Trump is DEFINITELY NOT WORRIED About CoronavirusMar 30, 2022
today is ash wednesday so you know if you see someone with ashes on their forehead today it means they went to church or if you're here in hollywood they put a joint in their face here are you giving up anything for the sake of it Lent, Jimmy? what is smoked wheat wheat yes, did you say wheat? the next 40 days pope francis has an idea the pope is encouraging us to stop insulting each other online he said lent is a time to give up useless words gossip rumors gossip and talk to god by his first name i am with him in everything but the gossip that I won't give up which led to the Pope choosing this particular topic, I mean maybe he was on Twitter and saw someone write that Pope Francis looks like Kermit the Frog or just looks like found out the pope is a virgin what a loser look how pope francis looks like a saint DJ Khaled please stop tweeting pope II DM him if you need to.
I hope the Pope didn't watch the debate last night because the Democrats got into a lot of gossip last night. it was a debate mess if you didn't see it this is what you missed watching the democratic debate right here on cbs i think senator kelly has a chance i really have everyone is fighting to have a say in you know by far these candidates is hour of desperation this was their last chance they are waving their hands in the air like they don't have medicare and somehow it helped the moderators keep moving forward some pre-discussion questions before we start saving time please answer by show of hand will you everyone understands great has everyone used the bathroom does anyone still need to use the bathroom okay does anyone want to tell Mayor Bloomberg fuck off and who ordered the pastrami the caviar mayonnaise this salad with a comb on it and there's a Klobuchar lastly is there anyone who you know you shouldn't be here thanks bye okay so mike bloomberg had a better performance than he did in the last debate and somehow managed to comprehend rar two commercials during debate Mike Bloomberg has now poured over half a billion dollars into his campaign and even if he doesn't win the nomination, he says he's prepared to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to help beat Trump, but Bernie Sanders says he doesn't want the money when asked by NBC news team sanders he said taking money from bloomberg is a hard no has any bernie sanders no ever been a soft no?
What if Birdie took like $300 million from Mike Bloomberg and hooked up with a stripper who dropped out and moved to the Cayman Islands? Wouldn't that be a great plot twist to all of this? Trump would be so jealous that this debate was all over the news nationally, but especially in South Carolina, and I want to congratulate Danielle Seat of the WM bf news team in Myrtle Beach, whose coverage of the debate made her the winner. this week's award for excellence in coverage of large televisions. Danielle Seat joins us live now from the Gilyard Center in Charleston with what we need to know before tonight good morning Danielle well all eyes will be on the debate according to Donald Trump it was Donald Trump the president watched the debates on his on the way home from india she's flying jetblue and they have the tv so this morning she did a two part review the second part said pocahontas was mean and undisciplined mostly pointing to crazy bernie and minnie mike they don't know how to handle her , but I know she's a chocker, she badmouthed Joker and put it in quotes, which I think means she was quoting her own misspelling from 2018 when she called Marco Rubio a choker or maybe she was joking, I don't know, and then and then the group Vice piled on the demo. crats Mike Pence was in Michigan last night at the big Keep America rally speaking to a group of farmers for whom he likened what's going on with the Democrats right now to a demolition derby. city ok so everyone with the most horrible cars in the city would drive them into the field and crash them into each other until only one was driving so now you have all these democrats with the most horrible ideas in politics crashing into each other yeah and eventually they'll still be a racer, but I think we all know how this is going to end.
There will be a monster truck with a t-shirt on its hood driving just what the country needs right now. A monster truck rolling over us. long live president truckasaurus and if the monster if the monster truck doesn't give us the
coronavirusis starting to make people nervous experts say this could be the fastest spreading virus from Asia since Gangnam sty which is scary sorry to have a local impact even the masked singer wears an extra mask now we do our show in the heart of hollywood and this is a place packed with the dirtiest superheroes from all over the world any neighborhood will You will spread the coronavirus. that is, we are in the first place Coronas onna right here, so health officials recommend that you avoid any kind of physical contact with other people.
They say that countries like Japan are less at risk because their traditional greeting is a bow and we, for whatever reason, are. sticking with the handshake is just, um, I'm done, I'm giving up the handshake for Lent because it doesn't mean I'm not going to be friendly, but actually, today I came with a virus-proof greeting called a patella hello and Guillermo and I will show you now, so let's say I've met on the street and I say hello, Guillermo, me and if you really like someone, yes, look, oh, there you go and everything. what you hear at the end of the day is make sure you wash your pants thats the president doing everything he can to calm the nerves of this nation this morning he tweeted to my fellow americans even though i know this is a difficult time, trust that your representatives in Washington are working around the clock with the best scientists in the world to protect you and your family from this terrible disease when we come together we are strong oh he didn't write that oh no he wrote this low fake news rating MS DNC and CNN are doing their best It is possible to make the misspelled coronavirus look as bad as possible including panicking markets if possible, likewise they are incompetent doing nothing.
Democratic comrades talk without action. the coronavirus is so skewed this is all part of him if you can't spell it you can't catch a campaign he's especially
worriedabout this not just because of the stock market which is ke and his reelection but also because he just got realizing how difficult it's going to be to eat a bacon cheeseburger through a face mask so today you held the press conference you again assure us you have this virus completely under control you made a rambling presentation today he of Of course, he congratulated himself on his action so far and downplayed the virus.
He said the flu kills a lot more people than the coronavirus, so I guess we shouldn't worry. I know alligators have killed more people too, but that doesn't mean we should. go jump into the swamp, he showed that less by saying that the United States ranks number 1 on a list of countries that are more prepared for this type of thing and then the president announced who he is going to put in charge of fighting this virus is really very expert in the field and what I've done is announce right now that I'm going to put our Vice President Mike Pence in charge.
It didn't seem like Pence didn't know that was going to happen. happens i hope t The virus doesn't spread by kissing ass because if so they got it wrong why is Mike Pence in charge what is his plan to stop the virus Withdrawal I think Trump might be trying to kill him I really do if you liked that video do click to subscribe and we'll be together until one of us dies
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