UNHhhh Ep 57: "The 90s" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

yes the camisole is what I hate like a lace camisole lace hello hello whitey the Heidi circuit party in 1991 hello something with laces and something honey I was away for two days hello I'm the girl who doesn't flinch from devastating seasonal allergies because she's been crying for three years Trixie Mattel and I'm a stale letter from the caves who just barged into your kitchen to talk about whatever we'd like I'll be baby not yours nineteen Lizza the '90s you're not a kid in the '90s I was born in 89 I was born in 82 Wow and you look at the day over 95, honey, I'm not saying you're getting old, honey, with the skin in your eye, it's getting so papery, it takes honey, Bonita Brown try wear it on your head in a drag race, honey and That's the newspaper.

It had a PPV, the 90s PPV, have you ever seen a PPV show? Yes, yes, we watched boxing. Oscar De La Hoya hits the other De La Hoya, definitely the boxing has about four names De La Hoya vs rodriguez rodriguez vs deployment phase to buy the lady. Hernandez Hernandez hanged himself in prison, my favorite battle was the murderer of Oscar de la Renta Sr. vs. Oscar Mayer sausage yes, yes, what a confrontation, yes, where fashion meets food, that's very real, but fashion meets sausage, that's what this Jew or fashion meets sausage. Me, my fashion denier, the sausage.

I'm at an age now where I see the 90s repeated by kids that weren't there properly, so for them things like chokers and stuff is the first time they've seen it if you haven't been running to the school bus crying with a choker at 13, 14 or 15, no I don't know she was in the 90s. I have some experiences to go through here. Okay, I owe something. I get excited to share. OK, honey. Well, she's a young gay guy from the country. It was our moment when we were younger. We arrived at McDonagh. It's like once. a year or so, dirty car, dusty, moldy ass, smoke, okie, but I was little, it was at least an hour to a McDonald's, at least an hour, they said do you want a girl's toy or a boy's toy, and I would always want toys for girls.

I have a whole collection of authentic McDonald's Barbies from the 90s. Wow, oh yeah, honey, how pretty they are. Oh, she's already there. I mean, look here, that's you. This is where my whole life is. This is now starting to make sense. I mean, look how beautiful. She was now what would you do with that? what would you do with that? Oh, straight to the mouth, you say I want you to pay close attention to this hair, this hair is this, this is a chill, a chilling foreshadowing of what's happening in my hair right now, oh, they're not always like this, oh God mine, look, look, dancer, Barbie is her BMI is so low that she is here, although until the end it is called traction alopecia when you pull your hair back too hard and the hair falls out, which is Costa dancer pests Thank you beauty school look there is something very human in us when you are a child there is something very magical in doing what you want even your child your life is so limited that you can't go anywhere with anything, do what you want I have nothing hello, this is your gateway to experience whatever you want in the world thank you, you didn't catch any, I was willing to get Barbies, oh you stole, I didn't have Barbies, I'm like these McDonald's, I wouldn't want to have them, but my mom said: This is the engagement I meant for Christmas, my mom bought me a Ken doll mm-hmm, I was like, well, plot twist, I'm about to give this doll full cunnilingus for three years, yeah, I want to make myself less gay, so you're going to give me a blonde tan anatomically almost correct almost correct toy no genitals there's still a mound honey oh I lost what did you see Beverly Hills 90210 mm-hmm okay no I saw them wait was to say for the belt? 80's or 90's I knew things I definitely saw it until the bell Zack Morris my you're always with Zachary Slater girl it was someone else later girl hi I mean it's better body much better yes I won suit like I said broad shoulders bad teeth and no sense of humor Slater, let me take off my wig because wait, let me go get it, okay, I would, I would, um.

I always wanted Slater to sit on my face and I imagine his butt was always soaked with sweat and he wanted me to do it. sit on my affairs, what do you implement to this day? It looks the same, yes, if not prettier, I think it's Rosemary's Baby itself, which is when you have a baby, yes, cook it and rosemary, yes, about 350 for about 45 minutes, yes, so you stay. Same thing forever, yes, that kind of nutrition you can't achieve balance. Rachelle knows she did it on the 19th. I ran home in black jeans and that's how I know I'm a woman.

I ran home I had such a bad piece I had. one piece I know I ran home and I was in the woods I was in the woods I was there I fell to the ground dramatically I fell like uh and then I peed on my dad in black jeans and I cried I know I didn't know that I could have discreetly gone to the back from a tree to come to my penis and then whistle but I didn't. I fell to the ground and peed my pants. Oh god, we were both Sega Genesis Mortal Kombat lovers, you know what?

You know, this is not intentional, this hair Sindel Oh, completely, totally, she's a queen, honey, she wanted to flip her hair back and forth. I love taking a Genesis. In fact, I quit before video games went 3D. I died from back to front, like left to right. It's interesting because in real life you only walk on two planes, yeah, and there are cracks and crumbles, yeah, yeah, I fell, I got 'em guys, we've been given a gift of 90s nostalgia in a box, okay, here we get here, oh God, it will be better. figure this out she's a sky dancer I haven't seen one of these in probably 15 years Linda remember this no, you're beautiful, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista.

I'm having a heart attack yeah this is on top of the list if your little gay boy who wasn't allowed gay things this is the gayest thing in the world he has height he has drive honey or drama honey this is me leaving any relationship like juggling my own toys as a boy he's never as good as a girl toys this what are you dying for not what are you dying to know oh my god, I'm going to win a new award now next one for my hit album two birds Do I Did the truck driver in Des Moines get herpes or the go-go dancer in Albuquerque? both Albuquerque, uh, I won an eight ball that only answers the two questions, but specifically, well, let's do a real test.

Did I just lose my nail because they did it? Yes, she had chills. Yes, directly. Yes, I can take it off directly. Yes, without. Looking at the label I can tell you that this is hinky, Flamenco. I don't like baby hats. Flat bracelet. Have you ever done this around your hard cock? Tell me you've never done it. Pass your hard cock. I've done it around my hard cock. penis well it works around my chest so we know it would fit hey mike do you like it? It's not a big trend accompanied by pain. That's what they were.

Oh, remember, sex bracelets, how can I forget those little rubber sex bracelets? You would wear the bracelets, right? say what color the teenager rips it off the youth to make it like you rip off my green sex bracelet and I have to like licking my butt or whatever people did, it was the handkerchief code for little kids and tweens the handkerchief code for toddlers and tweens in summary the 90s these are not 90s toys these are lifestyle choices we can continue this is not dead to me what's up with this baby take your dick out, Get hard, let me try it and don't forget to do it? subscribe - wow that's so funny, oh that's so funny, like we still could.

Syria was that fun, without a doubt. I want to try to pull your hair.