Best Lifting Excuses

You look a couple of years into the lift and you're not as big as you thought, you'd be surprised, but not as body dysmorphic, you're not that big, like actually not that big, so what are you going to do? You're going to stop doing. Research where you're going to improve your training and crack down on your diet, but of course, that's not the case. You've probably seen your training or dying or your complete lack of novels. Your problem is your lack of good

excuses

. Yes, I do better. When you can convince yourself and everyone around you that you've already done it, you're the

best

excuse for missing again much bigger in the last video, but as you know, when a vacation break like a trip in the family time we have the first excuse genetic genetics he is the ultimate excuse it's like oh everyone says everything is a disease these days like what do you put coke on and what so you can drink drive home from the club in one day, you are not a desperate club rat, you have a disease, we have a disease well, you like your employees to watch you masturbate while drinking a you are not an office rapist you are a sex addict with the disease you can't help it like that It's how you were built, the same goes for the body but then when you're not progressing at all in the gym, don't blame yourself, blame genetics, blame your parents, blame God, blame evolution, you love woman, whatever, never blame yourself, there is a female orgasm, I think I'm just a squid.

Oh, skinny jeans are coming. Good friend, Jenny Gamez, not bad, but now you can work out for four, two or three weeks, don't go out with a lot of time, so I'm like a hard winner, although the gains are twice as hard, so technically. I'm like twice as big, you know, I'm like an ectomorph, which means every pound of muscle you make is like three pounds of muscle to me, you know, I'm saying the genetic fights aren't my fault. getting some good sets on my triceps, so, you know, the problem is that my triceps insert very high, we have muscle insertions like they were lower, as you know, it's like cheating, they would look bigger, but I don't they would do.

It's actually not big, you know, I mean like: super tall, so it looks like the smaller part is actually bigger. I have longer muscles than yours, so like it's been eight, so you hear me the longer, yeah, my muscles are super long, it's harder to get. a bigger one, you know what I mean, like there wouldn't be more of them if they were shorter like yours, kinda pudgy and plump muscles, they look huge dude. I gained a lot more mass back there, you know? Building an igloo makes no sense. I know, tell me, well, suck a cock, brother, come back here, suck this long cock.

I could be more vascular, but I have very, very thick skin, no, I'm saying it's like I'm super cut now, but I'm just like too thick of skim you know I don't like my it's like Kevlar does it so you try to stab my knife breaks like a rhino's ball sack there it's okay look squeezing like that and my sweater that's it yeah it's super thin even though it's like rice paper oh you get a paper cut you can bleed out instant death bro you look like a goat, like you are like an x-ray, you see through you, you cut serious injuries and body mechanics, you can't bend over, okay, you have bad knees. you have a little back problem because you never learned to deadlift because you can't you know you have a little back problem genetics all the reasons why it's hard to get big is one reason body mechanics is the reason why the one that is difficult for you to live that's why the Special Olympics started we totally dominate but I can't do cardio I'm a Balkan boy What if we do something else?

I have super long arms, you see, the ball has to travel twice as far as you, so take this, we have to lift twice as much, this time it's twice as much. I'm taller than you, jealous, oh I can't, I have a low back. Trouble bro, I see it on a deadline so I want to deadlift. I want to bid on this campground, so I've been working in construction, so like 30 years, my back is like a noodle drop. It's a fun new monkey. I think this is not good. my back you know it's actually not good for you desert everyone is super bad why just math you're fat you're increasing/cutting cycle if you're not that big look it's because you could if you're not that cut Say it's because you're Balkan.

This is not my final form. It's like showing someone a shitty painting you made, but saying, "Wow, wow, it's not finished, it's a work in progress." This way they can't judge you for the crap of the program. because they don't know what it will become, it's like investing in a rookie car that will always be a rock. I call this the Tim Tebow excuse, you're bad at football while you're playing baseball, now you're headed, oh, it could be more. wrecked but I'm like in the middle of the falls right now I just thought about my bowl, so I like this one with the muscles ready, you know, I might have veins down there, yeah, yeah, 'cause I look bigger, though if you were bulky, Yes, you know.

I'm just starting my reduced dose. Today I'm a little flat. I am never satisfied. I'm always hungry. I'm always hungry because I'm losing weight. You'll see me when I'm done with this cut. I know age is just a number. Many times it's hard for you to create games, then someone younger than you constantly reminds everyone of your glory days. This is the guy in his 30s who still shows up at high school parties playing guitar. He talks about how his band opened our Sugar. Ray, I wouldn't play electronic music now, which is a lot easier, it's like a real musician called that music back in my day, we used to play real music, you should have seen it to stay open because he took the improvisation rights. the crowd of feet like kittens people sold ass panties - who is Barbara?

I mean we like a cover band career person if we like open we open we wish Sugar Ray we're still playing those you see my show in the the outfit is selling the valley they gave me a shoe yeah I gotta do this now, you know, getting an older girl back when she was your age. I can bench 500 pounds, go warm up, just walk. Sol, I'm getting a little greasy now, hit me up, dog. I'm going to get younger, yes, all year, 365 days ahead, I have to remember sixty-five days in which I had to fight the ravages of time on my body, well, my metabolism, what's wrong with your metabolism?

My metabolism did a blood test quickly. the blood test I did ok H I did weights you get to my age the guy will have to be doing this for about an hour if you look at your future ship it looks good you know it's not too bad for the lifestyle of my age if fitness were your only priority. will be mr. Olympia twice in one year I wish I could just focus on the gym like everyone else has priorities, though man, I flipped out, I'm a me, I have an empire, you know what I mean, I wake up crying.

I wish I could do this, kid. so I go to the gym every day, like when I was in college, that grown man, bro, he's the faithful guy. I have a mortgage on the museums and the guy would be much bigger all the time in the world as if you did nothing. the gym i have a lifestyle brother of ortiz yeah call the booth life balance dude i need this beyond the stressed roller look i gotta do what's the point of getting so big if you can't celebrate once in a while you know that I have a lifestyle of my own?

I took my leg off at the gym, bro, you even got a job, you got a job, what is it? Fitness, this is my diet, sorry, lightbulb, it was just what yes, you were pulling, not throwing up these weights, you know, if all else fails, just blame it on being fancy. See you baby Delta, Maddie Belle is there too, you mean you're working just as hard to make the juices, but you're not doing it because your babysitter, so you're working twice as hard, so you're technically bigger, It's like saying you. Get a lot more if you use Tinder but you don't do it because you want to meet girls naturally good for you brother, you will get a lot more games.

It's a lot more if you just use steroids and download Tinder but don't do it. You are righteous, you walk the straight path, my brother, let everyone know that you were a natural athlete, so instead of being really enough, absolute potential brings you your potential. How much is that nice little citrus? I'm Maddie, sup, I'm Addie. Well, so it's like whatever Hey, you're going to check it out. I'm not well. I'm a man. You have to accept it, brother. Yes, I consulted with my doctors. I'm elegant. The results are behind. Guess what I'm natural. Good for me.

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