55 Minutes of Iconic Sean Lock Moments! | Sean Lock Best Of | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Banijay Comedy

four or five of them, well, it sounds, yeah, twice 165 320. three times, start over Sean, start over once. I'll start again once I was less than 65 705 2765 es 330 365 es 495 I made a card for my wife my girlfriend Roger and I made it myself she didn't like it yeah I cut a picture of a heart out of a packet cigarette there is also a case if you haven't tried haggis, I mean what's in that? I would say that a bet on at least five percent of meerkat gay marriage has already been approved, approved, done civil partnerships are now worthless, they are like jessops vouchers for telescopes more The conservatives voted against the building 136 to 127 four I don't know what they're worried about I think it'll be like leather confetti flying around Betty, you know?

You could buy huge clothes and then do that. Let's see how much weight I've lost here. They are much bigger and the pants bigger. Imagine anything in your breath that is pretty bad. Mine is fine. He's actually much younger. Younger than they look but their faces aged from opening the oven all the time trying on all their skin. What do you think is your true calling? What is your true color? I would love to be the tax inspector where you are working. I've never done. I've been working on my knot, listen to my knock, I don't know what, I guess not, I've never met one, so the worst thing you can hear about yourself is that he doesn't know anything about speculator roles, who's the one? last king to die? in battle, which is when royals really deserved or earned their place, his crown.

I think Prince Charles, the most dangerous thing he's done is pinch Camilla's butt, it's quite dangerous, yes, because she could hit you or sleep with you, Federer, if she was standing. in front of that ball cannon, let's try to make it sound like something that would happen in a gay sauna. Sean, what do you think of the nation's favorite TV shows? They're David Attenborough's shows, they're amazing shows, right? Yeah. You are very good, he really ran out of it, although he will now end up looking for mealybugs under the garbage cans. It's nice that I can wear my left shoe on my right foot.

Okay, show my left foot. There's no way a man can do that. Yes, I can, yes, here we go, it's a nice feeling, you feel it, you feel like you know you can do whatever you want, you're going in the direction you want, you're not bound by the usual rules, try it with your shoes. I've done it anyone can do it you have to walk with them a little bit take a little walk take a little walk just see if they walk with them I'll be honest with you Sean it makes me feel a little dizzy fishing where we're going it's very busy although it was very busy .

A friend of mine works at a puffer jacket factory and said they just can't kill the geese fast enough. We're there, so they're just throwing grenades. I now feel very good about couples when they do not refuse to make an offer on any of the Villas at Place in the Sun. They decided not to make an offer on any of the properties, stupid bastard everyone is trying. I'm in a video of Elton John, he keeps it at home, I'm sure I was at the concert and I was furious because I have daughters, I didn't take them, I was just in front, it's confusion, it's just me in a line of 11 year olds. girls and then he watches lacrosse, he goes to touch his hands, they use this ski jumper, that's a good point, yeah, it should be called Strictly Come Gravity.

I said I found something that any celebrity can do, which is fall. Do I call my dog ​​to attack? Okay, attack what. attack attack really baffles everyone in the park I hate to finish Northerners complain about London not being very friendly on the tube you think he's a tutor and you're going somewhere it's not a bloody carnival me popping it's your Dick Van Dyke but you want it Someone give him a smile, don't you think? I thought she found out that he had been cheating on her, so she went to a newspaper and said, I have this story.

Do you think I'll get in trouble? Didn't you buy a cable? she took it off the internet as a recording device and recorded him confessing to sell to the newspaper which is devious, the mistake she made is that she has not married someone. You can only do it if you marry someone who looks like you for Brian May and Anita Dobson do it all the time and that's a plague and then they say it was great to marry someone who looks like you, terrible sex life obviously , that's what they should do. Like, they didn't have water, that's all, yeah, and it was cold.

It was called splat where I am Venus, I know that with this weather it is the only time of the year. I envy dog ​​walkers because I'm just saying I'll be great. You know, when they have a dog, it shits and you hold something warm in your hand for a moment this week I've counted um 86 sheep around 32 cows seven ducks but I haven't seen a single horse something's going on the Daleks are in Doctor Who right? Are they the Daleks? Yes, devoid of all emotions except hate. they're like Piers Morgan on wheels Beckham is apparently moving into this mansion and has a panic room aka library you can't look at it yeah oh my god no Sean you don't want to ruin it oh sorry.

It's an amazing game, okay, John and Sean, this is a bluffing game John in front of you there is a red box Sean in front of you there is a gold box there is a carrot in one of these boxes I know it's kind of exciting the goal of the game is to end the carrot. It's a game of love. When do we do the puzzle? John you want a carrot, Sean you want a carrot, but there's only one carrot, let's play tradition, it's a brilliant game, shut up stupid, stop ruining Christmas, why are you? ruining Christmas well this is learning Christmas his little face is excited to play you have to ruin it for everyone yeah I can't wait to win this carrot okay let's play carrot in a box okay Sean can you look inside your box John , you can't look inside your box, okay, you want the carrot, Sean, and no, no, no, no, no, don't put your hands in the box, you can look inside the box, if you looked, have you seen?

Yeah ok now you have to convince John to trade his box if you think he has the car or keep your box it's a bluff game the winner is the one with the caretaker oh I'll take this it's Well, world population, okay, you have the choice to change or not. It means it seems like there's a carrot there for sure, you've seen the floor in this game, it's one shot, nothing, you've got a carry in your box, it's a real dilemma for me, jiminous, well, you can pick it, yeah, you'll be Allows you to exchange if you want. back I'm just keeping my ass S I'm just refusing to buy it no I'm not doing someone has something like that you've never played Terror in a Box before you've never seen the shot It must have been a holiday that week it was allowed If you want to keep your box or change it, I can keep this or I can keep the box that definitely has a carrot in it.

Yes, I want Sean's box. Okay, we'll take Sean's box. Sean lets go of the box, it's nature. game is the nature of the game I can tell at this point if there is no carrot in that box you are a genius we have never played this game before we don't know how it ends well so John you can now look in your box on the right and I think you can reveal, point it the other way, does it contain a carrot or not? Sit down now and think about what we've done.