Bored Smashing - HOUSE

Hey guys, I just bought my parents a new

house

. Well, I let them borrow some money to buy it, but I still technically could have titled this video. I bought my parents a new

house

, but many stupidly generous YouTubers have already done that before. and this channel is about doing abnormal things because I'm not normal. There is something wrong with me because there have been many requests for me to destroy a house after I moved into my own house. Welcome to the new house of board-crushing parents. Do you think I would really destroy a house, especially my parents' new one?

No thanks, I choose life. Please enjoy this board breaking this decorative house. Instead, safety comes first. Children. In fact, if you're a kid, don't try any of this. Seriously thanks. Otherwise, you could lose something like an eye, your arm, or your hair. Oh man, I didn't mean for this to break. Besides, mom is going to kill me. You could finish the rest and then start where you first started. parents bedroom eh, it won't move, but hey, I have the key here, first let's let in a little more light, ah, much better, what's in the closet, eh, that's a little embarrassing, you all are in the closet, don't worry.

I'll fix it, you're welcome to sacrifice seven years of good luck. Damn, I'm already hungry. I need a snack. I never ate this before. I wonder how they know. Oh, that's not food. How about those that are also not edible? Wait, why? I make everything taste better with a little sauce Here goes nothing I need some real food What can you provide me kitchen? I should probably wash up first. Come on, give me your water. Do I have to dig to find it? Well, that's it, forget it, germs. build immunity anyway time to eat what's in the pantry nothing so no food I guess I have to make my own food with whatever this thing is you hurt me I'll hurt you that should teach you wait Samsung , the same company that made BTS. phone you are an accomplice, how come I haven't eaten anything yet and there is already a dirty plate?

I guess I'd better wash it now. What type of dishwasher breaks your dishes? Let me try something else. That was also broken. Oh, I have to try one more thing. uh, they really need to make better dishwashers for delicate products oh, finally some food, yeah, celebrate, uh-oh, maybe I can make the rest of the carpet match the stain, yeah, it's working, oh, this is one good idea, make the whole pattern a wine stain for the rug. Ah much better oh not out of the way I forgot the cupboard I ran out of wine but I still have ketchup ah yes perfect combination oh I have to hide the evidence although perfect they will never find it here why won't this? open help help I'm stuck in the closet oh maybe I can use this hello how uh this reminds me of that famous scene from the horror movie how did it go again here's Jacob no, it's not like that here's Joseph no, it's not yet so here's jackson uh what are you doing in the closet?

Come out, here's Jordan. Ah well, I have plenty of doors to practice with. Here's Jayden. That was too far away. Here's Joe mom. I knew it wasn't that one. Here's Jerome. Here's Jonathan. closer and what are you still doing in the closet? Okay, okay, I promise there will be no more gay jokes. You have my word, here's Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass. Yes, I think I did well. Hi, I'm King Lang and this is indoor skating. There seem to be some obstacles in my way. Oh, say you want graffiti, a big wall, but you don't want to walk and tire your legs, what do you do?

Hi, I'm playing RT124 and this is floor paint. Voila, ugly floor. i didn't think of this oh ah i want a unique look on your slippery stairs if you are not satisfied you can do it one more time and that's it don't forget to wash hello i'm king lang and this is a drop test all first laptop next tv kitchen drawer fan ceiling wine bottle closet door bag of dirt sledgehammer and finally this paint can is now out of order hello I'm king lang and this is a knockoff of a smash bros player honey it's time for some basic hygiene now So I don't need you So what have I become?

Hello, I'm King Lang and this is an innocent joke. Hello, what is your refrigerator? So, Hi, I'm King Lang and this is throwing blunt objects at delicate lamps. Kobe, oh. Hi, I'm King Lang and this is a light bulb snowball fight. Hard bulb conclusion. I don't have snowball fights with light bulbs because they aren't as aerodynamic. Hello, I'm King Lang and this is the joke that drives the new neighbors crazy, yes, honey. I'm free, hey, this is not a closet. Hello, I'm King Lang and I just destroyed a house. I still can't believe it, so don't forget to comment and I'll make sure this can be. seen from space subscribe yes once again please don't try anything you just saw i'm looking at you bye bye my dream house uh mom it's not what it seems let's take a scene and i'll explain everything come here it should be saved here oh god What is that no no no please no I encourage you