50 WAYS TO BREAK A NINTENDO SWITCH

wait that's not the same thing click why use it say quick click again ah no a new kind of heated competition is ignited right on Nintendo change the tune to World Innling Invitational buddy could you please stop do that unless it's actually advertised, come on baby, flash this? Coincidence of timing this time What did I just say? Be quiet. I'm sorry. I guess I just spent $300 on a Smash-only Switch and I'm worried it won't come out soon. Okay, I guess that's understandable. you know, give me that, whoa, what's in the box, it's a broken Nintendo

switch

, my favorites, the Nintendo

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has Minecraft cleanup, cleanup, okay, too much plan, said too much cleanup, what this thing doesn't It has Bluetooth, okay, okay, ah, how horrible to have Work can't wait to play a Nintendo Switch What the hell is this?

Where is the screen? This thing is defective. Now what to own. I mean a capture next to a Nintendo Switch. I can finally play with myself. Sega is our teacher. Vega is our teacher. Genesis does what.

nintendo

no what this is not an amiibo what this is not a sorry Knievel what if I got rejected because the detective created a program but I showed nothing but love and respect what is this Nintendo copyright? my newest video but i just use it update like what to change a switch with a switch hey buddy did you hear the news that apparently the

nintendo

switches are having a problem with the controllers disconnecting huh what was it i was just playing Mario Kart 8 deluxe, what the hell, hey, wait, what the hell is that?

The newest flat festival, how can I show everyone how sure I am about ketchup? Hmm. I know I'll make a post saying that if the mail wins, I'll throw my switch in a lake. Yeah, well, a promise is a promise. I feel like playing with a Sony PlayStation Portable hmm, oh look, there's a wait, this is not a Sony PlayStation Portable, much better, oh well, that was a dumb idea. The Nintendo Switch requires cartridges. Hmm, hey guys, welcome to the fourth smash, today we have a Nintendo switch, let's jump to the right. Hey, wait, did you hear that's my Nintendo news notification?

What new news is there today. Hidden nes golf game on Switch. A tribute to Satoru Iwata. You know this just isn't right, but this is for. I'll go to hell for that. I can do that switch trick, attempt number one fifteen minutes. I feel like voice chatting on the Nintendo Switch, but how do I do that now that you finally check voice? Hey, yeah, do I have time to take this? There are some who drop the ball right there. that last one ah look what you caused well that works too low your weapons face each other ready steady fire wait what are you doing that's not how this game is played welcome back to a new series about drunk drop tests with sliding cards Gadgets If your device can survive a night of drinking, then it can survive anything else today in drunk test drops.

We have the Sony switch three feet away. Wow, that's totally fine, six feet. Wow, this thing is as durable as my 10 inch life options. I mean, come back now. I'm going to do a scratch test on the portable Xbox, eh, it doesn't scratch. I'm applying as much force as possible, okay, I'm going to move on to the next one. I don't know if they realize it, but I'm pretty sure they do. a scratch, an eye like my ex's isn't doing so well, us, what could they add hoverboards, ah, the switch needs a stylist like previous Nintendo consoles, this will have to do.

I'm so smart, hey buddy, did you hear the news that apparently the Nintendo turned off is scratching the switch screen, huh? What was that? Oh man, somehow the dots scratched my switch. I was just hoping this would happen as it's time for Nintendo's new console, the SNES Classic Edition, now stick around before it replaces you again. I can set restrictions based on the age rating of the game, your task, I don't want to do this, I'm going to play my Nintendo Switch instead, hey Siri, how do I kill myself? If you are not thinking about suicide, you may want to talk to someone. at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline okay I guess I'll try it first hello a high school diploma I don't need this I'll just make a living streaming Nintendo Switch games on Twitch hello National Suicide Prevention Lifeline yeah again I'm going to need a your employee of the month, come on buddy, hurry up exactly again, why are we climbing this mountain?

Because if we tweet a photo of Nintendo showing us playing the Switch in a cool place, they might retweet it now, take my photo please. Okay, stay still. Oh well, maybe if we can get it back and it still powers up, we can still tweet at Nintendo about how durable it is, oh my god, avalanche. If they

break

you will replace it no questions asked, hmm welcome to this new one. series that I would like to call "board attack" today we have an edition of Amazon Fire Seven Kids man, this video is going to be very expensive to make, let's start waiting, stop, what the hell do you think you are doing?

Relax buddy I'm just

break

ing a tablet for YouTube revenue because apparently if you break it they'll replace it for free no questions asked that's not a kids edition of Amazon Fire Seven it's a Nintendo Switch oh so that's the logo on the back Later, you'll be a new switch, what the heck, cool now, how am I going to play Nintendo games while traveling? Of course, all three TS come to me. Oh great, now how am I going to play Nintendo games on my TV? No, come to me. Oh hey buddy, did you hear that apparently? Nintendo Switch Consoles Are Really Bending I'm Gonna Give It A Try Oh Man Mine Bent Now It's Nintendo Time Hey Nintendo My Switch Has Been Having Various Problems First Of All The Controller Started Disconnecting , then the doctors scratched the switches screaming and now everything.

The system has been somehow I'm sorry you're adopting the Caritas program so you're not a priority God Hey guys welcome to smash boards today we're going to do the SNES class it's on the SNES classic edition uh yeah how could you smash ? that because I can, what other Nintendo consoles are you destroying right now, monster, oh this, it's a Nintendo switch, how could you actually right now? I want to die right now. I can not believe it. $600, shoot, destroy, come, cost. hey Siri, what's the meaning of life, let's see how much that video made, which isn't even enough to pay for the box this thing came in, oh no, wait, wait, I have to find some way to make more money With this, first, they change their rate. change ma'am oh come on guys look how entertaining I am please I'm trashing something that's actually good don't you see the shock value in that?

No, sir, I wouldn't do that kind of damage for you, okay, who did this? Who did this? I said there will be no large, long-lasting fires in this neighborhood. It's very fancy, so I can't, let's finish this switch. Let's get these Joy Kahns out of the way. First Joy convoys. Now let's do 50 with the switch. thank you all for watching, comment, like and subscribe, I'll see you later and have fun playing Super Mario. I should see it late. I seem to be forgetting something. Hmm, what was it? Oh, I know. There were actually 51

ways

to break a Nintendo Switch I'm very smart.

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