50 WAYS TO BREAK A PS5 & XBOX SERIES S

hello daniel hello stewie what day is it today is December 25th christmas day oh nice boy merry christmas little timmy hope you enjoy your gifts wow thank you mommy yay next generation video game controllers where are the consoles? I'm so sorry, I tried to get the latest PS5 and Xbox

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that they had in the store, but someone attacked me and got to them first, who did that to you, mommy, him, he was self-promoting his YouTube channel to everyone in the store like a loser, so he's the reason. that next gen consoles are not under our Christmas twee, I'm afraid that son of timmy watch your mouth and where do you think you're going?

I'm going to go find that gift thief, think about this reasonably, we can. just enjoy Christmas and then on New Years we can murder him and blame it on the alcohol, so you've got the goods, I don't know, you've got the cash, yeah, here you go, thanks. Alright, here are the goods before I go, I hope you know what you're doing. What you're doing is wrong, uh, have a good day, I hope you go to jail for doing this, uh, sir, you left the consoles on top of your uh, hello, lightly used eBay listings, it'll all be worth it soon. , it will all be worth it soon.

It was worth it, thank you, oh no, the fingers froze, losing their grip. Is it too late to purchase the warranty? Yeah, I still can't believe I got both next-gen consoles for their original price. No, I shouldn't play them, they're too rare. I'll just keep them locked in this room where nothing bad will ever happen to them. Yes, the next-gen overhead console is here, out of the way. Grandparents make way for the future. Yes, the next generation top console is here. Oh great, where am I! I'll put it up if my roommate's ps5 takes up all the space, maybe if I set it up here it would be more fun if he was rich.

Oh, and voila, everything is set up. Hey, shouldn't you use the stand it comes with? to make it more stable no, it should be fine, look, that's why Sony included a stand. The Xbox is not supported because it is stable enough on its own. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. VR gaming really isn't for me, I think I just want to go back to my regular game consoles. Whoa, oh man, I forgot my sleigh. May the best

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ps5 win. Wait a second. PS5 wins. Oh man, I forgot to pack my snow shovel. You two know the drill.

Xbox ps5. Wait a second. okay ps5 wins the console race damn it's finally my turn damn it's hard to believe my consoles are good guys what do you think you're doing smoking kills you know what ya that you two want to be so cool, you can smoke the whole box. a good lesson this is an iphone 10 next to it this is a cat oh he almost knocked it over and this is the next one oh man we are on a plate hmm I think I have a solution my plate is better than yours this better make it worth throwing away previously my lower consoles life is unfair oh I feel a sneeze coming wait oh another one is coming ah much better ah great now I have to disinfect hey, you're done, what are you still doing with that hammer, did you hear?

I said, what are you doing with that hammer? My console is better, no my console is better, you're both brain dead morons. The Nintendo Switch is obviously the best console. Hmmm, what a waste of money you could have given me that, congratulations. I won my giveaway, ugh, what the hell, how did you get into my parents' basement? Enjoy the disc-only versions. The ps5 looks like a clam. Cannibalism is funny. Wait a second. Clams. Oh, you're bad, oh, don't cry. have a little too even if you don't look like a clam there my ideas have become after making 1150

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videos 11. my console is the best that came out in November of this year no, my console is the best that came out in november this year you two are brain dead morons the gaming watch is obviously the best console that came out in november this year great gaming session man thanks you yourself were a shame so these articles lie on my consoles.

You guys are still very good guys, what are you two doing? They're embarrassing me. Hello, my car is in your front yard. She crushed his dog's mailbox. No, I'm 40 sure I put it in the park and I'm 80 sure I used wheel stops on the tires to keep them from sliding, ugh, okay, I'll check my security cameras, um, I'll never buy wheel stops again from Gamestop I will never buy doorstops from Gamestop again, what do you think you are doing to our consoles? what a beautiful day to take the consoles to the park, what's wrong with you?

Oh, sorry, I thought there were golf balls, are you blind or something? Yes, I'm size blind, shape blind, but at least I'm not color blind, be the target when Look at it, oh look, another golf ball, be careful with this suitcase, it contains my son's Christmas presents, yeah , yeah, hmm d no, uh m, yeah, g ooh no, sorry, you lost, I hate this game, come on, yeah, hello, reputable gaming news site. I would like to tell you my story about my ps5 and

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that broke randomly and if you want I can send you evidence of it right now, you don't need any evidence, you already published the article, okay, then, okay, now where.

It's my bathroom, ah, here it is. I may be colorblind and colorblind, but at least I'm not colorblind and I know the color white when I see it. It was just a bad dream. Playstation 5 game has no limits, wait what am I? doing am I supposed to be stealing these oh wow thank you santa oh merry christmas I knew I should have bought an indoor Christmas tree we won't need them anymore what the hell I was in the middle of a game don't worry I have something that will make those consoles look obsolete . You got us an expensive gaming PC.

Even better. Ta-da. No, thanks. It is necessary. Oh my god, the damn Wi-Fi is available again. Come here, you dumb Wi-Fi router. Wow, that wasn't the Wi-Fi! -fi router that was the ps5 is funny because it looks like a wi-fi router oh man that's just like me to buy too many groceries well I better keep them in the fridge wow oh clumsy of me that wasn't a refrigerator, it was an xbox s series wait that joke doesn't make sense that joke isn't even funny it's because it's not even the xbox that looks like the refrigerator what's so funny to you why are you laughing shut up stupid kitten console my mature consoles huh, is there a stud somewhere in this house? finally six seven eight nine ten I win can we just play video games?

I sure don't sense any warning signs from you. I win, man, let me tell you, I almost did. I won't make it out alive. Are you stupid? You are not supposed to carry any objects with you during a fire. Alright. I hope you are happy. I have to leave our dog behind for those consoles. Wait, how hypocritical and fluffy. These boring white consoles. They are my blank canvases for my art that's all that's the skin aha way of impostors how could I open that vent oh no really another joke between us so and so thank you all for looking who are my name is little timmy and what?

Do you want an autograph or a photo with me? No, I'm the kid whose Christmas you ruined because you took those consoles from mom, so what are you going to do about it? I'm going to take this bat and hey, this is fun. I've al

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wanted to try this, it's a Christmas miracle, so thank you all for watching, comment, like and subscribe and I'll see you later.