Video Game Drug Dealer

Every time your parents are called at school. SPOILER ALERT: It usually won't end well. When I was in fourth grade, I had a boy in my class named Maurice. If you wanted a

game

, for some reason HE had it. And obviously, we weren't supposed to bring

video

game

s to school. That's why he always did his little

video

game

drug

transactions, outside, where there were no teachers. What do you need? I have that PURPLE! That WHITE! That GREEN! That RED! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What is... what is green? Zelda... Wait, wait, what's purple again? Barney...Does Barney have a game?

Yes. He only comes out in Japan. My guy hooked it up though. Hey! Let me take that PURPLE off of your son. You have the game I wanted, right? Yes, he's right here. Well, I'll see you here next week. God bless you. So I see this, I want to be included, everyone else is doing it. I go up to Maurice and say: "I want... let me... let me change one of my games for you" M: "Hey, relax, relax, shh shh shh" M: "Don Aren't you attacking me like that, working with those people? A: "No." M: "Are you an undercover cop?" A: "I'm not a cop, I'm in your class, man!" R: "Uuuhh...

Mario?" M: "...I already have mario." R: "Hey." M: "When you have more games, come say hi to me, some of you rich people." , but I only get video games 2 times a year. I go home and bother my mom. She goes to my dad and says, "I have to go run errands, buy your son a game while I'm gone." My dad turns to me and says, "Go watch QVC, if a game comes on, tell me and I'll buy it for you." Wait, QVC... is it still around? So I'm watching for like 30 minutes and then it comes on? a random video game.

I didn't even care, I was like, "DAD, GET THAT GAME RIGHT NOW, CALL THEM!!!" Dad calls... I was glued to that window for the next 5-7 business days. I even told my sister, "Daica, uh... we're going to have to start taking shifts." "I know your birthday is on Friday, but I need you on duty, there's no one else to cover that shift." "This is bigger than both of us." The game finally arrives. I'm so excited I opened that box with my TEETH MUHAHAHAHAAH!!! I'm a little embarrassed to say the name of the game I actually got...

So, let's change the name and say I got... "Barbie's Horse Adventure." I'm playing this game for HOURS and a week later, I go to school and say, "Hey Maurice, I have that 'Barbie's Horse Adventure.'" M: "Word??" A: "Yes." A: "I'll lend it to you if you lend me 'Zelda'." M: "I'll bring 'Zelda', you bring 'Barbie'." I come back the next day, see Maurice, walk up to him, M: "Hey, do you have the stuff?" A: "Yes." M: "Are you sure you're not wearing a microphone?" M: "Let me pat you down once." M: "It's okay, you're okay." So I gave him the game, and he handed me a game, and I said, "Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! WAIT!" A: "This isn't 'Zelda'?!" M: "I just received it. IT'S FIRE!!!" I go home, I play this game, this game is HOT gar-ba-aye (garbage). Two days later I am home. My neighbor Marcus comes up to me, Marcus is in 6th grade and goes to "Robinswood". M: "Adande, did you allow a boy named Maurice to borrow 'Barbie's Horse Adventure'?" A: "Yes, I did." M: "My friend from school bought 'Barbie's Horse Adventure' from a boy named Maurice." M: "Then you better go check it out and make sure he hasn't just sold your game." So the next day of school, I ran into Maurice and A: "Please tell me you DID NOT sell my game." M: "ME, ME, ME, CHILL, CHILL, don't run over me like that pimp!" M: "Are you sure you're not wearing a microphone?" M: "I didn't sell your game, I still have it." M: "I'm here trying to get my horse to level 80!" M: "This way I can, this way I can gallop over the rival gang." A: "Bring my game.

TOMORROW." Come to school the next day and run to Maurice. A: "Very good, I understood your stupid game." A: "Where's Barbie?" M: "Oh man", M: "I forgot." Fast forward to the end of the day, Miss Nelson sends like me and ten other kids to the library for something random, I don't even remember what. But I remember when I came back to class, Jamie ran up to me, J: "Adande", J: "I was there playing Oregon Trail, by the computer", J: "My whole family is dead, we got bitten by raccoons." ". J: "That's not important." J: "I saw Maurice, go into your bag", J: "And get something out of it!" I run to my bag so fast that my game is OVER!

Everything This happens five minutes before school ends. The bell is about to ring. Then Miss Nelson said, Miss N: “Okay! Everyone line up by the door!" I start to panic, A: "Umm, Miss Nelson! Miss N: "What?" A: "Um..." A: "Maurice, he broke into my backpack and stole my game!" And look, Miss Nelson, he wasn't there. - confrontational. She liked not to get involved in nonsense. Guess what she did? She looked away and looked at the door as if she hadn't heard me say what I just said. I looked at the clock. about fifteen seconds from freedom.

Then I just scream; A: "Miss NELSON!!" Ok", Miss N: "Everyone, put down your backpack." Miss N: "Maurice, unzip your bag." He opens the bag, BOOM! Miss N: "Okay, Adande, then I can send Maurice to the principal's office. , Miss N: "O" Miss N: "Can we handle this off the books?" Miss N: "And we can just go home and tell your dad what happened." Miss N: "And ask him if he wants to come and sort this out." I went home, I told my dad... So go to school the next day, and I think to myself, okay, I don't know what time my dad is coming, let me get ready.

Uhh, we'll probably go. execute good cop-bad cop. Then, suddenly, the classroom got really quiet... I look up... My dad is standing in the doorway, like a statue. Then Miss Nelson says, "Okay. Maurice, Adande, out in the hallway." We enter the hallway and I start to think Okay... I'm going to open with the policeman, well, I'm his friend. My dad is coming out!! "Where's the MOTHER--ING GAME?!" "TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKING GAME IS!" "I BOUGHT THAT GAME!" "I NEVER BUY GAMES FROM HIM!" "I HAVE KILLED BEFORE, I WILL KILL AGAIN!" It's okay dad... uh... I didn't expect you to come so hot "Yes or no?

Did you sell the game?" M: "I...I...(stuttering)...I...I" "You changed it! Say you changed it." M: "I - I... I trah..." M: "I... I 'trahble' it." "That." M: "I 'checked' it." "Get out of my face!" Maurice walks back into the classroom, my dad turns to me... "Your GAME IS OVER!" "He's probably already in Bangkok." "I'm out, I'm going to work." "Never ask me to buy you another game again!" As you've probably guessed...I never got my Maurice game back R.I.P. BARBIE Moment of Silence. Use some for my dead friends.