Was it Something I Said? Uncut 01x02 Episode 2

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that we should consider every day lost that we haven't danced at least once, according to which , I have lost thirteen thousand nine hundred and forty-one days were possible of thirteen thousand nine hundred and forty-eight rigid body teams is comedian Ed Byrne and with Micky Flanagan tonight is sportscaster Gabby Logan to read our quotes is someone who once said That's the worst thing you can be is being skinny and famous, well that's after being skinned, tanned, having Ebola and Quadrophenia star Phil Daniels, do you have experiences of being skinny and famous?

I used to stand in line at the work center after I'd ordered. I worked quite a bit and I stayed there in line with everyone else and the people who give me your autograph mate and you're very good at that and it was a bit embarrassing, you know? ? Are you sure you're an autograph hunter? You know what you have to sign with Gabby, what's your favorite quote? One is: it actually comes to mind, which is a subliminally pretty feminist quote from Ginger Rogers, who said that women do everything men do, except backwards in high heels, referring to dancing, of course they do. , and I actually believe.

Without going too deep, that's life, isn't it? Women do everything men do, but in reverse with high heels. The women stay inside. They just sold you. You think maybe it's the fact that they keep doing everything backwards in high heels. That's why not. They don't pay you as much as men. Things are supposed to be done forward. It's very rare for someone to say as a compliment that your boss would say you've done all this backwards. Can you walk on the moon in high heels? I think if you've done your sales yeah, well it's called threesomes, our panelists have to guess which of three famous people said a particular quote and you can play along at home by following

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The theme of this week's trios is fashion and next. first date please Phil I don't believe in fashionable clothes there are so many fads and they are here today and gone tomorrow who said it was Liberace superstar pianist, fashion designer Vivienne Westwood or TV presenter null Edmonds not Evans, do you think? no lemons, I think it has to be because I can imagine him saying doing that around the word fashion is pretty much in quotes, yeah, Liberace fan, a fashion, you found that look and he never changed it, it never occurred to him or anything that is leaning.

Quite casually for such an extravagantly dressed silver, don't you think extravagantly it looks like he has a job apart from a year on the shopping channel and he sort of said there's only 15 of these left? I guess it's nothing like what I used to go for only one DJ from the 80's would use the word fat and that's Edmunds so you're sure he's Edmund. Do you know what Vivienne Westwood says about being a fashion designer? She says she didn't want to be a fashion designer for 15 years. I hated Well, she's up there, hasn't she said that she puts Steamroller into jobs they didn't want to do, but don't you think I didn't imagine that fashion designer is one of those jobs before I realized it?

I was just designing complex patterns Making them and having the models wear them I don't know how it happened It's cleaning the bathrooms you know and the gentlemen come and say you should be fashionable now yeah I'll remove these skid marks You're thirsty for the biopic What are they? You are cleaning that toilet. I love roller skates, but you're doing it in such a fancy party dress. I know it will clear itself. I'm interested to point out that Vivienne Westwood clearly bought Margaret Thatcher's scalp. Vivienne Westwood used to own a store. on Kings Road with Malcolm McLaren and in 1975 Johnny Rotten auditioned to be the lead singer of the Sex Pistols.

Johnny Rotten also did not audition for his role in Quadrophenia Phil. I think so. I think I could have done it, but if they could. I didn't assure him that he didn't understand. I think he could have done it. He would have been crazy. He would have played the role if they had the insurance. I mean, maybe it's apocryphal, but yeah, I heard that. How was your audition? Come on, I was smoking to join a Zulu mud hut and I got a phone call saying come to England and did you really have Zulu motives or was it just very good equipment that you were smoking where you were in Zulu, right? in Zulu Dawn, the prequel to Zulu Wow, that's right, yes, they defeated us and the Zulus won, if you had won against the Zulus in Zulu Dawn, they would have to reshoot Zulu like a normal day, so we need an answer that there having said that. let's have the Vivienne Westwood one, but I think she was saying what's your answer, Vivienne Westwood, well the answer is the Liberace problem.

Libace said he had with the suits of him? They were obviously too heavy, so did you have any kind of irritation? I mean, that's one of the most disgusting. There's no doubt that Liberace had some kind of irritation, he used to take abuse from white van drivers who would shoot at you like that. I don't think he put himself in a position where too many white vans could drive and that's fine, why am I in Vegas, why does Liberace walk to work, he said, he said about his attire. I have to keep improving myself every time.

Years ago, he could put me in a colorful jacket. The world would scream now. I have to look for the shock value, of course, Liberace never came out. closet during her lifetime No wonder she probably got caught up in a rotation of diamond-encrusted jumpsuits on the subject of fashion, please don't become a fashion icon without having a very clear vision of what it is fashion, it's one of the same three it could be without lemons it could be Vivienne Westwood it could be Liberace and most people in fashion are a little thick and thick and shallow oh, you look good today Darlene, you look beautiful for thick and superficial, you mean horrible, wouldn't it be?

It would be even vaguely funny if Vivienne Westwood said no, maybe it's not vaguely wet, it might not be and Liberace would be I don't know, smart, more interesting, you think the liver I'll be smarter than that, I just think it would be more interesting . No Labels could easily annoy us because no lemon says anything while he tries to fill time on Deal or No Deal. I need a collection of words that you can think of putting together at some point have fallen out of her bearded hole that she's trying to open. The interesting thing about the game is that when you record it, you only have to watch it on Sky Plus so you don't have to listen to any lemons, just tick the boxes by opening forty-second

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s of Deal or No Deal all the time. power is almost a clue, two out of three of them have put their name on a Noll Edna clothing range because she found a fad about 30 years ago and thought that was it, I'm done, I won't lie about it anymore, yeah , designated shoes. in his life and that's all Richard says is interesting because I know Mickey was a Fred Perry man in the '80s and you had a Harrington jacket.

I had a Harrington Jack and I know it by what you're wearing tonight. Thanks i think. It's Edmund because he is incredibly more deluded than all those other people and you also know that he has a helicopter and apparently picks up his grocery store in the helicopter. Too easy. I called them about an hour before getting on the helicopter. They clean my parking lot I just go in I go out I pick up the food I come back I don't know why everyone doesn't do it I'm not thinking about that Vivienne Westwood doesn't have a strange style and we had a boss, right?

It sounds like it could possibly smell like us, two very different types of Alyce parsing and then just an insult to an old person, so what's your response? vivienne westwood, yeah, which one is your? Well, the answer is, this was his answer. in an interview in 2006, when asked about her fashion during her time hosting the Saturday morning children's show, a multicolored swap shop that didn't know how to give a makeover too recently on a real human, no, no It's a real human, it's car clothes, you're warm, it's a helicopter, no, it. he gave Candice a makeover, the null mannequin drives a black taxi with a fully dressed mannequin named Candice sitting in the back to stop people from trying to eat her.

Candace's new look includes a fur coat, a large hat, and a hair color change from blonde to brunette. There's no way any lemon isn't going to talk to Candace when he's driving in that cab and he's got her in the back and he doesn't go every once in a while. That was a good

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of Deal or No Deal. Today was not always like building. Here is a catalog of eccentric behaviors that typically make someone more interesting and simply make them less interesting and less desirable, although that is desirable. Get an erection or No deal. I have no blood supply.

None of those quotes were from Vivienne. westwood who says that I always design for a parallel universe ah that would be the one where I buy him clothes then the one from frozen over hell and I can tell you that it is a tie about rest so you can complete this quote from Albert Einstein and a quote from 1950 , the same year he published on the generalized theory of gravitation, but then you knew that it is already a success in life, so a equals x plus y plus Z work is X Y is play and Z is what if the room of computers? in your house it's free so why not use it to tweet your response to something I said and see you after the break? ​​Was it something I said before the break? ​​We asked you to complete this Albert Einstein quote if it is a success. in life so a equals x plus y plus Z work is , but with it and Z is boom is the opposite serenity Buddhism yes you are clarifying no no in satisfaction there is no certainty it is Boo is a surprise and certainty is not I would not say certainties the opposite of boom no but there is not yet there there is no been a guessed opposite of boom, well this is my speech here so chance is the other, you'll know when Phil gives the answer, which I admit I've defined as the opposite of food and I think I already think I'm wrong unless I'm sorry, excuse me, that's the opposite of food.

I'd say you won't agree with my definition of the opposite of poop, but Phil, please give the answer. If I am successful in life, then I am equal to x plus y. also said work is You sneak up behind someone and see, look, I saw this coming, I'm not really staying out of it, I was honestly trying, why was Einstein a concern to his parents when he was a child? I think they thought he was slow in school or something, they thought he was really slow in school. In fact, he didn't speak in complete sentences until he was nine, and finally one night at dinner he broke his silence to say that the soup is too hot.

He is greatly relieved when his parents asked him why he had never said a word before Einstein. he responded because until now everything was in order hey you fixed it how you couldn't resist if your son went nine years without saying anything and suddenly when the soup is cold not so good yes maybe we have to be thankful that Einsteins parents had no sense of humor for the general theory of relativity. In 1999, Stein married his cousin Elsa, which actually breaks another law of relativity. The next round is called keywords. We take a famous quote and remove two key words from it, leaving it lying around.

Bloodied and bleeding on the ground, all the panel has to do is determine precisely what the original quote said. They're sort of CSI quotes from one of Winston Churchill's speeches in 1940. You should know because he's pretty famous, so I'll award points to the team that comes closest to the exact wording as their first clue Phil, can we have two words key, rates, beaches and fields? That already sounds. Everyone thinks they know this, but let's see how close you can get to the real quote. Mmm, my favorite Bette Midler movie is Beaches. I wish I did something with Sally Fields that had to do with war because he liked to fight.

The guy didn't like fighting. Yes, she wanted to continue in Russia at the end of the war. they that's why they got rid of him it wasn't why they got rid of him they got rid of him because he lost a general it was the general election where it wasn't Stan Lee on a lesson page Are we new ones pretty daring? The conservative manifesto was sick of war, right? I used to sleep for about 4 3 4 hours during the day and 8:00 at night until late at night and then maps, but I drank a lot during the day and I drank a lot I had a black dog, yeah I had a black dog, yes, black dog, that was what heat oppression will call this depression, right?

Yes, depression, he was an alcoholic and slept a lot during the day hmm, he sounds like me. I'll give you another one. You have a clue for a word that maybe notknow it's definitely in this quote, but could you know what the third word is, please, Phil Hills. Yes, this alludes to the speech he gave and was trying to get the country excited about segways. Well, from here. We'll spend it in the front room, we'll fight him in the photo, we'll fight them on the beaches, we'll fight them in the fields, not so much in the hills, if they're in the hills we'll wait until they come. we go down the hill and we will fight them on the plain, a little nice, the ice cream there, whoever comes closest to the exact wording of the war will get the most precious point: we will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the fields . and in the hills we will never give up niki and gabi you have a detector even that is the enemy we will fight them on the beaches we will fight them in the fields we will fight them in the hills that is our difference is that we are going to say that we will fight them three times more, yes, and I See you later Britain will never give up, right Phil, can we have the exact words?

We will fight on the beaches, we will fight in the landing fields, we will fight in the fields and in the streets, we will fight in the hills, we will never give up. I just need them to say Parklife at the end, everyone thought we'd fly back there, it's just that we'll fight. He did not specify and it was assumed that he was referring to the Germans and he went to the beaches. No, none of you landed. reasons, so I don't know, I don't know whose dose it is, I'm the only one not from this country and I'm neutral, thank you very much, help kill Hitler.

I think both teams were close. I'm going to give you a point each there you have noticed the biggest moment in the history of radio at the beginning of this year why shouldn't it have been well have you heard Bruno Brookes he wasn't on television he wasn't on the radio It was not on the radio that is absolutely correct Sony and the Radio Academy voted this speech as the greatest moment in the history of radio even though during the war Churchill never recorded or broadcast this speech. Quotes from it were quoted by the newsreader when he did so at the same time as the speech, but it was never recorded or broadcast until later.

The war so late Churchill was famous for his wit, but some of his quotes are apocryphal. A story that tells of Churchill responding to the news that Lord Privy Seal, who had previously disrespected him in Parliament, wanted to see him with the words Tell Lord Privy Seal that I. I'm locked in the toilet and I can only deal with one at a time, with another. This is a quote from actor and Hellraiser Charlie Sheen after one of his many trips to rehab. It's not well known, so this time I'll award the prize. Point to the team closest to him as your first clue, Phil, can we have two keywords please, tranquilizers and bourbon, is this how I introduce myself for a parents' evening?

I must say that we don't know what bourbon is, it could be a variant of Ball Bond. the odds of biscuits or the French royal house anything I found that matches the calming balm of tranquilizers injected directly into my neck there's a cup of tea we also left open the possibility that he's referring to whiskey well let's have the third key word to see if he pushes us cookie woods or whiskey words or and I'm alone in this I know fragrance real houses joints joints doesn't mean yeah I was trick-or-treating maybe that's your Accardo shopping list just the one they I figured out every week, what Are you thinking, what are you thinking about opening a chain of bourbon tranquilizer joints?

He went on at the time about how much he was abusing himself and saying he was still winning so I think it might be the list of things he still said he was doing and then I'm sitting there he was saying at the end but I'm still winning now this is a moment in which he just went through a period of rehab when he says this that doesn't limit but it can give you a clue about his attitude the attitude with which he said it said we have really worked for me. Now I spend the day with tranquilizers, bourbon and some joints, I mean, in that sense, what do you think?

I think he probably used the word clean, yeah, clean, you think I'm impure now. All I take tranquilizers, but, burns and joints, okay, can we give us the full quote please? Well, there was a time when I couldn't leave the house until I smoked three joints, took tranquilizers, and drank a bottle of bourbon. I don't think any of you deserve any points, so why does Sheen think he's immune to the dangers of addiction because he has tiger blood in his veins? Yes, you're absolutely right, he said I probably drank more than anyone else. I could survive I was hitting 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em 'cause that's how I roll 'cause I got a speed, I got a gear, I'm different, I got a different build, I got a different brain, I got a different heart, I got tiger blood, man dying for fools dying. for amateurs and I recommend this budget to the house looking at the scores I can see that once again the teams are tied see if you can complete this quote from Richard Madeley from the television show Richard and Judy when we first got together one of the things Judy and I had in common what tweet your response to act out something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes who was something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quote from Richard Madeley when we first got Together, one of the things What Judy and I had in common was what any panel of thoughts was Richard Madeley's love, he didn't have the self-knowledge to express it.

Ah, I lost life and the unbearable lightness of being and the love of beauty. nature is a very done Layeth quote no, it's not a thing too, although no, it's small, it's small, we have one of your clues, it's the opposite of that, it's a small nerdy thing, the love of trains, No, I love The Third Reich and what I love is stationery or something like something in an office, it's something abstract, it's not something you can hold, you can't touch the numbers or anything that has to do with numbers, no. with numbers, but it is, what is it?

What is the opposite of numbers? Deuteronomy is coasters letters books crossword puzzles not the alphabet what performance points colon this parenthesis mantra commas the big one capital letters exclamation marks I can't believe you didn't say the only punctuation mark are dashes quantification marks these marks Oh Sasha underscores we have the complete rotation When we first met, one of the things Judy and I had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe. Our next round was something I said where each team has to work out who said the following quotes. Will it be from someone on tonight's show or our virtual guest Jeremy Kyle, so is this something Jeremy Kyle might have said or is it a quote that isn't designed to sow misery among confused and dysfunctional families?

First it's Richards' team who said the following: was it Mickey? Gaby fill me or Jeremy Kyle probably my clearest childhood memory is my dad sitting in his overalls having a cup of tea with a newspaper under his bum to protect the chair. It sounds a little like something Jeremy Kyle might say in a you sort of way. I know this is a fight after trying to stamp his working class badge on himself, okay, pissing off the chav, bullying, he thought, my thought is why does he need to protect this chair? Presumably a chair is harder than the news, but I don't.

I don't see the job Richard I'm sorry that's all police that's all I heard Jeremy turn you into Jeremy Kyle well the answer is Phil Daniels Phil can you explain it to Richard well my father was a judge of the high court and did not usually wear overalls. he was a caretaker, so there wouldn't be a block of flats. I think the key is Richard. There would be something in the other. I misread the quote. I was wrong and yes, he should be punished. I must pay for my ring with my fabulously. rich Nigerian father Norwegian heiress on her rounds as a TV repairman I haven't worn underwear for 20 years, that was Mickey Gaby, fill me up or Jeremy Kyle, it could be something Jeremy Carter said to someone just when you know they said "me." I'm really struggling I have two kids I can't pay the rent Oh well I'm not on the way between years Do you think he's some kind of Kippy Kyle or Daniels?

I mean, I really think if not, do you think it is? Davis is true, I don't think David would say that. I think he's kind of a fact that you'd have the dignity to keep a secret about yourself. I think it's a boast that you know I don't like music, I don't like small and I have The underwear will sound so rich and boomy, although Flanagan has a bit of a swagger. I have to wear underwear, don't worry. I heard the family again. Jeff needs a rope harness on his back. You think he's Kyle. I think your answer will be. with Jeremy Kyle, well the answer is Jeremy Kyle, well next up is Nicky's teeth, who said the following: Richard went on air to fill me or Jeremy Kyle, I'm not; before Googling every once in a while, I can't imagine Richard saying that too. self-assured and confident that he wouldn't really have to check anything and possibly a dog, possibly mr.

Kyle, the representatives. I don't really like the fact that he's there now, I don't even have the option to choose between Ed Byrne or Jeremy Kyle. There are so many Jeremy Kyle things in your life. No, it's Richard, because he's ironic. I'm not too proud, yeah, yeah, let's look for a wild card here and we think it might be Richard, well the answer is me, the Internet, haven't you ever Googled yourself? No, no, I'm too busy masturbating. like a normal man masturbating over your own name, the following quote please, I have a photographic memory in a discussion on our site.

I know you don't really believe that because three years ago you said the complete opposite, who didn't say Richard? ed films me or Jerry Kyle this is the kind of thing David you would remember every detail we know he likes to talk about opposites yes, possibly edge I am I have a photographic memory in an argument I will say I know you really don't I think because three ago years ago you said the complete opposite, it is not his. I think it's hard for David or Richard, but then I can't see Jeremy calling Carla and seeing if he can say no.

I think this is Kyle because he is one to live by. see, yeah, come back three years later and they don't, you don't mean it because three years ago you said you were going to give up here, Owen, and then you're back in the hair, yo, you're doing it. in the morning so your answer is come on Kyle well the correct answer is totally forced like I've never seen this quote before so I think he said the complete opposite is kind of a very Ed Byrne delusion but deliberately not You said "no." I don't think much of it and well, I'm afraid that's all we have time for and a quick look at the scores tells me that this week's winners are richer than Ed.

It's very difficult Phil Daniels and we need the words of the novelist John Galsworthy. The beginnings and endings of all human endeavors are messy and, with that in mind, it's just so you don't know what the other one will be, but this is Finney, so David was probably trying to say that there's more to Sunday Five past five. Ten what he had not mentioned was that he is following a new series. Matt Berry will toast London on stage at 10:40 next night. He finds out what's in the glasses case.