Marjorie Taylor Greene Begs Christian Women to Stop Sexualizing Themselves & We Prank Trumpers!

thank you onim the host thank you for watching happy friday thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph after more than 50 years. I don't know if you heard we're back on the moon uh the adicus spacecraft or OD as his friends say it's the first vehicle launched from the United States to land on the moon since 1972 which is a big deal this It's basically the space equivalent of returning bell bottoms and Adicus is also the first commercial space to land on the moon. The mission was to deliver cameras and radio equipment for NASA.

NASA released this today. Your order was delivered to the Moon. At long last, humanity has finally started Amazon dumping trash on the surface of the Moon. Congratulations to everyone, meanwhile, history is also being made here on Earth. KFC has revealed its latest culinary monstrosity, it's a pizza made with fried chicken called cheet. I know there are meetings, but there's no way the person who came up with this wasn't on drugs, right? I mean, it's the food NATO shark, the cheaters in a To some extent, KFC should start putting a gun in their buckets if they are trying to kill their customers.

Cheet is not on the Vatican-approved list of Friday foods during Lent, you know that, right, Keo? Yes, a lot of Catholics you know eat fish on Fridays during Lent or I woke you up Sorry, no, okay, yes, no, no, I was confused with the piz, oh, yes, okay, but over the years, the church has started to relax about what that means specifically, so you know, when I was growing up. In reality, we would never have eaten fish or anything on Fridays in some parts of South America. Now Friday's Lent menu has been updated to include beaver muskrats and copy Bara, apparently the restriction isn't about cows or chickens versus fish, it's about land animals versus aquatic animals. and these animals I mentioned live mainly in the water, the kopy bar is eroding, not only is it eroding, it's eroding with a K theme song, yeah, and now you can sing while you eat them on Fridays and Jesus gives it a big thumbs up .

We're even serving these newly licensed creatures at a popular seafood fast food spot where you can find family friendly meals right here at Long John Silvers. We've got dozens of delicious options that Pope Francis would choose to try in a warm, juicy battered Cappy bar tailless chewy fried muskrat, wet and furry whole beaver water and fresh from the Everglades, wild and stringy Gator tots or, why not, eat it all in mus Beaver Bar Gator Feast, a musrap stuffed in a beaver stuffed into a happy Bara, all wrapped inside a Florida favorite ooh, we're enjoying your food, as you can see, I hated my borrowed mostrat, just lit up at Long John Silvers and don't forget a steaming plate of beaver penis, now that's well eaten, make every Friday a good Friday, mmm okay, so just to keep everyone up to date, gays can get married, masturbation is still a sin, life begins with conception and it's okay to eat an otter on a Friday night, it's okay in Florida where copy Barrow goes crazy, the state senate just passed a bill that will ban all social media for children under 16 it will soon be illegal for Florida children to access Tik Tok Snapchat or Instagram still legal in Florida everything else the bill was sponsored by state senator Aon growl, who is obviously someone who was bullied by teenagers online she um introduced this product how do they plan to apply it I don't know these kids are going to go crazy imagine you're not allowed to use Tik Tok until you're 16 does this mean when you're 50 and you can get a twerker permit, how does it work?

It works, but maybe it's a good idea, we should probably all be banned from social media, especially Margerie Taylor Green, she is, uh, this is a beauty, she wrote this yesterday, it's long, bear with me, this could be a unpopular opinion and could hurt some feelings. many conservative Christian

women

who are influencers or leaders are falling short and not being good role models by conforming to the global sexualization of

women

. If you are conservative and Christian, you know that you do not have to express yourself in a sexual way and you know that you are attractive by dressing well and feminine and you can be beautiful and modest at the same time men will respect you more and think of you much more than a simple sexual object for the gratification.

It is also good not to tempt your Christian brothers and make them stumble as conservative Christian women, let us always be an example for girls and young women by showing actions that are beliefs of faith and that do not fit the patterns of this fallen world, be the light , don't fall into the darkness. Marjorie Taylor green. I think she's just jealous, none of the men in town want to take her to see Beetlejuice. I don't know, but I love that the woman who looks like a high school linebacker and a dress tells other women to be feminine and this is good.

Also an hour before the mother of the clan published that she called to have the judge's clothes removed that she found Donald Trump in New York. The judge angaran he should be undressed. Yes, strip it and throw it away. You know, Marg. I think she's still working pretty hard. to be Trump's running mate even though he doesn't seem interested in she even followed him to South Carolina today, you can hear the excitement here in the crowd, they're clapping and they're excited to see the president coming, yeah they want. to see the president wants to be excited to see him coming, learned to speak English from Cookie Monster, meanwhile, Donald Donald Trump has been on the move, appeared at the national religious broadcasters International Christian Media convention and I like it when he introduces himself to religious events because he does such a good job of convincing the crowd, he is one of them, since you know, the left is trying to shame Christians, they are trying to shame us.

I am a very proud Christian, in fact I am sure he is. I mean, they can't get that guy out of the church. I don't know if Jay and Donald J. Trump represent Jesus, meanwhile, the clock is ticking because Trump owes the state of New York $454 million. Yesterday the judge rejected Trump's request to delay the appeals process, he wrote that you have failed to explain. much less justify any basis for a stay which is exactly what Trump says every time Don Jr wants to visit Maral Lago but hearing Trump say that our economy is a disaster and many people believe that even if it is not true the action The market had its best day in more than a year yesterday, today the Dow Jones reached a new all-time high, which makes life very difficult for Fox News.

They know Trump is always watching like Santa Claus, so they have to vacillate between telling us how devastating the offer is. The economy is for the economy and at the same time it informs what is really happening to what extent the Biden regime will allow our economy to fall before ruining each and every American. Meanwhile, we were looking at something you may have noticed in the corner of your screen here the Dow Jones has never been higher than this, it's a new record. Biden should not be taking a victory lap or even running for re-election because he has put a bullet in the head of the American dream as the US job market begins to function. this year red-hot employers added a surprising 353,000 jobs last month the economy is in an inflation nightmare 3.3% GDP growth in the fourth quarter an incredible gangbuster Last Friday's employment number inflation dropped sharply everything was better under Trump by every measure, every barometer the Dow closed at another all-time high, it's the seventh record of the year that's bringing back the Biden economy now, of course, I didn't have much to say because there's so little good news about the sharing economy, well, there is good news about the economy.

Brett I means inflation has actually moderated growth has been strong the stock market is hitting records it's like the Biden administration belching these statistics oh everything is great the economy is not only good it's great I think Fox might be bipolar you know the whole country could be bipolar We don't agree on anything anymore, even facts are now a matter of opinion. Everything is colored red or blue, so we decided to conduct a little social experiment. We're sending a camera crew to South Carolina ahead of tomorrow's primary. We asked people who. They identified

themselves

as Donald Trump supporters because of their opinion on some of Joe Biden's most controversial actions and quotes, but what we didn't tell them at first is that what we said wasn't about Joe Biden, it was actually about Donald Trump. do you mind?

If I ask you who you voted for in the last election Trump Trump, I'm going to guess she voted for Trump, says Donald Trump, do you mind if I ask you some questions about the things Biden has done in your and his administration? Can you give me your opinion on that? What did you think when Joe Biden suggested that he could be cured by shining a bright light on the body? It is very sad that Joe Biden is clearly a dementia patient who supposedly hit the body with tremendous impact. uh, whether it's ultraviolet or just a very powerful light, what do you think of Joe Biden saying that going through the '80s without contracting HIV was his own personal Vietnam again?

It is very sad about his mental capacity and that is a very uneducated statement, okay? I'm very sorry, that's not the case. I mixed up my notes. Can I ask you this question? We can start again? And I ask you: okay? What did you think when Donald Trump suggested that co could be cured by shining a bright light on the body? it depends on what technology is okay um what is broad spectrum because you know you have MRI machines and CT scan machines and infrared and different things so it just depends on the context of that.

What did you think of Donald Trump saying that going through the '80s without contracting HIV was his own Vietnam, a dementia patient, no, no, I don't believe that, there are accusations that Joe Biden cheated on his wife with a porn star after his son was born, and there is actually a tracking program on paper and he paid the sex worker $130,000 to keep quiet who did that Joe Jo Biden and he was making I think less than $100,000 a year at that time as a congressman, I mean senator and how do you do that, tell me, would you vote for anyone? that, of course, is not right, so Trump did do it.

Trump had an affair with Stormmy Daniels. $130,000 of silence. Yes, and you are voting for him. I am, my father also had affairs and I still respect him. How do you feel about Joe Biden using his bone? spurs to dodge Vietnam draft Joe Biden has a problem he's not an American he's not a patriot Sorry I asked you I said Biden and I met Trump so those were things Trump trumps yeah can I ask you? he asks again with the correct name. I'm so sorry, how do you feel about Donald Trump using his Bon first to dodge the Vietnam draft?

My brother-in-law had flat feet, so I'm sure you can't go to a military zone in Vietnam. area or any of the other areas with bad feet, you surely can't do the job. I agree and it actually affects the other soldiers and puts them in danger. Yeah, so no thanks everyone, the first flop clip with flat feet. Jesus, we are all in the.