Best of Richard Ayoade & Noel Fielding AKA Humanity's Last Hope | Big Fat Quiz

How many dogs did you have at the height of dog mania in the Ross household? Nine or nine, your house must have smelled like poop very well, it's not poop, we already have the dogs to disguise it and it worked, right? leave them at the millennium falcon with you they are not dogs they are working i can't believe no one is going to have trouble with their clothes i'm jonathan why did you leave the tie crazy jimmy what happened because i wanted to appear more more type of more casual why expose your more casual collar he's just really proud of his Adam's apple give us a drink jimmy that's weird why were you saying that but this is the kind of thing David usually says no briefly to your outfit because People will be tuning into that, uh, funny , what do you mean?

I'll show you complete. My mom used to use a cat can on date night with my dad. Wow, and she wasn't wearing a bra. Yes, do you have a bra on tonight? No, no, there are no bras that sexy, so that's what I think when I see you in that. I think she is my mother without a bra. Can I ask a question? David, yeah, why were you there on date night knowing your mom was wearing it? not brianna catherine because they would send us to bed early and we would know that my mom and dad were planning to do it and there would be nuts and Shenzano would come out and that would be there, sounds like inviting other people to me.

Also, it's a good job, my mom will never watch this show, well my friend down the street, Steve, his mom and dad, said they have swinger parties, they have swinger parties, I was like, I'm sure they don't , said yes. having swinger parties this before we really knew what swinger parties were and I told him how do you know because you're never there he always got fired he'd leave and stay with the nunc or something like that he said I found the pictures wow and I said where they are and showed them to me. Oh, we found the photographs and you could see his mother quite clearly in some of the photographs, something I have never fully recovered from, but the father was faced with another photograph and I told him.

How did you know she died and he wore the socks? He had his socks on in every photo and then, to prove it to me, he took his socks out the door. It's a lovely story, aren't the people there for a lovely

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? It is not like this? What's up with the team name, Noel Richard? Do you have a name? Cafe Vape. I think if I want to do this, why would you call yourself Cafe Vape? Don't try to analyze it, Jimmy, just do it, find your own business, Jimmy. What happens is the business of vaping in a cafe, what happens in a vaping steak in a cafe or the other thing, because I think we can often be too self-critical and hesitant, so I thought maybe it's the

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Okay, your choice, Jimmy, your program, our first round is all about history, although fortunately it's not the kind that appears in my Internet browser in January 1793, the king of France, Louis XVI, was beheaded during the French Revolution, but not before saying his famous last words, the sinking of The Titanic in 1912 was a terrible tragedy that resulted in the deaths of more than 1,500 people, but without it we would never have seen Kate Winslet's boobs, so we balance. Let's get started. Here are some questions. For our first question, no more fitness guru. and body trainer uh mister joe wicks hi jimmy i'm known for getting people in shape and making them burn fat but if i had a time machine i had to go back and help one person it would be william the conqueror do you know why him?

He ate so much food and became so big and heavy that he couldn't even ride his own horse, so what terrible diet did he use to get back on the horse? Who is that? All the Bee Gees in 2001. This is a question designed for knoll

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surely this is the only thing you may know in 2001 the band kiss released a variety of products, but what article led gene simmons to say I love living, but this makes that the alternative looks pretty good, it looks like Mill's Christmas, uh, photo. from his family, do you know I have a true story about Kiss Jordan what's your truth seven or six?

My mom and dad took me to a Kiss concert and I dressed up as Gene Simmons and then the Kiss tour manager said he saw me. It was like over this big but immaculate costume and he said, "Oh my God, it's gone. Gene has to see this. He's going to love it, so he took me to meet Gene. Obviously, it was the '70s. My mom and dad didn't like it." They didn't care. I had become a complete stranger. I went to Gene's dressing room and he said, "Look, come in. I'll knock on the door and you just go.

He will completely scare you. He will love it. I walked in and there was no one there, I was standing there and then the rest of the band walked in and saw me and thought that gene had shrunk. Watch Jon Snow report on a classic dance floor filler. What was the song? Weather girls he's raining man yeah anthem Ashley. We put it he's raining, man, what did you think he was an old Richard? It seems a little convenient that they were called weather girls, what do you mean convenience? Well, they came up with a song and then it just came to them, I'm serious. it doesn't add up anyway it's just hitting it it's raining man in the corner look but then let's go back to jon snow to confirm oh they gave you things to masturbate to until you were a hundred years old, that would be hard, when did they give you things to masturbate too?

When did that happen David? Here are your masturbation materials. Now he returns to the cave for a hundred. For the next hundred, that was all they gave you. It would certainly be a challenge, but I think it's doable. Well, I asked you what the connection was between when I. I'm cleaning windows God save the queen and I love loving you baby no Richard What are you doing? Thank you for that expectation. That would be wrong. Well, Catherine. Ashling. Well, we had a disagreement. That you thought? Ashling thought they were all number one. I said it's in no way about sex, right?

I mean, George Foreman predates the charts. Oh, he's definitely not number one and then you think that was so aggressive. Jimmy even had sex with the queen. No, if you look at Jimmy and George, it seems. you, but if you look on the back of a spoon, yeah, with sex because, like George Foreman, he was like oh, I'm looking out your window, I'm looking at your panties, oh, I'm so charming because I have a little guitar. He's not a Cockney I'm the second one He's a ukulele that expresses intimacy You find it difficult to be vulnerable Let's work as a team Do you want to go with the puppy Richard I would like to go with the puppy Oh my goodness and continue with the puppy I didn't want to question his use of language. that is this? it's megan megan hi megan no that's not jimmy that's george graphics weren't even invented when george well lastly I asked you if you could list any of the places rick rock was seen making love in shaggy's hit song i wasn't I what do you think kitchen bathroom bradford it's a great shot it's cold okay uh catherine ashley we have them all okay we have me kissing on the couch it wasn't me we he got me kissing in the shower it wasn't me he even put me in the bathroom there's no bedroom it wasn't even me anything in the shower you have I mean, you have more than enough there yeah, I'm beautifully delivered, Richard, right? get it in a cargo bay in a wind tunnel in the cornea of ​​a tiger waiting for our next question it's up to the one and only joey essex who is trying to understand the life and work of an international icon who the hell is he talking about what He looks like a scientist who is a bit of a fashionable geek, he has ridiculous white hair like the color of snow, if this guy entered the art of sugar looking like that, I think for me they would classify him as tamar soup, that is not art, she's more emoji, uh, an actress. she looks like but like a pink version instead of orange in britney spears marilyn monroe perfect i have heard of pop art for some reason unless i'm thinking about pop tarts this guy claims that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes it's not right, he had even been world famous for 15 minutes or were you ever confused, poor Joey, he was talking about an icon of the 20th century, who was he talking about?

Okay, for a minute I had it and it was gone, but and then you, oh yeah. yes, I gave it to you, why did this man receive over two billion phone calls? Oh, I have, it looks like he might be contagious. No one would like us to give them this one. Yes please, we can't. Okay, author Salman Rushdie spent more than nine years in hiding in the '90s, but what form of entertainment did he say helped him overcome Tetris? He feels good, he sees with your spirit, and finally, what an iconic character this is, oh my God, Holy Christmas, why does he have a thesaurus on his head?

The police are excellent, okay then, Nick. Hugh asked you what publicity stunt the ladies at Ralston Women's Institute were famous for. Did you understand this? Yeah, yeah, they puffed up the jam, they puffed up, they made jam, the Women's Institute, they made Jack and that was his publicity stunt, they made some jams. yes, lots of jam, okay, no, Richard, what did you choose for the human pyramid? It was a human pyramid and then someone drove a motorcycle through the arch. Jonathan David's calendar of an extra point. Who wrote the new musical about calendar dot? Gary Barlow.

Thank you. I mean, they started a trend, other people did it, Stony Stratford bowling club did it, oh yeah, yeah, Portsmouth Inland Revenue did it and they got hit pretty hard by London taxi drivers, isn't that cool? Well, you got it absolutely right at that moment. That was the original calendar, girls, okay, you saw Joey Essex learning about an internationally famous icon. Who do you think Warhol was? Do you think Warhol or Hull instead of looking at everything with a clear conscience? I think we have to admit that we put in something else. down before us david david andy warhol and what did you do what did we wear the first time for a quick bonus round check out under your desks everyone will find an item of clothing a celebrity once wore all I want to know is who wore what so if you could all put these on yeah okay then you have to put them on you don't have a line anymore put them on you have to name all six I've never felt more alive jimmy yeah that's great look well

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's costume that goes on his uh are you laughing oh wow he's squeezing he's squeezing he's definitely a man killer um okay so you have to write down who used what as fast as you want, okay, time is a given here because Richard has about four minutes, hey, what's going on?

Okay, what are all of Catherine's wearing? Could you come to the front because we? I haven't seen your costume from them. We need a demonstration of your costume. I didn't even spell it right. Can I be excused from writing this round? Do not do that. Okay, you want me to hold the snake for a second while you. you write because you have to write some answers you can't uh I'm not sure why it's the color of lemon meringue it's basically it's a diet that's what you eat right a lot of lemon meringue okay that's okay yeah I got it no let Ashley come over I'm actually dressed like meat oh yeah he's going to try to eat me so I want to know what everyone's wearing oh god bring George back from the jungle okay so what's everyone wearing ?

No. i tied jimmy no no no no no no no no no let's look at your answers okay so I asked you what everyone was wearing jonathan david what did you get okay madonna madonna and the pink video m.c hammer lady gaga britney britney spears okay catherine ashling Yes Richard yes if you know I will make sure your kids are okay. I don't follow fashion anymore. In fact, fashion recently got a restraining order, which means I can't be within 10 years of it. For me, comfort is much more important than fashion, that's why under this fancy suit I'm wearing an old worn out bra and no panties, the disturbing image for everyone, they laugh because you said fancy suit, I mean it comes from you with a caftan made of a cat.

Eyes, this is a beautiful thing, do you want to see it complete, complete, yeah, show us it complete, close your eyes, okay, I'll tell you when to open them, let me open them, jimmy, something beautiful, isn't it? Sometimes when the ring claps, the clown wants to have a little fun.