Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Swap Jokes for Season 46 Finale - SNL

WELL GUYS, TONIGHT IS THE LAST SHOW OF THE SEASON AND CHE AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT OUR END OF THE YEAR GIFT TO US WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE PRANKS. SO WE MAKE US READ LIVE ON AIR JOKES THAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THE IDEA IS TO KEEP IT FUN, LIGHT, NO ONE WILL BE CANCELED, NO ONE WILL BE THREATENED. HAVE FUN. WE'LL SEE. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? AN OBESE MONKEY IN THAILAND HAS BEEN SENT TO A SPECIAL CENTER TO LOSE WEIGHT. OFFICIALS REALIZED that the monkey was overweight when a group of black men continued to beat him.

WELL, VEGAS IS OPENING A POP-UP VACCINE SITE IN A NUMBER CLUB. DON'T WORRY, THE STRIPPERS SAY THE VACCINE IS VERY LIKE MICHAEL CHE, VERY FAST AND You can barely feel it coming in. WARNER BROTHERS IS PRODUCING A NEW MOVIE IN WHICH SUPER MAN IS BLACK AND A BLACK SUPER MAN ACTUALLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE WHEN YOU REMEMBER THAT SUPER MAN WAS ABANDONED BY HIS PARENTS WHEN HE WAS A BABY. I KNEW YOU WOULD LIKE THAT. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. WARNER BROTHERS IS PRODUCING A NEW FILM IN WHICH SUPER MAN IS BLACK. IN THIS VERSION THE BLACK SUPER MAN'S KRYPTONITE IS A DAY'S HONEST WORK.

WOW! REALLY DUBBING THE BLACK SUPER MAN. SAN DIEGO POLICE ARE BEING INVESTIGATED AFTER VIDEO EMERGED OF USING EXCESSIVE FORCE ON A HOMELESS BLACK MAN ACCUSED OF URINATING IN PUBLIC. BUT I SAY GREAT JOB KEEPING OUR STREETS CLEAN, GUYS. Yes, sir, whatever the police do is fine with OLE MIKEY CHE. I KNOW I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY BLACK MAN BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THIS ON LIVE TV, BUT BLUE LIVES MATTER EVEN MORE. REALLY NICE. GOOD. WOW! CONSTRUCTION BEGAN THIS WEEK ON A NEW HIP HOP MUSEUM IN THE BRONX. I KNOW WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN READING RACIST JOKES THAT MICHAEL WRITES FOR ME, BUT SINCE OUR COUNTRY IS DIVIDED ENOUGH, I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY PLATFORM TO SAY SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE OF ALL RACES CAN AGREE ON.

WOODY ALLEN IS INNOCENT. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER FREQUENCY FOR THAT SUPER BLACK MAN JOKE. THE BLACK SUPERMAN WILL BE CALLED THE MAN OF STEEL, SPELLED STEAL.