"Bidding Farewell To Jacob Zuma!" - TREVOR NOAH (compilation from over the years)

that we were asking questions we saw Judas at the beginning it was almost as if Jacob soon informed us a puppy a puppy from the ANC when he makes that cake guys this is my puppet you Jacob Jacob took his puppy and on the carpets it was like oh, that's not it my problem, a good dog, puppies chewing our shoe tree, huh, shoes like, ha ha, that's not my problem, ha ha ha, well. dog now the puppies grew up fighting the owner they must have legs from a better man yes, let's go to what now the guys from the full-time project help me and we say that that is not our problem, have you seen our presidents, eh?

I've seen him lately, oh man, he's back, he's back and better than ever, you know, the last few months have been so exhausting for him, people fighting with him, Parliament shouting things at him, he's been stressed, sitting in a quiet corner to himself and then he found himself. He found out that he would pay absolutely nothing for the upgrades in Ganda and entered Parliament. A new man had a bounce in his step. Jacob 2.0. I mean, he still does the same things and makes the same mistakes, but now he has a certain level of panache. I saw him mess up a speech the other day, he stumbled over a word like he always does this time, although he frowned, he didn't stress, he just worked on it and so we can clearly see the pro pro pro armed threat. remedy pre-med mobile goal crazy crazy read read written it's a prayer lady mop marble read it a prayer lady meditated just got back and he handled it I love how he walked away and in the cutest moment they didn't even know what he was doing they just told them like it a little bit, almost like it's moving your brain to the other side of your head, like it knows when it's in the wrong place, it doesn't just shake it off and it comes back evenly. the way he handled the scandal was powerful, we thought for sure that ganja would be his downfall and yet Jacob Zuma took something so serious that he turned it into a joke and threw it in our faces.

Well, clearly we are living in a place where there is a poverty of politics, people ask questions, but they do not want answers, questions, more answers when investigated, ask questions, more answers than in Parliament to hear a point of order, a point of order, yes, I was a judge, wow who is this guy, huh, he shrugs his shoulders to avoid maneuvering, never mind the leg and the joke. I love the fact that he rolled his eyes, that blue mom. I've never seen Jacob Zuma today, he just looked over here, when did Jacob Zuma start rolling his eyes?

That's not something I do. Jacob Zuma no. Don't roll your eyes guys, in fact presidents don't roll their eyes, it's not a very presidential attitude in Parliament to roll your eyes at the opposition, even the most defiant rulers in the world don't roll their eyes blank when the UN tells the leader of North Korea to stop making nuclear weapons you don't see Kim Jong-un going oh whatever don't roll your eyes Jacob Zuma did it and he didn't do it with style I didn't want any way that he learned that like he learned it He's been doing this for a while, yeah, because you roll your eyes as part of an attitude.

You don't just roll your eyes if you roll your eyes, you have that sass, he, you know, he's doing more than that? Now I see. Jacob on a totally different night now I imagine him hanging out with the rest of the ANC comrades chatting about these problems president, they want to know where the money is, mr. President, wait, weren't my new coins like I was on a relic like alpha and OVA? They keep asking me. I mean, I'm literally dying now, I can take control. It's like that music. I already have a life just because you hang out with white girls.

I mean please what alpha is he doing and if it's him where did he learn that? Where do you learn to roll your eyes at that age? That's what I want to do, they're not your friends, they're not your colleagues, they're probably your children, yes, you. learns bad habits at home Jacob Zuma I probably learned it from one of these kids at home one of her daughters was maybe going out for a night with her friends when she was leaving Hey, when Dumba comes out, where are you going dressed like that? ? Tara told you I'm going out with my friends I'm going to a party first of all you're already at a party second of all no daughter of mine will dress like that go and change Oh Ted what are you doing you're killing me come on Why make the second dress?

Everyone, I'm old enough, yes, you will do what I tell you, as long as you live under my roof, which I have paid for with other people's madness, you will obey me, go and change, dad, come on, wait, doing this. everyone else dresses like that all other children are all other children my children you never know, yes, come on and imagine, don't come into this house with that attitude, go and change now whatever it is, haha, because that's what what did you just do. undo anything he doesn't lie to me I saw him you did something with your eyes he looked like the Undertaker but they came back what was that I rolled my eyes daddy girl it made me feel so insignificant what you did It made me feel like you didn't recognize the seriousness of this situation .

Can you teach me how to do that? Yeah it's easy, you just roll your eyes if someone says something you don't like, so you just like whatever it is, not dad. Wow, that's too much, that's too much, you gotta listen to it, you know, whatever, what an alpha, I think I got it, no you don't, what you wrote in your head, you're supposed to put your eyes on white and my eyes are where exactly and he was ready to roll baby and he did it, he walked right into Parliament, he shut it down, he turned charm into a joke, you can't pick up guns anymore, it's over now you say Canada in Parliament the People laugh at you, yes, immediately, what's going on in Concord? yeah, it's done, it's time, you know I love him so much, you know what I like most about this kind of stuff, a lot of people don't realize that Jacob Zuma was making a joke with marijuana, yeah, but what What was more interesting to me is the fact that he was making fun of you see my money the leader of the DEA a lot of people didn't understand this when he was doing the whole car yeah he's making fun of you see the model of my money look at English accents that's what What is Jacob Zuma doing?

Does he think that? Talk funny, that's priceless. Jacob Zuma sits in Parliament watching Muslim money talk and we would like to know about the allocation of funds, most especially with regards to the farm against, and where he says, hee hee hee, this guy talks so funny. car ha towards would you like some tea with your harvest hats Smash smash smash smash smash my marshmallow Jacob's yes I'm laughing that's just beautiful I don't know how much of this is true or not what I do know is if Jacob Zuma was allowing the Guptas controlled our country and elected our ministers, so it wasn't my president who was corrupt to me, it was the best to tell him what to do, it's like Julius said the Guptas were in his ear, all our laws were within his here all the time and you know the way Julius savatthi sounded amazing because as I understand the phrase when they leave they were in his ear but he said they were within his year it sounded like the cooking times were actually inside Jacob Zuma's ear, which actually If you think about it, what would happen if they were inside his ear all the time?

How do we know that every time Jacob Zuma spoke to us as a nation, he was actually telling us what the Guptas told him as he had done? one of those headphones they have on those hidden camera shows yeah, like I was there in Parliament outside Parliament there was a van with the Guptas sitting inside hello Jacob Jacob Jacob I've activated your earpiece you're going to repeat all that I'm telling you, okay , Jacob, Jacob, can you hear me? Jacob, can you read me? Raja Raja Raja no, no, it's not at all, this is not just a Jacob, I know who Kaz is, of course, I know who okay, let's make sure of all the levers. right Jacob one two one two one two okay what you want to do no no no no one two like three one two like ray one two like Ray okay I got you guys so I have to repeat everything you say yeah.

I'm going to repeat everything Jacob, okay, this is going to be very complicated. I try to listen as we talk, we understand Jacob, but do you know we have already made a plan? You and us, so he repeats everything I say. Alright. I will do that. He repeats everything and that's probably why things went wrong because I don't know if you've ever tried to listen to someone while you're talking to someone else, your mind gets stuck, yeah, that's why Jacob Zuma could never make a speech, not that he didn't. could. read, I couldn't listen, I couldn't listen and speak at the same time.

I used to look at it and think about what's going on in Jacob King's car. YouTube is dampening what's happening here. This is white. I must fall, but it turns out that he. He was listening the whole time he was in Parliament his name Jacob Zuma went up to the podium he was ready for the night everyone good night everyone proud South Africans proud South Africans and Indians especially and Indians especially we are doing well in this country doing well in this and also not listening to the new not listening to the newspaper the newspapers even though what they say although what they say is correct sometimes sometimes also there is no problem with the purposes there is no problem with the a and look that the membership is growing the membership is growing currently we have nine hundred and thirty-nine million three hundred and sixty thousand nine hundred and thirty-nine thousand oh no 39 million 39 39 million 60 62 and 62 no no no 39 309 million section three 319 didn't I say 900 900 million sixty sixty-two thousand sixty sixty and two thousand no Jacob you're missing the point points hundreds of millions million no Chico Chico commander listen appropriately listen appropriately listen listen appropriately listen appropriately without checking listen listen listen listen well nine hundred million nine hundred million come here give me a pen give me a picture a little ball no Chico Chico 100 million clay 39 39 39 million 666 Aleta 63,000 Oh what are you doing Jacob no man that was just a tickle in a cough, it was a church, okay, this is circulating out there Jacob abort abort Jacob abort hello robots were in your heard all the time I miss South Africa, man I miss it.

Now I see parliament again. I went directly to see the no vote. -confidence I was so stressed I don't know about you but I was so stressed I thought please please please don't let Zuma go please don't let go my core my jokes all my jokes please please please