“What Happened to Class?”- Tammy Pescatelli - Full Special

I won't even believe it. I did a benefit show for the Playboy Foundation. I don't know

what

your charity is. 14-year-old boys who go blind from reading the magazine. Do not ask. I'm just trying to do it. a good deed and then they had a party at the old man's house and I didn't want to go but my brothers made me go investigate and my boyfriend wanted to go yes, of course, that's going to happen oh, that was terrible in Playboy, I was drunk and You know when women get women only alcohol and estrogen is a real serum, okay, when we get drunk, we have to announce it.

I'm drunk, woo, woo, high five, high five, and at that exact second, every man's head in that entire place just goes ding ding ding us. I have a winner because for men it's like watching the Discovery Channel. They wait for week one to fall out of the pack. You know, they're like Darter put her on top of the truck. We have one live. Earl, come on, you have tags. Come on, let's release her into the wild, she's crazy and when a woman gets drunk with her girlfriend, you're like, have you ever heard the drunk girl cry?

Have you ever heard the bass drum? You wonder why whales beach themselves randomly sometimes, I think. It's a direct result of girls' night, but you know, it's funny because I'm there and I'm feisty because I'm drunk and they have a trampoline contest to raise money and I'm like anything for the kids and Let me tell you those girls, I'll tell you that they are small and they are bad and they push me off the diving board. Okay, and I'm flying on my butt down the hill toward a pond. A peacock is going to attack me. I think I'm paralyzed but in reality I'm drunk stuck in the mud and the only thing I can do is imagine the phone call to my parents' house Mr.

Mrs. Pescatelli we regret to inform you but her daughter has been paralyzed OMG,

what

happened

? Well, she was drunk and fell off the diving board at the Playboy Mansion, get out of there and I'll tell you something I couldn't walk for three days and you can talk about class, self-respect and dignity all you want, but when I can't walk for three days after going to a party at the Playboy Mansion no one believes it has anything to do with an unfortunate trampoline accident not just the president of the project save AO good evening God bless you thank you very much