UNHhhh Ep. 118: Doll Hoarder

I love this soft ringing I told you I loved you lately who gave it to you? I bought it myself no, you did, of course you did. I don't want to date that guy, that guy is a serial killer, is there no date?, this is a marriage situation is the perfect man the perfect man would have maybe two of them the perfect man for me gets hard and gushes of the bread I think the perfect man would have some advice like I can be like which one as you already know I will see you big, yes, how do I feel today?, yes, yes, I will take the key you know, mom, I want to blow it, captain iron, hello, I'm an old brown leather chair that an old man Trixie Mattel and I died in.

I just got kicked out of a Zumba class for taking Ish Kashia and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show. Hello, we are very happy that you have started joining us. Listen. I want to ask you a question. you adore the dog at all everyone talks about the dog you have a servant adults here you played with

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Now we are sitting. Oh, um, well, the cornhusk dolls really know that. I love haunted folklore dolls, yeah, what's up with that? Well this is Timothy and she's been around for a long time, as you can see, oh she's ugly, yeah, who is she? That's Olga, let me see. I know she's Greta, she's cute, she's funky. Listen. looks ain't his strong suit, you have no idea what he's capable of, I know he's capable of murder, they come from the same thing, yeah, look, look, look how well they fit together, yeah, Timothy and Greta packing a pair of Revenge fantasy scenarios, high booty. not like that, yeah, I never got into voodoo, what I did at OSIS to boo was steal someone's shirt, cut his wrist to make it close, put a piece of his ear right under it and there were candles and a pentagram, but I don't look back.

I have been given many voodoo dolls and I love them. Can I say this? You know the psychological state of this person. Why do fans give you Buddha dolls and weapons? No, they don't give me weapons. leg oh yeah, would you like them to let you keep that leg? I wanted to keep it, you don't have to wait, you asked? Yeah, if they say no, even if it was substantial, you could have done a little bit of chitlins like, yeah, I would have carried it around the world and used it as a phone because it was big enough to do that.

It's great. We have Funko pops. Look, here's mine. I have mine at the bar. I love it. Thank you. I also have one ready to use. Oh, what's up with this? Did this happen to you? Her old folks would show up at the stage door, bring a box and my Funkos and want us to smell each other to sign them all, Stella in I'm not like, oh, are they? You're a big fan, he'd say, yeah, I couldn't get tickets. I just realized that I had been fooled. There was a very handsome young man waiting outside the stage door.

Let me assign something cut 25 minutes after I signed a whole stack of eight-by-ten forms and a whole bunch more of why you didn't catch it because it was so hot and I didn't know people did it, let me say I'll get paid, but obviously If I take it to the store it's not good, I don't care about that you should have said I'll sign these eight by ten if you sign my inside with you, okay, yeah, you better carve your name on anyone that's there, yeah, I hate. that word, all words are not profound, I'm a gay, gas this exotic display of incredible fashion, I'll explain it to you, okay, so if you want to know what I did with RuPaul's money, lean on this. an OG Barbie, this is a number from probably 1961 years ago, twenty years, twenty-five sixties, so this is almost sixty years old.

Could they just take the arm off autonomy and you know what the big deal was? Hello, she has melon breasts, succulent melon breasts and everyone sucks them. I remember maybe it wasn't just everything, but it was probably a Barbie taking off her clothes ladies don't like, no, no, no, okay, um, but it was also less exciting and the same for me, but I Don't think I don't know. I'm actually not sure if I made it but I think it's safe to say you did. I made the back as it was divided. No, I made the device.

Well, I have something you're going to love. so this is the queen of fashion Barbie the queen of fashion Barbie came with Anna molded and she came with wigs that's what I'm saying this by itself starts the party well look at the quality of the toys Oh Charlotte look at where this is going um skating rink and So look, I heard your dad passed away. I'm so sorry, so who is he? wonderfully, he talked to me about this overly processed hair. I love this doll. This is called Dusty. Hey, I'm crazy. You need baby. Yes, I want to play.

So listen. Dusty was done. by a company called Kenner and when it happened the lifestyle of women like Gloria Steinem being like we didn't have to wear makeup, we were our own people Kenner was like Barbies falling, let's make it up like women's live Barbie that is less feminine and more like Did you have an abortion? No, she still cared, yes, and her problem with her is that she's definitely more athletic because she wears a soft bun. I have noticed that she is psycho, yes people say she looks like you during tanning. I love her exactly and she is. she had a zest for life that is clearly evident by the smile on her face and she was also athletic so she could do things like this, that's a twist and they had the nerve to call this doll in the dusty ads, the doll most beautiful in America, beautiful she is.

It's not the first word I would say Legs are hot dogs, they're hot to me It's about the face, white lips, yeah, yeah, she said, are you serious? Oh, who is the lady in the wheelchair? Oh, well, this is super in the new word, also this. It's just that now they are very focused on all shapes, all sizes, they have Dalton prosthetics, oh, no way, that's crazy, though because the adult is a prosthesis. I have never opened it, you won't open its eye, yes, we can open, this is for sure. Well, oh, she has a ramp.

Shut up, how good do you know? So, like in real life, wheelchairs, it is difficult to always have access to study. Oh, I had another dog that I got rid of. Unfortunately, Jennifer, have you ever seen Jennifer? She had no head. torsos below, all you know is latex, the one you went three times. Did you touch the boobs? Yes, guys, I saw it. He was a child without legs or arms. Without legs. They are simply careless. You understand because then he gets a little like. yes, although headless, although headless, but it's a bit Jack the Ripper to buy a hard torso, oh, absolutely, not right, I don't have any of these, we don't have much time in the day yet, but you know what it's sad.

I got rid of him by leaving him for any trash act and it was like I like how to put him in there like a corpse and everyone explodes like the good guy heard it she knows wait a minute you were the one I said some people are bad , this superstar Ken from 1977, he's very sexy, don't you think that I him, you know, I'm really afraid to let you touch this now, boy, no, well, this guy is, hey, you know, what big feet he is my mom's shoes. dead shopping alone and carrying your suitcases I think that would be wonderful Jerry, what about her?

She is also very tanned. Oh, she is. This was the first time Barbie's eyes looked directly forward. Her woman's living people are like I'm a woman. I know what I want for sure, look at me, I'm looking at you, yes, listen, yes, we are there, there are dolls that are illegal, no, but there are many controversial dolls. Oh, like fragile, no, like a Barbie game called slumber party and she came with pajamas and whatever and Lil Bit cocaine no, she also came with a scale permanently set at 110 and she came with a book that said how to lose weight and in the back of the book it says Dhoni that it was actually for sale, people really wanted it, did he do it?

She bothers you that a lot of dollhouses, donut toilets, don't have toys in the dollhouse, that's been anything the poop gets back in there, but hey, I'd bring my own toilet. I would like a little star, can you? and then I would take a piece of my turrets and roll it up very, very small, so small, I bought the doll and just, oh, wouldn't I look at it like it was an explosion, yeah, one of the ways kids play with dolls is consider it simple torture. I mean, like cutting off their fingers, cutting their hair, writing on their face, yeah, I would cut off all their hair and then I would like them to have black eyes and then rip off their zipper, but you know, you know you purge all those negative feelings. . and then you can just be a ray of light during the day is that what happened to you is okay, it turned out okay yeah, I transition from lizards katja made this for me for now we talk about dolls andrew yang yeah man follow him on the internet yang to bang yang to bang he made this by hand and look Katya made it for me as a gift look at these lucite heels yeah they're amazing anyway he told me when you were he was making this you The only thing I'm not going to compromise on is in this shoe, so he had to realize that yeah, you're going to make a seven inch lucite platform, now playing, it's going to mix with Las Vegas and RuPaul's Drag Race live, critics are raving like your favorite drag.

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