US Presidents rank Super Mario Characters

as we speak clouds like this Turtle back at 2 is hands down one of the best how we feel about s yes thats perfect i guess its that or its ok we have a Koopaling this is Larry Larry whos Nick guy No I know if you want me to call Miyamoto or something. Yeah I'd actually like that or I'll be fine relax he's not even a great character he's like normal Koopaling bass kind of basic but he gives the villains heart. up is uh lemme lemmy or lenny that's the one with the ball he rolls and yeah he's the one with the ball i got some balls this guy is what i've been imagining for so long he's what what's inside that thick skull of yours really thick and decaying you don't have any fucking brains it's like a disabled hamster running on a wheel or this mentally slow turtle bouncing on a ball that's what you got oh wow okay let's go ahead this is a tier list not wild and i really like that every coupon has some special ability and like uh feature to him he gets a bit annoying in game though with that ball it's a fair take next we have Ludwig someone really has need to talk about these guys first. we've got Larry then we've got Ludwig von Koopa and to add he's like the most forgettable how canonically he's like the leader of the Koopalings I'm pretty sure that sounds like a bunch of bullshit where did you hear that from Joe what?

I think he maybe he's in the middle maybe on top no he's getting oh next up is Luigi ok that's one of the easiest what's that star? really so damn senile we all know what that is it's Luma oh right I love that top tier thing high

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yeah tier though it's probably not right at this point let's move on now we're on the main man . the reason we're all here today he should stick his fat ass up his ass 'cause he's the reason I have to sit here with you hooligans hey hey now it's Mario now it's his time to shine There's literally going to be a whole movie out about him, dummy.

Also it's not like it's been a legendary gaming icon for the decades now you probably remember when they created it's an s level ok there's no debate it's literally Mario and the next one is I guess the M is for Metallica , since when what are you talking about? next up is monty mole i hate that little guy can't lie i think he's a cool hater alright obviously i'm in the gutter what no he's a big hater besides the world jesus alright oh the next reminds me you Donnie hmm why are you doing one of your circus acts and calling me fat or because he's rude? wait never mind his name is Morton hey look you know some of these yeah Morton is a big part of the Koopalings though. here's ok i really wish i could see the damn character we're

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ing in our own tier list he's nabbit huh wait how the hell is he already eighty?

Not a glimpse of your dusty ass, too. What is this? I know you wouldn't agree with this, but Nabbit is amazing. great, but no context or lore for it, well that's the rating for it, end of story. i've never seen that thing before i don't know how either but wow i love that little guy right now it's just i really hoped joe wouldn't like that he's just a cool little guy ok y'all have no idea whose it is, so I'll do it. take the ranking next is the paratroopa this is easy probably same level or uh below normal koopa ok then move koopa up fatty mcfatterson wanted to mess up the ranking oh stop i honestly dont know why we kept it so low to begin with Just because you want to be Petty, it's Pauline, you nasty-ass freak.

She shows that you are classifying her. She doesn't get a lap dance. She is bad. Then there's Princess Peach. I don't know who I like more. Pauline Nope Looky There's more than one peach Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Not sure the difference is fair we all know she's iconic and no doubt on top I'll put the classic S outfit though surely watch out now here here let's keep going we have Petey absolute piranha goat you just need to calm down PS I can agree isn't that just a great plan in underpants that's a little disturbing? Seriously I can't understand your delusions Joe yeah but he's a really good character yeah but he's scary damn Joe Nessa and a level I can't wait until the next one oh another Peach how do we feel about from Pink Gold? is wealth, of course, put it lower.

I agree with you, this is all really handed to me on a silver platter. Hey? You all are the worst chefs ever. s or so just a little teensy scary piss off toadsworth taller to counter that's fair I'm falling asleep here hurry up I think this is a Pom-Pom it's like the female counterpart to boom boom I can barely remember though okay there that just te says the lower level of classification for this apricot that looks like uh Turtle, what is this now that it's just plain sexist? LOL, what do you think people come to hear us talk about real world issues and our beliefs?

That would be silly ok ok what's next now oh snap ER Rosalina probably the baddest Mario maybe even Nintendo gee famous Zelda palintina and the rest of Mario Rosalina among the best both among the wide range of baddies and in this one list exactly Roy is also a great Koopaling really brings some flair with them TBH shades why are all these silent mandarin? We now have the Shy Guy top level auto icon from this series and no I won't listen to any of your opinions on this one ok I like them as emotionless

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uh who just make noises like them and they remind me of the Jawas from Star Wars with the star wars utigs shut up joe we have another classification let's go this time it's spike uh spike that's cool and i hate them shits they're just blobs that literally throw them up the spiked balls go through good so how about the lovely fairies no no , no, no, they waste them on the lower level?

I hate it, holy hell, Donnie. I don't think you know what a good cartoon when you see one. I don't really know either, but we're sorting Toadette right now. No, no one, no, no, I hate her too. just pure hate and nonsense unreasoned ranks is it the orange side how is that thing in

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odysseus the dark side or something but its donnie wow i take what i said you must be the greatest chef in the world i have never seen a more butchered joke than that holy joe that could have been so much better anyway now we have um toad what you ain't got nothing hateful to say no spiteful no bottom level this bottom level i'm not smart honestly i almost did toad is on the top plus i like Keegan Michael Key ok ok next up are Wario and Waluigi's brothers come on Donald I'm pretty sure they don't hate him why would they anyway regardless they are both great

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. to see them in the movie sequel if there's one like parallels or something pretty sure they do but whatever hey he reminds me of you yeah and the thin disfigured work forgotten by both his makers and the The world itself reminds me of you God please let's finish this next it's Wendy Wendy oh the Koopaling as the real kid who has adult mannerisms full of jewelry and lots of makeup like why does she have such big fat lips oh she has very very big fat lips Joe what the hell uh weird that was a bit of you two y'all need therapy oh god i need to whiten my show me put her in detail you guys are weird as she doesn't deserve D but christ i'll still put her under I can't believe you all but come on now we have Wiggler's body it's like Joe's skill and any kind of livelihood and then the same goes for you Barack your body can't handle much after years and years from Michelle, this is what that belly is. how to move like it has a mind of its own all it is is wiggler the long wiggling worm you're sick holy never mind i give up i don't need you all i know these last few ranks oh come on barack calm down stop being a oh this has all been mental, physically, emotionally and spiritually taxing the final rank ultimately is Yoshi, the iconic star player of the franchise, blah blah blah everyone gets it that's what's shown game over too bad this is not sponsored See you, grandpa, it's okay. maybe we could have used a

super

star.

In fact, I wonder what mushrooms taste like.