Trump STILL STEWING Over Jimmy’s Oscars Joke, He Spins “Bloodbath” Remarks & We Quiz MAGA Patriots

Hi, I'm Jimmy, I'm the star of the show, thank you for watching, thank you for joining us in our and our Quarters here in Hollywood PR, it's the night, it's the night after St. Patrick's Day, I almost forgot, St. Patrick's Day Patrick was a holiday. for the adults I was thinking about the kids and all that until I saw 5,000 wildly drunk Irish seasonals in West Hollywood last night. I thought, "Oh, yeah, right, did you do anything for St. Patrick's Day? No, nothing, Jimmy, nothing interesting, you usually do." a uh yeah, now I just had a drink at my house, that's, oh, okay, you got drunk at home, yeah, oh, okay, okay, Saturday night, right before bed, our son six-year-old informed us that he expected two things when he woke up.

On St. Patrick's Day I was hoping to see green water in the toilet bowl, apparently that's the color leprechauns urinate and I wanted some kind of Easter Bunny style candy basket, we thought no, that's not St. Patrick's Day, It's like they don't get candy. St. Patrick's Day and then we're trying to remember if we gave them candy like the year at St P. We couldn't remember if we had the following. You know, I'm driving at 11:00 going from Ralph's to Walgreens to CVS trying to find green candy and gold coins. I put food coloring in the toilet and our son wouldn't let us flush it all out.

We all had to use the bathroom in our room throughout the day. President Biden had some St. Patrick's Day Suare at the White House with the Prime Minister of Ireland, who I believe was also here for St. Patrick's Day last year, Biden also invited 30 members of the Kennedy family and look who's who of who won't be voting for Cousin Robert this year, meanwhile, the big orange leprechaun. He spent his St. Patrick's Day focused precisely on me. St. Fat had an interview with Fox News yesterday and is apparently

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angry about a

joke

I made about him at the Oscars.

What's up with you and Jimmy Kimmel because during the Academy Awards you posted? Has there ever been a worse host than Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars? Less than your average person who tries too hard and then read that on the air and then made fun of you, you got your revenge and what else did I say? I said something else. Pretty good stuff, what were you getting back at George slopis? Yes, very proud of himself WR for writing George sload opoulos, which is not only a lame nickname. George Stephanopoulos is the opposite of sloppy, I mean, look, he's fit, he's clean, he's muscular. he's smart if you're looking for SLO bopis I mean this is your sloppy I mean come on now it's something in his head but I decree he was trying to make this about me now look look Jimmy Kimmel is every night that it hits me.

I guess his ratings are terrible, he's not a talented guy. I've heard that he hits me all the time, so I thought about hitting him because, by the way, I thought he was a terrible presenter, the way I was at my nephews' music recital when I arrived. this video I guess I shouldn't be surprised, I mean, Donald Trump has said I'm not talented so many times Erica is starting to get jealous, but what he doesn't realize is that I love this, I love that this bothers him so much. I love that Fox chooses a journalist that no one knows to interview and I especially love it when he tries to turn the fact that everyone was laughing at him into something positive.

I posted it on Truth, which is on fire with the way social media is doing it. Great, I never expected to read it right before the movie of the year, which is the most important, right, that's the most important. I think they got the man and the woman now the movie of the year. Read my truth in the air. read exactly what you read and now the big story is that everyone begged him not to do it, don't do it, you probably stupidly know that he had to act in a short period of time like minutes, right, he had minutes because he's in the air, sees this and wants to leave and wants, I guess, to confront me and ends up reading my truth.

I said this guy is even dumber than he thought. The thing went viral. It spread throughout the world. world now and all I had to do was keep my mouth shut, yeah, yeah, and by the way, you forget why it went viral all over the world. Thanks for watching. I'm surprised you

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are. Haven't you spent your time in jail? Barbie. was laughing at you not only were they laughing at you on Oscar Sunday but now there are dozens of prison time pasture t-shirts for sale there are mugs there are tank tops there is a backpack Hasn't your time passed in jail?

Trump Hotel there are billboards, there are billboards in Pennsylvania in Florida and there are many more to come, but if he would just keep his mouth shut, imagine him telling anyone that they should have kept their mouth shut. I mean, that should be on his tombstone, he should have kept it. his mouth closed and by the way I'm not hey maybe you know what maybe you're right about me being dumb we should take one of those cognitive tests or an IQ test together or maybe we could sit down and play a long game from Search and find out who has the big lascivious brain.

I would love, I would love to do that with you, but I understand that he is hurt and he is attacking and even though I know his intention was to hurt me, I am going to focus. about the positive things he said now look, look, Jimmy Kimmel every night is great, he's a talented guy, he's no more talented than what I saw, thank you, you know, that's really big of you to admit that and I'm sorry I ruined your Sunday night with Milani, I know how many great late night talks you two have. Our country is being invaded by criminals, murderers, drug addicts, they are all coming in through Joe Biden's horrible open border, there has never been a border like this anywhere in the world at any time.

It's a disaster as president he doesn't understand it he doesn't understand how bad it is it's so bad that everyone talks about it there has never been a case like this thanks to you slopis meanwhile this is beautiful it made a big deal in court about how much money he has about how rich he is now the same lawyers have to tell the judge that he doesn't have enough money to cover the judgment against him Trump's lawyers today told the court that they can't find anyone to pay the $454 bond million he needs to cover what he owes the state of New York they say they approached about 30 bond companies none of them would do business G I wonder why you imagine that call hello we represent Donald Trump we were wondering If you could Hi, I mean, who would have thought that a hard-earned reputation for never paying your bills would make it difficult to get credit and what's the big deal anyway?

Didn't you say that Mara Lago's value is at least $1.8 billion? get a reverse mortgage on it. I'm sure Tom C could help you. Trump's traveling show made a stop in Dayton, Ohio, this weekend. This is how they started the demonstration, ladies and gentlemen, please stand up for the hostages treated horribly and unfairly on January 6th. Which makes me wonder who wrote that introduction. By the way, pushers are now hostages and I guess it's okay to wear a hat during the national anthem now, too. Trump told the crowd that if he doesn't win in November he's not sure we ever will.

We have another election in this country and if he wins in November we definitely won't have another election, but of all the very disturbing things he said, this was probably the most disturbing: We're going to impose a 100% tariff on every car that crosses the line and You're not going to be able to sell those guys if they choose me now, if they don't choose me, it will be a

bloodbath

for everyone, that won't matter the longer this goes on. The election is going the more he talks like Thanos, he's talking about blood, so after the

bloodbath

comment people were like oh that's not cool, then Trump went into spin mode saying he was just talking about a bloodbath in the automotive industry and had to publish an explanation in Truth Social. which is on fire with the way they even had to turn on Fox and Friends for damage control and with Donald Trump you have to watch and not let people report what they think he said.

Context is always important and we try to provide it. as much as we can, but if you watch a mainstream media you won't get the whole story, just watch us, we'll tell you both sides. people on both sides of the bloodbath and the truth is that the context we should consider is not whether Trump literally meant bloodbath or not, what we should is that he is a lunatic that we actually have to debate whether he meant it literally . ask if it was totally crazy or just a little crazy, then Trump went on a rampage at Joe Biden, who he would like us to believe has mobilized a team of law enforcement officers against him, uses the department of justice, the FBI, to pursue his political opponent.

I know, how are we? And he has skyrocketed my numbers. Do it one or two more times. How about a couple more accusations, Joe, you dumb son of a dumb son? When he makes that move, that's when he farts. He just keeps going. that in mind and then and then Trump, who, um, who I don't know, maybe doesn't have a scale in his bathroom because then he unleashed a barrage of very oblivious fat

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s against the governor of Illinois. Look what the Democrats have. done, look illinois, i don't know how it goes on, you got this guy pritsker, i don't know, he's too busy eating, he wants to eat all the time, would you like a hamburger, how many do you want, five, I'll have five hamburgers?

Please go to his office, would you like a burger here? Okay, I'll have Five Burgers, please, who the hell orders their Five Burgers? I don't know you. I mean, the strangest part is that he's taking these shots at Government Illinois. Even in Illinois they were in Ohio and while Trump is busy trying to get his oval asset back in the Oval Office, his former vice poodle is not being a good boy, we haven't heard from him, will he endorse his former president ? We were on the ticket with him last time, well Martha, I appreciate the question and I shouldn't be surprised that he's not endorsing Donald Trump this year.

It's a bit surprising, but I guess Stockholm syndrome. finally disappeared and how come Mike Pence isn't on Dancing With the Stars yet? I mean, someone needs to do that, but you know, it's not all turmoil and fighting here just when it seems like our system is broken and our country is divided. Beyond repair something magical happens that reminds you that people from different teams don't have to hate each other, we can come together, we can put aside our differences and we can remind each other that we are better together, rookies and Anthony Black and Grady Dick, one from Arkansas . others from Kansas exchanging jerseys and my God, you know what happens if that doesn't make you smile?

No one will ever listen. The fact of the matter is that people who support Trump and the magga agenda are under the impression that the United States was founded on the idea of ​​excluding those who do not share their beliefs, which is the opposite of the truth, Our ancestors started this country with the words we the people, so we go to the people to find out how patriotic these

patriots

are. We sent a team to a Trump rally in South Carolina to give those gathered there a simple citizenship test, the same one immigrants must take to obtain citizenship and this is what happens when citizenship hits the fan which get everyone here today see Donald Trump himself Donald Trump Trump baby Trump Trump yeah let's take a good look at the hoodie and fanny pack yeah I'm here to raise awareness about Fukushima Daichi, clot shooting, deaths and injuries , and let's go, Brandon, let's go, Brandon, let's go, lgbtq plus as a voter, what is it?

Your biggest concern the border and the economy migration end the dam wall all the illegals coming in we just have to stop them we are here today asking real American Americans if they could pass the citizenship test do you think you could do it safely? maybe easily number one what is the supreme law of the land no guns freedom and justice wow I have no idea we could fall good question well I couldn't answer that one right now how many amendments does the Constitution have 32 32 10 no I I I don't know 20 something I think maybe 13 I'm not really sure about that.

I'm concerned about number one and number two, what are the first three words of the Constitution? We trust in God, okay, then it's four lives, freedom and happiness, not that. It's us, the people, that guy said it in passing, you heard you cheated, you cheated like Joe Biden, yeah, Joe Biden, can you sing the national anthem for me? Oh, say, can you see in the first light of dawn so proud? We're Twilight and the bright stars and the dangerous guys so close you guys I was so close the