The Best of Richard Ayoade on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

Okay, Richard, you think you're a good team captain if you have leadership qualities. I don't know what my responsibilities are. Do I receive a pension? What is the situation? You have to manage it. Rob. I guess he's a motivator. I bought some sweets. Sorry, this is a flaw, you know, drumsticks or lollipops, look at it now, the end of the acting quiz to be fair, I try to stay away from them because if I don't keep my teeth in good shape, Nick, I don't really have any jokes, oh please me, Richard, are you a

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fan look like? Does that gloriously broad demographic look like you? You would play this game because you have glasses, I just don't sit in your chair. You are too eager to sit down and write to your captain. Who thought that five minutes into this program I would be thinking? You already know. What Sean is a real person Richard, are you going to be a good leader tonight? Your team captain, here's the thing, how dare you? Here's the thing with leadership that I feel is that once you've taken power, really all you have to do is let it go. the decline hmm and blame others and we're going to do that so I think I'll be a good leader in that sense and if something difficult comes up I'll make it public, little Dicky, I've got your back. thanks little Dicky, I like that my mother is watching tonight, Jim, if you want to cut down on some of the vaginal references, is she offended?

Well, I mean, I think she has one of hers. She used to live. Oh, you would know better than I used. to live there you should know who it is you're too far away it was the front door you needed to go back a little there just an awkward pregnancy nine months right in the vagina that's a channel five documentary obviously your your captain is eloquent and intelligent, how do you think Are you going to mix up for that? Well, obviously, we're very different, aren't we? Wouldn't you say yes? I would have you spell the numbers and I would deal with all the social interaction no one told me there would be social interaction or that I wouldn't attack this may be the worst team we have ever formed Claudia, are you happy to be on John's team?

Yes, I am, yes, but I love it. He's my favorite, don't patronize us, we're in hell, oh, I think he's a little worried about us the first time, they're little clinics because there are people here who eventually won't join and we'll join together, it'll be great if you love me , I will blossom and if I just talk to you softly and you hear that nice view, yes, come here and I will only say nice things, I won't touch her, yes, but I didn't say it, if it's the distance again, that's how it is now. I just do something that's getting closer.

Thanks Richard. What have you been doing since we last saw you? Thank you. I've been writing a book and it's called Are You on Top? This is Gwyneth Paltrow's film. View from above. It's the first complete study of that movie I know no one has done it before I'm sorry, have you really written a book about a Paltrow movie? It is a comedy-drama about cabin crew in which Gwyneth Paltrow plays a blue-collar person who dreamed of being a flight attendant. and we follow her ups and downs and Richard

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. Is it necessary to have seen the movie before reading your analysis of the movie in a book?

It is not necessary to have seen this movie. I recommend you buy it and then make it. Decide if you want to read it, okay, you bought it and then you decide it's not for me. I don't care, yes, I have some, so I have my lucky thesaurus there, just like I've been through thick and thin with that one. my lucky calculator, so those are there, those two lucky objects, the last thing is this and its partner, Tony, which is Tony. Tony is a guy I met in the Emirates and we've really connected, we've lost touch, yeah, it's basically if Tony from Tony looks. this and even if he's on YouTube just get in touch I thought we had we had something I didn't think about it I know you have a pet yeah what do you have the movie White Chicks?

Have you seen this movie White Chicks? I haven't seen this movie, oh it's a great movie. I saw it again recently, which reminds me of what happens with white girls, okay, it's a wonderful thing for the FBI people and the men, they are men, they go undercover pretending to be people of high society, people of high society. white society. and I don't know if you need to say white, you come to high society, they actually go undercover as white high society women, like I say, to avoid getting kidnapped and what it does is it really allows for a wonderful opportunity to see things. . from a woman's point of view and if you see white girls, I think you will really understand what it is like to be a female pet.

Now I have a pet, many celebrities must use the term yes and have a characteristic meaning now, right in aftershave perfumes. but I decided that the time has come to have my own scent and here it is, I am very excited about it. What an ambivalence, but there is ambivalence here, it just smells a little like something, a dimple. I'm here, but this is it. a record of this face always looking that way anyway it's not for fun it's okay, well, if you weren't so afraid of intimacy, maybe you would have known, yes, yes, because I'm always resisting your intimate proposals that we do not have. a quick wolf I think I don't use these anymore I had a summer in London I stopped using these and deodorant I just want to swipe it - that's very London in the thirties - you lived in London I moved to West Yorkshire and I I haven't used my inhaler since so and apparently if you also cured your rickets there's a bit of letting you want the spiders to show you that you can't be forced I believe, I believe in you to feel like a man understands me, I mean, that's usually What the most tells me people is that you are really drinking this dimple, now I am good to see if there is something more to this, yes, now you know the good things that are here, you can't even turn around, that's called a big dip.

A big drop is a small drop, yeah did you know I just started when t4 I added them all together, having fun, you're in, out of the way, okay, I don't think it can be done now, you get it, not even close, I tried? I have seven, they don't think it can be done, but you think you definitely did it, good. Richard, take the ten and square it, actually, can you two bits? Okay, and then I'd like you to square the five for me, please. I like it and then I would like you to tie it at 25 for the two, the other two wait and you know, Rachel, amazing, it was amazing, it was proper math and you haven't said anything. m purrs twice thanks it's never been done before it's innovative that's right those things can really be done no it's just done right Richard's amazing math no one got any points there the scores right now Richard Rob doesn't make sense even in his team, but he just did something.

Hopefully, if you want a square, a cube, things get a job in a jelly factory, maybe the weakest ones will come back. There will never be a gelatin factory. pick the letters, we can have four C's and then look, yeah, look, I thought you were specifying letters of, oh yeah, four C's, this is not Roman time, do you know what I like about this look of Richard, if you don't It matters that I call you baby, surely? Is he very similar to your movie White Girls? Yeah, let's keep it instead of Yes. This sounds a lot like you dressing up as some kind of girl saying, "Oh, I don't know, I could never date anyone in football." team exactly, but then as if there was a transformation.

Oh my damn dizzying clock is still ticking, it's so disgusting, there's even 15 seconds left if I can't concentrate with this clock ticking, you're not trying, why can't you just do it quietly? Not taking a test like this is really strange from that point on if you can think at that point what is good, I mean it should be after 30, did you find the crocodile? It was obvious that I wrote it and then got angry, okay? the goal was nine six one Joe, you got it Ashley, you got it yes Jimmy I got it so the turn is water land 8 up to 75 its time Segway 6 of course you got it Madhu sorry, the tree there was a dream and the time that at two I multiplied it, so, I mean, you could get it, yeah, and then I come out with a 550, there I am so you know you've run out of space, so you should know the number, yeah, that's a second, that is exactly.

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