SML Movie: Jeffy's 18th Birthday!

neighborhood. Come on, you love it, oh man, how lucky are you? You have to put together my sonata. Not many people can do it. Even my daughter you know because she eats crackers and the crumbs get between the seats oh, big mess, can we please? big mess, can we play? and then you have to get in there with a vacuum cleaner and that takes forever and it's, can we please? and then you have to pay for the vacuum cleaner with quarters and that sucks. Can we call the woman now? Oh yes, we can call her. She just waits.

She is dreaming. Hello ma'am, I just wanted to let you know that this is the police and you are. go to jail say hi simmons hi simmons no simmons you're supposed to call her and you hear that's my friend simmons and she's going to kick your ass. Sure, she'll beat up a woman. He does not care. I don't mind. He does not care. Oh no, you won't because I have a hostage. Oh man, I hate it when they have hostages. What do you want? I want five. million dollars you'll meet me in the field you know, oh yeah of course I know the field it's the field it's the only field you'll meet me in the field in an hour with five million dollars and

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because I want to say hi to him, uh, Okay, okay, but listen to me, how about three million dollars?

No, it's five million dollars or I kill this guy right now. Oh damn, you're not playing, so I won't get the price from Hyundai's Sunday sales event, no. Okay, Simmons, when we get there we'll shoot him in the face and there won't be any guns. Oh come on, that's not fair, so do we have a deal? Okay, stupid, I didn't get anything from that phone call. I'm sorry, Mike. What did he do? She says she wants us to meet her in the field in an hour with five million dollars and Jeffy, but we don't have five million dollars, yeah, I know, so when she gets there, you and I will approach her, I want That is, there are two against. one and she didn't have any weapons, so I think we can take her.

Yeah, come on, Jeffy, let's go see her. So what is going on? We'll meet with the police and Jeffy in an hour to exchange you for the money. Yeah, crazy, why would we meet with him? Police, wouldn't you shoot us? Not because I told them there are no weapons. Oh, that's clever, but guess who's bringing her gun? Who me. Well, that's not fair. Shouldn't you tell them that something is fair? No, I don't care if it's fair, come on. Let's go okay, okay, Simmons, I guess they're in the van that says free candy. Oh, do you think we can get some free candy?

I don't think they have free candy, Simmons, well why would they? in the van, if it's not true, I'll take a wild gas and say it so they can kidnap people, but that's illegal, I know that and that's why we're arresting them, so what we're going to do is get them out. We get out of the truck and we're going to play good cop, we're going to say, hey, we got your money and then bam, we scream and then we save Marvin, we get the key to the city and the boss is going to give us promotions sounds good dude , it's okay, Jeffy, stay here, it's okay, we're here, damn it, no, Simmons, I'm not okay, I closed the door on my head, I'm going to the hospital, no, we're going to do this, wait, okay?

Look we brought your money and we didn't bring any guns, well I brought a gun so show me the money or I'll blow your head off, that's not fair, that's not fair, that's not fair, we said there were no guns we were going to beat. Your ass, you really thought I was stupid enough not to bring a gun, now show me the money or I'll shoot him and whatever he used well, you see, it's actually kind of a funny story because we didn't bring the money because me and Simmons He thought we could beat you up, okay, that's it, I'm killing him, oh no, no, no, no, wait, wait, no, don't shoot him.

We have Jeffy in the back of the car. You wanted it, okay? Hand over Jeffy. uh,

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, could you get out of the car, hey mommy, jeffy, run, hey, jeffy, mommy i missed you, now come to mommy, go, hey, at least we saved marvin, sure, go ahead, jeffy, oh, well, You're not going to let him take Jeffy, are you? you got guns bro i don't know what you want us to do jeffy happy

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okay since you didn't bring my money i'm taking jeffy with me and when you want to stop playing maybe we can make another deal.

Oh dad help me, she took it, she really just took it. I mean, hey, at least you don't have to deal with him anymore. Well, I know, but I don't want anything bad to happen to him. Why do you care? We always complain about him anyway, well I know, I still worry about him, yeah, I mean, on the plus side, at least it's a nice day, you know, it's not too hot or too cold, you know, yeah They will kidnap my son. I wish it was in weather like this right you guys gotta do something to go after the fanatics we can't do anything man we ain't got no guns and she got a gun she could shoot us all wait man no.

We have a sniper rifle in the trunk of the car, oh yeah, we have a sniper rifle in the trunk of the car, okay Simmons, I want you to camp somewhere, climb one of these trees and shoot out our tires, okay? ? Marvin me and you're going to chase that truck come on come on someone's going to die today okay marvin you're about to see how I drove on my driving test when I was 16. wrong, this is this, just catch up with her. I'm trying, man, why are you trying to hurt Bobby? I hate you man, she's driving like crazy.

I guess I can add reckless driving to the list of charges. You know, I can make corny puns about cops because we're in a police chief. You're just focused on the road, it's okay, Jeffy, I'm sick of you. I never loved you. You were an accident. After I receive my money, I will kill you and bury you in the deepest hole I can find and then I will kill you. your other favor, tamp, you should tamp, okay, I'm going to do a paint job, yeah, go, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's happening, what's happening, what's happening, oh, I'm out of gas , I'm out of gas, bushes moving away, can we get more gas? hmm, I don't see any gas stations in this field, right?

Oh no, but she's running away, now it's Simmons' turn, Simmons, I need you to shoot those tires right now. I'm on it, buddy, oh, still, you bastard, uh, Simmons, you are. he was just supposed to shoot the tires, oops, jeffy's dead, uh, uh, he made the dispatch we need, we need an ambulance and fire trucks, just, everything, get out of here now, marvin, oh my god, marvin , thank God, you are fine and no one was hurt. Simmons, I think we should probably go, 'cause this is about to get really sad, Marvin, where's Jeffy?, uh, he, uh, he's not coming back, baby, what do you mean he's not coming back? ?

Where is he? His mother took him, no, she did it. t marvin we had to go back there we have to go look for him to look for the police he is dead baby he is dead what are you talking about marvin listen the mom took him in the truck and the truck exploded and jeffy died in the explosion it exploded no, no, marvin jeffy can't be gone no, he just can't, he can't, you're going to go find jeffy, he's dead, baby, he's dead, he's not coming, he's not coming back, he can't be real, this is it, this isn't happening, it's his

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Today I know he died maybe I should have been nicer to him I just can't believe this is happening I know, I know we should have done it I should have been nicer to him I shouldn't have been mean to him on his birthday I'm sorry If I had the chance I would say I'm sorry I wish he was here right now oh man Simmons I feel bad but you must feel a lot worse because you suck at shooting this was completely your fault he was a target in motion. buddy gas cap tire big difference simmons but they're both round okay simmons let's go just wish jeffy would come back i know honey i missed jeffy too wish i could hear him make that annoying sound one more time marvin that was a really good impression, that wasn't me, I thought it was you, don't be sad dad, it's not like you have to walk 50 miles in the dark to get eaten by mosquitoes on your birthday or Jeffy, you're alive, oh my god, yeah, I jumped. down in the back of the truck before it exploded what yeah this is what happened um hey we almost ran out of gas so find the gas station with Jeffy let me know he dies so that's what happened thanks to God, you're home, Jeffy, yes, we love it.

You're so much Jeffy, well it's not like you kill your mom on your birthday every day, Jeffy, listen, I know you're 18, but you don't have to move house, you can stay here as long as you want because I can . I can't imagine life without you because I've gotten so used to you. I know, I know I was mad at you today on your birthday, but that's just because I thought we were getting money, but I don't care about the money, I just love you. Jeffy I love you so much I love you too mommy and daddy but I wasn't planning on going anywhere who's at the door wait hello hey what are you doing here I just wanted to say I'm sorry well I thought you died driving the truck no I heard a gunshot and I got scared and I jumped um hey, we're almost out of gas, so look for the gas station now with Jeffy, let me know shots, I'm here, so you accept my apology, get out of there. here I don't want to see you anymore I'll call the police right now who was at the door Marvin was one of the kidnappers how did I already call the police hey there you called me oh hey you're not dead how what the hell happened that?

One of the kidnappers at the door survived. Oh hey, that means no one died today. Well, actually I shot my mom in the face before the van exploded. Oh, okay, with the explosion there's no trace of the body, so that means no. paperwork for me and that's the best birthday present I could ask for. This video is about me. It should have been called the Brooklyn Boy's 45th birthday. No balls, you named that.