UNHhhh Ep. 150 - Stress

I substitute corn for breakfast. I have never been happier. I have never been happier. I think we need a belt here. Hi Trixie, it's great to see you here at World of Wonder. I noticed you're using a tassel. This is you with your lips. Yes, wow, two busty blondes split up, they've never been there, I can't relate, I can't relate at all, today you're bigger than me, these are my new breasts, they're smaller, they're so demure, yes, they're small mosquito bites. You are your little athlete, your active little ovals have breasts well instead of wearing a bra. um I'm making hostess snowballs now those coconut marshmallows I just stick them right on the chest and you know what men eat them men lick them titanic. sink under the hello I'm just a white collar and blue collar person trixie mattel and I'm a ball of brown butter dripping juice katya and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show and not yours a turkey, I said I went a turkey at thanksgiving.

I know you did a lot. What do you know about

stress

? Not much. I actually don't know about being too

stress

ed to be blessed. I'm lucky now that I don't like it. I don't really drip. from the drama of these days I drip like heat the heat of life life is so hot it's so hot and sexy I would say I'm inactive around a five at all times on the stress scale let's say there are certain coping mechanisms not only do I have that not just that oh yeah not just that um too but we'll get to that later exercise oh yeah snacks snacks okay when I'm stressed I just want to eat snacks I don't know what it is I don't eat any snacks but you're so big how do you get so big? how do you get so big? my um my trigger phrase at home it's me it's from it's from the hypnosis that you're hearing gain weight hypnosis weight gain hypnosis and also sex change, what are they saying?

What does sex change hypnosis mean? He says, well, he is fine, your name, he closes your eyes when you hear this word, you will feel ten times more relaxed, more relaxed than you ever have in your life. So to be there so calm and relaxed and wake up with a different set of genitals, what is that actually, yeah, it's very strange, I don't know why, and food is about gaining weight, yeah, it's like expanding your body . like you literally visualize your body is so big your clothes blink then you say fat you say it out loud yes I like to pronounce the t's like not to get fat that's how you handle stress fat yes wait, wait for us I thought while you weren't listening to that like um, harry styles sleeping thing, yeah you heard it a few times when you wake up, you think watermelon sugar is a good song, what are the things in your life that cause you stress?

Well, everything is used. to be right now I don't feel stressed enough I think you know when you show up you say it's a meeting or some kind of work obligation yeah and you're like oh I didn't take this seriously enough because I wasn't I wasn't stressed enough to show up. there on time, oh, so that's just not called negligence, I don't care about that, no, I don't care about that, just so you know when I'm really stressed. The many compromises in my life, yes I know and now I am in a place where every moment is talked about and sometimes I feel trapped in a cage of my own building.

Yes, I can see that I feel like I'm floating. or lounging around the cage and um just peeing too maybe like maybe you should get in a cage yeah yeah yeah sometimes I feel like I'll say this too. I think the only reason I handle stress so well is because I live with virtually zero anxiety. it's something different from stress, okay, so let's clarify right away that stress is stress problems, we have to go, we have to do something, okay, yeah, anxiety is like yeah, go make dinner 6 30 7 p. m. After dinner, take the edible marijuana and then we can completely. being a puddle in bed at night lazing around and harassing in bed do you know how to groot a little?

That's probably a great stress reliever. I don't know about the fools who made the word "goon" like "I don't think it's hot." I don't know, I'm going to be bait in the bully shed, eating one of the bullies, provoking one of the bullies, what would you say? The main stressors in your life. Wheat and people who eat wheat. I want to make out with a man, he should brush his teeth, it's not my problem, you're allergic to wheat, no, thank God, housewives sometimes just eat the hamburger with the hamburger fixings and there's no bun, who is he doing that?

Don't make a hamburger, it's hot. dog without bunnies can I order a pizza without bread? It's just hot cheese and sauce poured into a bowl and washing your face with it. You know what's funny, we'll bring it back to me if that's okay with you. I'm both stressed. because of commitments in my life, but the structure of knowing where I'll be every day is very comforting in a strange way, like no, yes, work is stressful, but knowing that you have somewhere to be and something to do shapes you in your life. Well, life would do it, yes, and also because it is not so much stress but rather it is the world that is stressful.

The plans are fun, constructive and interesting, but it's as if the weather, oh, the wind, the wind could stop me. going on a date any day, but in Los Angeles it's also almost certain that in Los Angeles two drops of rain could fall and people jump. Yes, Jeff Bridges. I think driving is stressful and we both have looming dreams of getting our license. This is the elephant. It's the elephant in the room I think driving is very stressful my grandfather used to say driving a car is like holding a loaded gun two of them seriously two of them holding like a baby and an elbow and then the baby is a gun driving my boyfriend me a lot and uh, he presents road rage now, how does that David manifest?

It'll be like he's listening to Kim Petrus with his little designer sunglasses vibrating anyway. I went to Gelson's roof and answered. Are you kidding? Oh. wow and go back to talking normal okay, I'd like to do it softly soft whisper soft whisper like you know you did it someone um 405 cut me off softly softly yeah, you better watch, can I talk to you about this? The Fischer epidemic that's been sweeping through Los Angeles, everyone I know has a crack there. Not everyone, that's stressful. You know what's really good for stress. Personal massagers. Yes, I like these great products from Layla because orgasms are great for mental and physical health.

There are items for people with vaginas, yes people with penises, I think that's the plural of penis disease, this is a prostate massager with a remote control, so you can turn it on yourself, I could put this on my butt and I could give it to him to someone else, Brian Thomas is a remote control. and he'll be like damn these things and I'll be in my house like yeah, this little inhaler is called sila sila green stila green she's a clitoral massager a sonic clitoral massager we also have this one this is the discreet prostate massager I love this one yeah you have never had a sex toy you really need to move on to a more exciting phase of your life don't just pull the pad vibrate the patch probe the pads yes they hum the pads page patch page the pad collect calls have never been more cool check out the link below in the description of lilo lilo stick it in always take time for pleasure in sweden as a kid i would ride the public bus for six to eight hours just to feel a fraction of the stimulation i get from loki oh man sexual well-being can really reduce stress it's a party now oh it's hammer time I really don't know how to relax okay my day off can't it's how I can get close no yet stay keep my day Off it's like cleaning a wig, doing laundry Have you been to the chiropractor?

Uh, no, I'm not there now, you don't hear that either, yeah, okay, what if I said no? And that's how we found out that I just lost my hair, okay, so don't do it? move your neck try not to try to keep your head too still because I said something wrong what is that? oh just okay you did it oh no I want you to do it no that's what I was going to do you were going to break my neck. It was the other way around oh that was sick that was the joke I was making I'm sorry I got too real having stress stress stressful do you have any physical manifestations of stress?

I mean, not really because you're never fighting every day. you know what my life is you don't worry about the small things no I sweat about everything else you sweat physically yeah I mean what should I worry about at this point in my life? Are you really asking me that question? No, do you love it? heavy blanket, yeah you played, you put it on me at your house, it's not heavy enough, that's what I was thinking when you put it on me, I was really expecting a hostage like situation, what I got was like freshman 15 . If you want yes. you want the complete one