50 WAYS TO BREAK A 3DS

Hmm, the Nintendo switches are coming out soon, so I have to make room by getting rid of one of these current Nintendo consoles, which should be the 3ds or the Wii U. I know how I should choose. Come on, damn, what is this? There are already 50

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to play in 3D yes, oh, I have to see this. I open my eyes at 3 2 1, that's not even a real key 3 yeah, hey, hey, come closer so we can use StreetPass mmm, sorry. Running late for something, you're going to pass me and you're going to like it, yeah I have the green light on for you, but I don't see any passes on the street, they say you can't use your phone while driving, but Don't say no you can use your 3D, yes, while driving, let's ride, I almost died there.

Oh, save the game, what's the game? Well I paid $40 for the item and enjoy it or try it, maybe it will be fun if I turn it on. the 3d oh what's going on oh no I'm having a seizure since I just want to play a Sonic game, that means technically others will give us hope that you did this to me. Oh, I won't have a party with you and your whole family. for what you're doing to me, oh hell no, I'm not dealing with this tonight, oh, it's just a dream, mom is going to kill me, it's okay, class, welcome to photography 101, please get out your cameras, wait What is it?

It's my camera, that's not the right camera, why not? Don't you do that for teachers? right buddy, a 3ds can't be a real idiot with the camera. Hey guys, welcome to Boise, also new and exciting. I'm going to call bad reviews, it's where a board and I review something simple, right, sorry. on my face I lost my glasses so I'm blind as a bat right now let's start with this two in one video so today we're going to do a board smashing my own MacBook Pro and a board review on my new 3ds. XL, let's start first with the MacBook destroying boards and that concludes with destroying boards.

Now let's get into boring reviews with the new 3ds XL. Wow, Nintendo made this one quite a bit bigger than I expected. I got three DSs and also a third. Because why not, my God, Isabelle is so hot, here's the phone book they're going to throw away. Hey guys welcome to play rock games today we're going to play some 3ds games and you've got mail waiting in a second ah actually we're just. I'm going to play something else hey buddy, I have the 3dsxl oh that's cool, did you know it's 90% bigger than your three Dias? Yes, now I understand.

Do you know he's bigger than your mom? I said I got it, give me that, did you do it? I know you use the two back scenes in a row. You can also see the reflection of the cameras in this door. Nintendo gays on the iPhone. I don't want to study, I want to play in 3D. Well, it's time to call the suicide hotline. Hi, it's me again. What is this abomination you are playing? It's Paper Mario Color Splash, wouldn't you rather play the best thousand u-dor paper stick game? Oh yeah, that's my second favorite Paper Mario game.

Uh-huh, okay, which one is your favorite? So, my favorite. Okay, let me show you my favorite pepero game, it's the best ever created. Sticky star, shows you where to stop. My opinion is better than yours. What the hell can I do? I was going to win. I'm going to win, hell yeah, hi, my name is Feminist Jones. Do we have a different laptop? This MacBook Air is too thin and it's bothering me anyway. Today we are going to talk about the representation of women. They are video games. Now there are some evil corporations that portray women from anorexic to thin and beautiful but in a different definition than what tumblr thinks is beautiful, but then we have kind corporations like Tendo Cooper first to depict a real woman in their video games in instead of all those other evil corporations.

Let's look at one of the games right now. Super Smash Brothers, wait. Why do they have to call each other brothers? So here's one that Nintendo thinks should be a real woman. Let's take a look. Wait, that's not a real woman. The Nintendo patriarchy ends now. Ice, stop oppressing me and come to my safe face. Damn, damn, damn, love is going to kill me. no evidence no crime who and what are you looking at yes all the evidence is gone oh there are no witnesses you guys are here you know I miss the good old days in 50

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something where all the ways were simple eg me I don't know why I have to turn every sense right now into a complicated parody so you know what I'm going to do, you know what I'm going to do there, that counts as a way, ah, I won't quite fit in. here we go just two gigabytes this is all your fault always play come on mom it was the last punishment enough I'm not telling you a crazy test I'm going to lock your computer in this safe hmm now what combination should I choose and start the lock well at least it's better nothing mom, it's not what it seems yeah, I'm taking this too, it's time to finally finish this meme playing it, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, okay, let's begin, come out through the ice oh, I lost the pencil again oh yeah, this ice pick will have to do for now.

Do all the underage kids on YouTube want Minecraft for Nintendo 3ds? Well, now you can pull it off with this simple trick, aha, nice graphics. well there you have it stupid kids now play this instead of going to youtube please hey guys I just want to apologize for that last skit. I don't want anyone to think I would ever want minecraft on 3ds, keep it away oh god. God, I'm eight years old, you just accepted my favorite game, get off YouTube. Kill yourself, shut up. It turns out that I am a grown man and I love my job.

I finally have a new SD card. Let's insert it on the right. place this time mm-hmm, stop there, did you order your cassette and still you guys ruin everything, boy, water bottle, flip, easy, how about the full glass, oh my God, is that the famous youtuber rice comes only one quick pic hey no pics oh my god it touched my 3ds can you sign this? Well, wait, what is this? I thought you were scum yeah what's up guys techrax here and today it will be destroyed? The iPhone 8, wait, what the hell is this? This is not an iPhone.

I don't know how to destroy this thing. What's happening? Guys, welcome to another episode of Gizmos Lip. Today we'll see if a 3ds XL can protect the Galaxy Note 7 from a 10-foot drop. Let's get started, no one's really watching. In this part, where were you preparing what was going to be released? We just do it to increase the run time, make it longer, you know, more revenue. Not everyone just skips this anyway, so, okay, guys, now let's leave this and here we have our super expensive. -speed camera that records at a maximum FPS of 420 frames per second, okay so we are at the 10 foot drop test site, so what do you think will happen when we drop it?

I think it will hit the ground, very good, three two. one, wow guys, looking at the slow motion footage, it actually broke, what a surprise, examining the damage you can see the tape didn't do much to hold it together, but it's a phone, okay damn, it's not So, how are we going to get the money back. reselling this if it didn't

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uh this video isn't going to make as much as this phone is worth it what were we thinking? Oops, hey mom, what's up? Your water broke and you need someone to take you to the hospital.

I don't want to I want to play video games everywhere I go hmm screw it finish and I'll switch hey hey so you ready to play Smash Bros. Hell yeah now it's your turn wait why did you do that what You said, we were playing Smash Bros, this is it. game Oh my god, oh my god, do three TS, why didn't you stop me? I thought you were going to use it as a controller or something. What's the matter? You should have been clearer that it is a game. What's happening to me? You broke it on purpose. your 3ds because I thought you told me not to blame myself.

I hate you, what is this? A video that will mock the channels of technological destruction. Oh, I'm going to be highlighted and I'm going to miss the cut and lose the fit. oops, oh damn, just come back, come back, thanks for not introducing me, oh I was going to get so much attention, that's so many new songs, hey son, yeah mom, I know how much you love smashing things for YouTube, like that what I have This is for smash please make a good video thank you uh I don't know if I could make a whole video about it I mean it's not that interesting so I don't know just smash this you know okay , Alright.

Okay, I'll figure out what to do, just leave it there next to my 3ds. I knew you would help me, so here, okay, there you go son, now go make me a lot of income from YouTube, I mean, proud, oh. thanks mom hello guys welcome to forced boring crush starring my mom today we are going to do a 3d s but with some music ooh a cd player three two one Wow hey guys you might think I'm joking but I'm being Seriously, when my mom bought me this broken stereo and this working CD player at her workplace so I could smash them and make more income from YouTube after seeing how much I had earned, so you're probably wondering how I will make these items satisfactory.

I have an idea, oh my gosh, I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that, oh but how come the 3ds didn't take a lot more damage? It's just a little more bent than it should be and not much happened to this one. What's that? Ooh, a new style is nice once again, but this time just the 3ds, man. The 3ds is sturdy, it didn't even take much more damage, just a little more sunken. I guess he eats. I'm going to leave my three. - yes, next to my Chinese MacBook charger because nothing bad could come of that.

Oh well, that was too close. I'll leave it next to my notes, so it should be safer. Oh no, don't screw it up again if it's 2016 and all. An important piece of technology is going to catch fire. You could also end this by saying "My 3ds on fire." Hey guys, thanks for watching 50 Ways to Break a 3ds, so most of you probably already know this is going to be hot. It will be the last video to be filmed in this house and we will be moving in over winter break, as you can see now we have already started moving a lot of things out.

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