Evolution of the Lifting Man

Before man started

lifting

weights, he was nothing, he was a barnacle in society, a troglodyte, it wasn't until after the

lifting

that it was discovered that the man involved in lifting a person from the regular, also known as bacteria , to the top of the food chain, a super predator with two dicks, for the love of Darwin, we did it. We didn't evolve from apes, we evolved into apes, so pay close attention to this graph documenting the

evolution

of the primordial exudate of lifting man stage number one, this is the time period before you started lifting, known as BC, before the curls, at this point you are. a young extra virgin and scrawny girl you have the confidence of that fat boy with the power of a rocket and you are really worried that you will never know what a vagina is like in real life you are not an athlete because if you were you would already be becoming so you decide to start lifting weights for the sole purpose of looking good and making girls reach tadpoles this is the time period when you start lifting weights this is where your

evolution

begins look at you, you've created some beginner games that no one cares about or They realize but you have experienced your first pump and you have experienced your first loss, you have seen what you could be and what you once were on the same day, this is a lot to take in, this is your first taste of the glory stage. 3 brother DJ, this is about 6 months after you started lifting weights, you have maximized the initial gains and finally have a sliver of muscle, but this is going to your head, there is no way you will be big, but this is the first and only time I think you're great because body dysmorphia still has the Senate.

This is the hydeia. Confidence in your evolution. The girls are starting to notice. Your necks like the new professional pick their tongue. You kissed a couple of high school girls on your summer vacation from college. You are the one who enjoys. one last wild hot shot on stage number four, Jim, well during this period you have some experience and some knowledge under your belt, you subscribe to Muscle & Fitness and bodybuilding.com as your home page, you are a real student of science, brother, give yourself a round of applause. You have a Buddhist Zeek and you destroy your girl because you realized that you are prettier, but not prettier enough.

Your chest could use work, try to wear some too, you could have a wider back, bigger legs, buy of course shoulders. cheating ads, whatever, you're kidding me bro, you little stage five gym rat, this is a period of time where you're scientifically considered high, you've gotten women, they love your body and you're finally the idiot, girls that you always wanted. be, but you spend all your time in the gym surrounded by others, it's just like you, so naturally your competitive instincts kick in and you've developed the need to be the biggest guy everywhere you go, you'll constantly size up other guys and all the details . of his body you compare yourself to all the boys and you were constantly unhappy with yourself and with everything you have achieved up to this point Stage six monster you are now huge but now you also have full-blown image problems, you need to be bigger that everyone has led you to experiment with extracurricular activities and other risky methods taken from the fanny packs of shady locker room trolls people think you're afraid good girls look at you and think you have a problem well because you have it it's called I Still Can walk through the doors and who cares about girls anyway not you the gym is the only thing you do the only thing you care about and the only thing you put in you've been doing it for so long you forget what it's like to be human or look like one because you don't want to, you are a monster both physically and emotionally and as the evolution reaches the end, we finally reach stage seven, free beast.

Now, at this point, you may be thinking about competing and turning professional. You started a tweak on Instagram. profile, you'll finally be the biggest, shredded guy around you, you're Animal Planet, you may have grown like a hooked foot, you have three-inch hands coming out of your back, you started seeing the van instead of the doctor, you exist to be big, the girls you used to wear. to hit they are no longer attracted to you and you are no longer attracted to that now you are attracted to strange smells all the women looking at the ones you only do doggy style you face it, you stopped those different girls a long time ago because the only people who are You really put on weather vanes and cut yourself and I swore your rear delts are on guys and girls who are guys with thumb society your interests your passions your whole life revolves around the male body it's not homo, although subscribe to my YouTube channel, Ah, as you can see. because of the super chill lifestyle and uh he's strawberry behind me because I moved to Los Angeles, California um so new videos when I find the new gym so, you know, this one's up to you, I'm not me this time.

I'm not that lazy.