Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Glasses | Michael McIntyre

This is my man is out because I have

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like you don't know this about me this is a little knowledge a little revelation this is me in the day as you know during the day I don't stage with this is stage I you know this guy, this is daytime, hello, very seriously, me and the people who are used to seeing that guy, can't deal with this guy because often almost daily, and now they're going to catch me if I'm wrong, I think it's pretty . a strange question to ask someone who has

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on their face point out how they expect me to answer oh no i saw avatar last year i must have left them thank you sir but some people have reading glasses reading glasses people don't is here they will have them with them because they never know when reading might happen in their lives reading glasses just in case they read and then when the reading happens they will get to the map the reading is happening now with their glasses the people who read the glasses the People feel very powerful when they have their glasses right before I put them on.

I would like to make some additional points. All the readings go here so we can see them here, but not everyone who missed the reading is the long-range brotherhood that we will seek. Here people choose to put them in different places on their body. Some people are hard to know how to describe. I would say they are not sexually active. They must have had sex in their life or moved to a country. phase, a period of their life where they have decided that they will no longer have sex with people and they don't want them to want to have sex, we will have a rope and their bodies will be sexless, okay, sign the divorce papers, yeah. why not, but without a doubt the coolest, don't doubt it, the people with the coolest reading glasses in the world, the people who manage to maintain control of the eyebrows of their glasses and can access them when they need it, let's see the wine list, yes, me.

It was - so you know I could read it at any time which is kind of embarrassing he was there it was these looks that you had like a couple of looks he was holding my what this is weird why is he his looks so I said you know What are you doing with glasses? Don't you have high hopes for the show? Are you going to read during my show? Everything is reading glasses. He just loves me when I have a lazy eye. You can feel the atmosphere in the theater changing. so I tried to change the subject who said then, what's your name?, he said it's night, I couldn't resist, it's that with two eyes, therefore, they were the ones that took my whole life.

I'm - 3 foot 5 and when I need glasses, I break them. I put them under constant lenses. I get the same prescription. I haven't been back to the optician since I was a child. Just know that because it works, it doesn't take a minute for it to get worse. Also, I don't want to steal the license plate. I don't know what it's like nowadays, but I remember him being so boring and confused that I didn't really know what was going on. They were shown as a green circle and a red circle and then they gave you this lens that was the same in You can see on both sides it was the same, you can go, just focus on the green circle, on the red circle, is it clear on one or two? - Oh, Wanda, I'm sorry, I don't know what you're asking me.

I'm tired, it's the same, I think it's the same, it's in the green circle on the red one, so is one or two clear? Should we say one and then continue with our lyrics? You know where I thought of the letter chart so that you have a big letter and then you have rows of smaller letters, the big one is there just to start, you know how to get your revenge, you know, it'll give you some confidence, everyone can see that one, it's very strange that I was there to evaluate their literacy. it just gets you into the age of most people, they start confidently H, they go, yeah, I'm going, let's go, hey, okay, I'm looking at V G.

I'm getting a Q. I'm thinking about winning. You feel very good about yourself as you progress. them yeah why these are the easy ones baby I'm undoing it and then when you get to one you can't see it you can't see it this is the key moment of the itege this is the reason why you booked the exam of sight. the reason the optician trained in optometry so right now you can go oh no no no that could probably do sissies go and stop I can't see I can't see that one please can you help me now?

That's why I am. here I could see the wonders for which I think it was an F but this I am completely in the dark only you can help me that is why I have come to you in this house of vision help me now we do not do that no, we choose to guess the letter, it which completely defeats the purpose, it's a game show, you don't win the glasses, but you're, they're trying, they're trying, just relax, so I'll do it right and that's it, it turns out honey. I don't need glasses, I just need to squint to see the rest of my life if I'm gone.

I can see everything much better. I got G and didn't even know the tiara. It must have happened in history that someone accidentally gets to all the letters correctly you tell me they are letters in front of me okay, let's say it is, say s, the end is that one more, you say, okay, let's go for G, you have 20/20 vision, really, you, you