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force that his eye came out. She landed in Pepper's lap. The one

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I forgot to take the kids to my sister's house. -Jesus. -So where is she? I know Creed is here. You've been announcing the fight all week. Creed versus Lil Baby

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on Peacock. -No, Ángel, there is no fight to

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. -Oh yeah? -Yeah. -So what is all this? Cameras, tickets sold out. I'm looking at Jamie Foxx and Gina Gershon sitting front row next to Cocaine Bear. -That's just a black guy sitting next to a white woman in a big coat. -I don't mind. I want Creed! -Angel! -Oh.

Adonis Creed. You know you're the reason my kids' dad watches more "Sesame Street" than they do. -Do you ever think about us, Ángel. -No. -Hmm? Remember? Before Tommy, there was Creedy. -Do you remember Lil Nicky? he is yours, Disney, Miguel. Ursula is a lesbian, Scar is bisexual, and Mulan just had major surgery. Congratulations to them. Now, if I may, I would like to address the guy, DeSantis. Well, if he's not the swamp rat. Bravo for trying to take over our precious land, only to be thwarted once again by the House of Mouse. You are a pitiful heterosexual!

You can try to stop us, boy, but we will outsmart you at all times. Don't say gay? Well, if there are no gays, there is no Disney, and everyone loves Disney, including you, because your stupid guy got married there. And that's the gayest thing you can do! So I'm sorry, "Miss DeSantay." The gays will stay and you will walk away. Now, where were we, Michael? Ah yes, your earring. Intrigue me. -No no no. Jafar, everyone. -His wedding was at the Grand Floridian. It was wonderful. It was a beautiful wedding. She had a beautiful wedding. -Since the beginning of this year, more than 400 anti-LGBTQ bills have been introduced across the country, many of which directly target trans youth.

Here to talk about it is someone with his own presentation of it. -Introducing SNL's first non-binary cast member. This is Molly Kearney! -Oh! I did it. Thank you, Mr. Che. -Molly, what is all this? -Well, as you know, I wanted to come to "Update" and talk about trans people, but it's been a lot longer since I wanted to fly off the ceiling. -And did she

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up to your expectations? -Yes, but I'm not going to lie. This harness is quite tight and my groin area is reinforced. I've been obsessed with my genitals for too long and I'm starting to feel like a fucking Republican legislator.

Hello! -That is an incredible transition. So as of this week, there are over 14 states that have passed bills restricting health care for trans children. -Listen to that, Michael. Restrict medical care for children. For some reason, there's something about the word "trans" that makes people forget the word "kids." If you don't care about the lives of trans kids, that means you don't care about the fucking lives of kids. -Wow. I can tell you're really upset about it. -Am! And besides, my legs are going numb and I might faint! -Molly, how long were you hanging there? -More than I would have liked.

I tried to call, but no one could hear me. At one point, I heard a crew member say, "Is he going to die up there?" And then another guy said, "You mean are they going to die up there?" And then they both walked away and didn't help, which sounds a lot like how trans people are treated right now. But do not worry. We have a code word for emergencies and it was "trans rights." Oh my God. My God! That was the code for confetti! My fault. -That was very noisy. -Okay, yes. People need to wake up!

We are making trans children grow up too fast. We should keep them safe and we should lift them up. Not I "they". I mean the kids! Hey, they got my pronouns right. Come on! Wait a minute! Before I go, I want to talk to you. What's happening, kids, is wrong. And you don't need to be afraid. Our job is to protect you and your job is to focus on being a child. It's like I'm flying in "SNL" heaven. There are a lot of guys who ask you about your crotch and control when and where you can pee.

But if you hold on, you'll look up and realize you're flying, boy! Hey, Mr. Che, am I still in the painting? -Your feet are. -Trans rights! -Molly Kearney, everyone. For "Weekend Update," I'm Michael Che. -I'm Colin Jost. Good night.