Anatomy of the Modern Lifting Bro

in the year 2015, which means it's been three years since Jersey Shore was on TV and five years since someone gave a This also means that the definition of cool idiot has changed, and according to all the guys you love impress, it's not cool anymore. For a Cobra Saturday, I know, I've compiled a library of data spanning the course of the popular Instagram page's updates. The following is the

anatomy

of the

modern

survey problem. Let's start our analysis at the head, the only part of the body you can. I don't mention

lifting

or having an erection now you can't grow your head, but you can grow a beard, it was a small window of time when having a beard was like saying hey, I'm not your stepfather, I'm just a boy that your mom instead of saying hey, I'm just another idiot with a beard, but when you committed to growing a beard, you had missed the window, but you have a beard anyway because you're too big for windows and your head is too small. for your shoulders, notice here a clear lack of three details, this is because the

modern

lifting

brother is and always was a lifelong man.

You used to get automatic props for being natural, but now that steroids have become more accepted, it's harder for you to be a lifelong babysitter and "All-around Best Boy" to get the recognition you deserve. You're not getting the props. that you used to get and you're still not making the profits you never made. You don't get any points for not cheating if you still suck. You're not Derek Jeter bro, you know who you are, you're that guy with nothing who ran in the Olympics and shot his girlfriend and didn't even win food for yourself by competing with a handicap, but you don't need to beat us in the Run with it or shoot us in the face because you're still a shitty person and you lost billions, right?

The truth is that a soft portrait in this way is a self-portrait that I just painted there is a man a man's egg. maybe if we turn our attention to this info graphic we can see the growth of modern uprising handing your phone to another nearby club asking them to record your why you're recording your set because the model roster broke down. Now it's a powerful body, it's going to be big. Don't leave it, you can't just be big because you're natural, so you need to be strong, you can't be strong just for yourself, that would be ridiculous, you need to be strong for Instagram, don't go anywhere, you're not overcompensating that much. yeah it's the latest on that post with technical lifting jogging and Star Wars robots just to make sure NAB that MOTD validation just hit a P R 2 D 2 for 425 blocks get it off the floor with my max for a triple double top , raw deal from last week. and I was sick and my girlfriend left me too, let's take the sub a little deeper, okay, let's take a closer look at the stomach by dissecting the stomach of a Pro lifting model, you will find that the diet consists entirely of bingo numbers to be exact 500 C 180 p90x but who's counting I'm still your pro food as we can see here the lifting brawl model was born with a lifting belt instead of an umbilical coin the purpose of using a lifting belt is to make a more rigid call to improve heavy lists The reason you wear a lifting belt is to alert everyone in our powerful bodybuilder and to tighten your shirt without having to tuck it in, like you work at UPS and rape at school secondary.

The sumo deadlift is like eating, but no one used to do it. and if you did, you would have been sat like a sexually deranged immigrant, but now everyone is playing boss, you heard it here first, pull sumo, eat, but I sleep, giant female condom worn around the knee to look like mass and to meet your needs during all those squats now we're not squatting. Knee pads can be worn around the ankles to hide those embarrassing deer bones. The Java one wouldn't hit the legs, which is basically never because you can't spell legendary without a leg day which you can't spell either. of gay legless day, which in Spanish means those weightlifting shoes, a cross between a helmet club and Jell-O, look, they provide optimal heel leverage for squatting, but most importantly, the shoes of weightlifting and an HDI height and two inches for your lifting penis, you may have noticed. a surprising trend the modern lifting brother has discovered a useful ex the modern lifting broke down brags about how much he loves leg day because he wants you to know what your eyes can't tell you he actually lives bragging about leg day legs is like that guy Who will insist on ordering the spiciest thing at that time and the chemical wings with extra demon come out brother?

I know for a fact that you don't really enjoy eating those sour, bony nuts. Was it really worth it to watch your friends enjoy edible meals while you flick the dust off the seeds with your tongue? out just so you can look like the toughest guy at the table yeah she was because the list was long and you have to pretend you like it so with one thing for the best do you want soft wings and chicken thighs or do you want These things, is it bad? accessories oh god I miss you guys so much subscribe to my YouTube channel new videos because you guys are pretty sensitive and I'm not even going to try to sell you anything this week this week next week even though it's a whole new week, blur and new account.