Trevor Noah - Some Languages Are Scary

thank you, thank you, lots of applause, this could be it, but thank you, thank you very much, thank you for coming, how is everyone tonight? good night everyone, as the French say, good night, no, it's Bonjour Bienvenue, yes, yes, I'm learning, I'm trying to practice my French another line Montreal probably has the sexiest border I've ever come to in my life yes, I didn't feel like I was being interrogated I felt like I was being flirted with I was very sexy and say what are you planning to do in Montreal I plan to stay that's what I'm doing French French the most romantic language in the world no other accent is romantic too but it's funny how every accent has its own connotation when speaking with a French accent, you are sexy, how are you ladies?

And then there are

some

accents that just don't have any sex appeal to them, like the Russian accent, there's nothing sexy about it, everything Russians say sounds dangerous and threatening, no matter what they say, because you got that thing, yeah, and the Russians have to kill, you're black, you destroy your family, even if the Russians said nice things, that still sounds dangerous, the furry rabbits and teddy bears of this little year, how is that weird thing like the Russian accent , it's like that and You know, the crazy thing about Russians is that everyone in the world is afraid of everyone, no matter where you go in the world.

You know the Russians are

scary

because they are the only country that makes America think before doing

some

thing. the world the United States acts when something happens when Russia does something we think about it yes, he saw everything that happened with that plane that was shot down the Malaysian flight the Ukrainian rebels shot at the plane the plane crashed you know the United States left Barack Obama I was stunned like we had to find out who did this. We are going to fall on them like an iron fist. We'll let you know what time it is.

I'm paraphrasing and then, and then, everyone found out. It was the Russians who supplied the Ukrainian rebels with the missile that shot down the plane and then suddenly Obama said, "Let's not look at the conclusions, we'll take our time and we won't point fingers, especially at the Russians." I'm going home now thank you very much this is something about good Russian actions those actions you know what's strange since I find the Russian accent terrifying but not the Russian language there is something stranger than ever certain

languages

​​I find certain accents terrifying that they throw out You know, for example, I find rabbit

scary

like language.

You know, he just has that thing. Hello many from little Chicago, a little long, but that could say anything. We're talking about Candy Crush, but that's because we. I've seen all those movies, all those TV shows, every time you see a rabbit, something bad happens a little bit, shukran, it's never something cool or sexy, you know, it's never like hello world, but it never is. The language is scary, but Russian, for some reason, I don't. I don't find it scary at all, yeah, I didn't realize that I was walking down the streets of New York and there was a Russian guy next to me who was walking, which means he was talking on the phone and it sounded like he was setting up a business drugs and So this guy is walking next to me and he's talking and he changed from Russian, he changed from English, the Russian English accent to Russian and I went from fear to whether it was the strangest thing I had ever seen.

He was on the phone and said, yeah, moving water. the guy has to be the troll watch okay you met him tell me after that you got the package we called but whatever listen black blood blood device not that i guess not yet this not It has to be that, not the book yet, not the doors, not today. the bootlicker Doge Denardis met the wooden Acadia, whose idea was the monopoly of the Raj nation for him and it was the craziest thing that ever went from being an international criminal to immigrants, it was the strangest thing, as if he was not afraid absolutely.

I'm not afraid. from the Russian language only the accent, in fact to me the Russian language sounds like someone is playing a vinyl backwards, that's all I hear, it sounds like someone took an English DJ and just said, yeah, yeah, like yes, yes, we. Go get it, don't worry, Vlad, the guy is good at being the real watch, okay, yeah, you bring the package, don't worry about it, after that you'll find, call me, okay, no, no, Vlad, Vlad , Vlad, yes, yes, yes, very kindly. took Nichkhun from the infection was English what are you saying? You understand that they write a lot in big a little bit in Russian that's what I'm hearing and if there are any Russians here tonight, I'm joking, please, I don't want to have problems after this show leaves the cinema Hello from the boy, well, You two came, did you hear WikiWiki make the game?

Thanks for coming tonight, we're going to have an amazing time.