We Wore Hoopskirts For A Day • Ladylike

Body shaping underwear has come a long way, although they still suck in my opinion, but to truly appreciate our advanced panty technology, you really have to go back to where it all started, which is why I'm making Kristyn wear a skirt hoop to work with. with me today it's feminine and today we wear crinoline skirts crinoline skirts were like body shaping 1.0 they were like body shaping in beta and I want to explore it, you know, plus I've always secretly wanted to cure myself every night in a period piece No, that's not as fun as I think about hoop skirts.

I really think about people who are about to be nominated for the Academy Awards and then lose because you know, period pieces do well, but they don't really, they also reminded me of hula. hoops for your butt I think it's fascinating that women actually lived this way, how they walked through their lives? How did they do their chores? I complain about wearing makeup and wearing a bra every day, but you know, our ancestors used to do that. make it a lot harder, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm not big on that guys, so yesterday we went to a western costume in Burbank and met up with our friend Jun, who helped us put on some hoop skirts.

Hi, I'm June and today I'm dressing Devin and Kristen in hoop skirts. I went to art school at the U of M school of design with Devin. I work with Stark kids, so I became closer to Devin through some of the shows. My first show with them was a very potty sequel. and I just finished the third season of Superstore on NBC. One thing I thought was really interesting about hoop skirts is that they actually create the shape and silhouette of the woman which makes the hips look really big. I think it's also because they make the waist look so big. small, so the proportions, in contrast to the corset, were like bam bam and okay, so if you make my hips look like a giant Subway sandwich in contrast, tiny Michelin, right?

I subscribed. I'm ready to get fitted, let's do it today. Let's outdated Kristen Devon's underwear by taking it back in time and putting it on things that women actually

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in the 1700s and 1800s. There's such a thing as a butt roll, right? Judy, yes, a monkey, hip rolls, are you doing the butt quarter? Yeah. I could do that hobo kingdom later. I will do everything we can. Look at those: they were more like softer versions of a bustle, like they became less domed, like they saw the volume starting towards the back, a bit of junk in the trunk, yeah. sometimes they were hard cages and sometimes they were like stuffing that you would like to tie into a little roll.

I just think it's the evil stepsisters and Cinderella, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how I move in one direction, but I move in the other. In another direction right now you look like a little milkmaid. I'm a little milkmaid. Oh, I'm so jealous. Oh my god, every time Devin tries on what I have, more brisket and meat. I'm going to have to wear this all day. I love it, yes. Yeah, well, Kristin, you look like a fairy princess. I look like a squid. There's a lot going on with this one. Maybe Kristin hurt her foot this weekend, so Kristin has a broken foot.

I'm Chris. Chris's foot is badly broken. Chris's foot is broken in several. places, try this one on me and then I'll try this big white one on. Wow, my God, this is crazy, it keeps tilting forward like a boat taking on water. There is also no skirt that comes with this look if I wear it. This is how it is and I'm just going to be the person in the office carrying a birdcage. Come on, how do you feel? I feel very on brand. This is a period. I don't know what period this actually is. Elizabethan style like a farthingale a farthingale is a kind of skirt underneath that had cords all over it, sometimes it is made of wood and sometimes fire, made from reeds called bent rope which was more flexible, it was originally bell shaped but evolved into become a triangular shape over the years and then Kristin is here full of Victorian style from the 40's to the mid 1800's in the 1830's people wanted more volume again and their skirts were getting bigger and they were really cumbersome, uncomfortable and very hot, so they weren't really practical, so you know.

To begin to see the evolution of hoops coming back into fashion, what's really fascinating about this era of Victorian history is that hoop skirts are actually part of women's reform and the suffrage movement freed legs from women so they could move them. Under these light steel cages I feel really good actually and I don't mean so modern, I mean, so cool like my temperature is under control, yeah, I feel like that's how they would air things out back, you know, I think that we are going to attract each other. a lot of attention with these hoop skirts and I think people will ask us about it and want to try them on or do something or take our skirts.

I don't know, I'm excited. I think it will be very fun and you. "You're going to be very silly. I think I'm going to enjoy being a beautiful lady, so Chris, wait. I'm going to have to sit in an office chair? Okay, great, we can't get any food in our petticoats." "Okay, I want to see how he's getting on." a car, okay, we have to do business as usual, we have to be productive ladies, today we are going to do that and then the last challenge is that we have to use it, know what, how we are going to film, are you ready? ready, come on, let's go to the hole, let's hope, poop dreams, just make the first door, this is, yes, you get this door, yes, a big door, you put your ass through the door.

Oh, oh, yeah, a big door, so I feel like we discovered our alter. egos Kristen is definitely a can-can girl because she loved taking off her skirts like that and I'm definitely like an English princess if you fart in your hoop skirt that you like you can mean the scent and then disperse it evenly why ? Don't be like that and just let it out people might say like this this is the best try ever it's so much fun for me and I was like look I'm glad someone is having fun today because aren't these tits? I've been a good girl here, yeah, I really didn't expect everyone else in the office to be so excited when they saw Krista and I walking the halls.

I really like this, yes, yes, I think they are Dov of any kind. today Wow, the worst part today was getting situated somewhere like my desk or on the couch and then forgetting something, so it literally took me like five minutes to sit down and get settled and then I realized I didn't have my iPhone cable so beautiful Sarah will bring it to me, thank you, blessed friends every time I have to get up. I think, "I really have to get up." Oh wow, you did it. This is the only way you can move. Oh no.

Thinking about it, I'm very disappointed that they didn't put pockets and these skirts in the past there is a lot of room. I don't know, man, my phone, yeah, there's no pockets, we can't have pockets because then women would start having pockets. You know, freedom is this, there's plenty of room to have a pocket, but you're going to run a beat, oh, sorry, sorry, it's bumper skirts, any guy knows how to walk in a ballroom dance he'll really complete right now , the grumpiest man alive in our office, his name. It's Kevin McShane, he's wonderful, but he's always in a bad mood.

He lit up when he danced with me today like he was so excited. He lit up. He is usually a very grumpy man and he was like a handsome young gentleman. Do you want to try? I had Mike under my skirt, he was a tall man, Kaitlyn, who was my height like five eight five nine, so the skirt brought joy to a lot of people. I put Freddie in this skirt, which felt good, welcome. I wear this thing the more I realize it. There are little rivulets of sweat dripping down the legs that women used to ride like dainty looking carriages in these crinoline skirts let's try to imitate that by riding in your chair Daisy, you're eating in my car, I don't believe this is what the women would have done back then that's what I'm doing wow this is so dirty I'm just doing this right, we successfully get into the car hanging out the window, get in and we're going to a party I have to get my skirt dirty, yeah, same thing, oh my god, this effort made our skirts dirty, at least I took off a blank crown, I'm tired, I don't want to wear this skirt anymore, I will never record this with the cell phone, oh, I haven't tried to pee in this yet Oh no, then the time has come when I have to try to go to the bathroom.

I don't know how to do this, how am I going to sit? I did it. I walked into the bathroom wearing these skirts. Going to the bathroom is. Surprisingly easy for me because I think because this is like a very structured hoop skirt, the hard part about peeing in the skirt is not gathering the skirt, but wiping yourself off afterwards. To be fair, we didn't test this with older toilets, it's a different game, it's a different ball game back then, you had two Jews with a hole in the ground, literally crouching over a hole and doing that, there was poop on people's skirts back then, sure there had to be a hundred percent, 100% poop on people's laps. old poop skirt you're not going to poop if you're not screaming it feels like I've been sitting on a pile of hangers all day because it's like all the wires around me.

I'm excited to have my butt and on a flat surface it was huge because at first I was like, "Oh my God, I'm a princess" and then it was like "Oh my God," I'm trapped in the patriarchy like a princess. I learned that dancing is difficult. I learned how to dance. Climbing stairs and this is impossible, you are basically stepping on your skirt up stairs; It's so heavy that it's very difficult to keep it from sliding down unless you're probably wearing a corset. It's also like pulling my hips down, oh yeah. It's like pulling my hips down, yeah it's like pulling everything down like I feel like if it goes down everything will go down at the same time, yeah my vagina will just go down to hold up the Giga towers, yeah we're hoping for carrots. one day lady tested lady knows what my pants are