Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Accents | Michael McIntyre

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. I'll try. You already know. Regional impact. Sense. Everyone can do accents. By the way, a lot of people say I can't do an accent. Can't. I just can. I don't do great, I just do, which is not good. Everyone has the ability to do any accent. If you were born in that place, you would learn it. It's okay, you're just being lazy. I mean, you have, you can do it, you can't beat it. People in Ireland say hello to Justin Tommy, this is my wife Susan, say hello, hi, I'm Susan, this is my eldest Tommy jr. true Tommy jr.

Hi, I'm Tom, everyone older, oh yes, this is my daughter Siobhan, say hello, I can't do accents, well, Jesus, that's the

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I can do, I love crack, I have nothing against the Irish, they are favorites, actually that ocean. There's Jordi. I loved the Geordie accent. A message or D. Recently we were in a room with him. He told me. You look at us. How many mistakes can you make once a real Geordie says the letter A and the letter? e exactly the same way, how could you live in these conditions? Hey he's here and he's like visual proof of the gods in AEIOU Judy Old MacDonald had a farm EEE the struggle, you know, northerners come and move to London and really lose their accents.

Quickly I hate it when you tell people where you're from I'm from Sheffield, yeah yeah I love it I really mean you know I'm just from the north yeah I'm reading this feels really steely. only three weeks now just a very subtle dream I haven't really settled at all what's wrong with your accent? I still have my accent yes well I've had a drink it all comes back do you want to go for a drink yes I'd love a drink I'll have a dry white wine we cover our needs on water day I'll try a vague Yorkshire accent I'll make my own work It's supposed to be Hello depending on what you send Send not again I won't pass the bus this time Isn't that right?

I have so many stomach ladies obviously a food lover now my favorite of course is the fact that the word skin hasn't come to this area because we have it in the south. The word I is freely used. I don't know when it will be, I think somewhere, exit 25 of the em1 simply stops at services. I can't go anymore. I will stay here with my friends, nothing and something will remain fine, you will certainly not come. No, no, you, they can go to tracks from years ago. I saw the Witch's Lion asking the woman when I made the reservation to see the full movie.

What I'm saying here today: I'm so rich that I want to see something else. this is now something else to watch Jackie took this cute idea, maybe just for fun, to go to HMV and get the line the witch in the closet, the good, the bad and the ugly and an album of the 70's sensation , vice versa and from HMV in Leeds. Downtown, what's it like shopping here today to answer which of our jobs is cooking for battle, let's break into the queue? Do you have no comparison with me? But she made O'Conner have to send.

About Mary by Lionel Richie. Where are we all from, ladies, gentlemen, we are Londoners, clap your hands if you are a London governor, northerners, yes, where are you from, Newcastle? Okay, that's nice, let's go, sorry, yeah, and wherever I go, I try to speak with an accent. Judge, I wish they wouldn't talk to me in this excess, but the Irish accent seems quite cheerful, doesn't it? Smiling, you can do a pretty good Irish accent, but the Northern Irish are right next to them, suddenly, everything in the world. She seemed incredibly depressing to Mary. Did you complete the official one?

I'm here but I didn't write that starting here. I don't understand how these accents can evolve like this. Some evolution since I understand it, but when you go west in England. when you head west you'll arrive like Bristol and they've got this late West Country like that Oh start talking like this we're in Bristol now we're a bit busy so we basically talk with this accent but it's quite fast because we're like, see, We have things to do, we really have business that, right, we have like a Center C, then you go to Divin, you continue west, you go to Divin, it's the same accent but it's slower.

Now, there's not as much going on here as in the city of Bristol, so we're going to speak with the same accent, who's going to take their time with it because we have more time now. When you get to Cornwall, for me it's just the Saxon father, he says sorrowfully, it's not the same African accent, it's very funny, yes, if you have some free time, he says African accent in your heart, yes, so soon. while making sure that every syllable you say has nothing to do with the syllable that comes directly before Australia, it's quite funny, okay, there are a lot of Australians who live here in London, they're pretty, you know, they talk pretty fast too. pretty hyperactive, yeah, a long way, you know they're going to make the most of it, but you know it took me a day, a lot of days of my life, to be here, find out where the decibel level is in the room and let's go some more above that, okay, so when I went to Australia on tour I thought it was going to be packed, the people who do this, the people who haven't left Australia, they are the most relaxed people I think I've ever been to, I literally did it. they have done all the time. in the world to finish, I mean, with 13 hours left, you'll never be able to catch them anyway.