (no, please). I may not succeed. -How does Hila feel? How does it feel to not receive help, love, support or food? You must be hungry down there, right? You weren't there for me, Hila. I tried to help you. I was hot and hungry and you let me drown. I tried to help you! Have you seen me in this shit before, Hila? No Dude, I'm so fast Every time we do this I win Every time It's okay Every time, I'm... Honestly, it's not fair Everyone's dying dude I gotta go fast! Court!

Random Person: You can do it! This seems like a humiliating journey, man. This is like a fat shaming trip. The big ones can't get over the hill. Oh man, you have to lose weight. That was humiliating (pathetic music) Jesus Christ (pathetic music) Ok, well, the cowabunga kids are fucking embarrassed by a... water park. Thank you. Cowabunga guys, wow, I come here to have a good time and I leave not sure about my weight. Great, friend. *whistle* Thank you very much. #sad (sad music)