Top 10 Most Hilarious Larry David Moments on Curb Your Enthusiasm

you know what you are you're a social killer Jesus I guess in a way I'm welcome to watch Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for Larry David's funniest and

most

painfully awkward interactions in Kirb,

your

enthusiasm

, it's a shame. She didn't know that her hair wasn't going to grow back, yeah, I mean, because she's a bright girl number 10. Larry orders a coffee. Shaq in this season 2 episode. Larry finds himself in a pickle after accidentally bumping into Shaquille O. 'Neal at a basketball game and injuring him oh my god, oh my god, you idiot what are you doing now while

most

of people would be mortified by such a mishap.

Larry being Larry enjoys his new social outcast status. Things get so bad that even Cheryl tries to avoid being seen. with him in public, but Larry insists on joining her for coffee and I'll have a vanilla coffee, one of those vanilla things, you know, whatever you want, a vanilla latte, some Kappa, you know, Whatever you have, I don't mind being faced with a complicated set of fancy coffee names, a confused Larry opts for a hodgepodge of everything, of course, ending up embarrassing Cheryl with her milk and coffee. Spiel prompting her to pack up and leave milk and coffee, who would have thought milk and coffee, oh my gosh, what drink do you want to have is milk and coffee mixed together number nine the sandwich switch Larry David's sandwich Larry's favorite deli Leo has given him the prestigious honor of having a sandwich named after him I want to thank you for hosting me on the board having my own sandwich Larry David sandwich look look how proud this puts him on par with people like Tom Hanks B Midler and his friend Ted Danwith There's Only One Problem Larry finds the sandwich ingredients completely repulsive naturally, sets his sights on Ted's sandwich being a much tastier option and tries to make a change with it.

I would like to eat my own sandwich. It would be fun to go with my dad and eat my own sandwich. You know, it's okay. Well, I mean, what's the harm really? yes, why not, no, fantastic, yes, yes, at first Ted considers the idea of ​​​​swapping, but upon discovering the disgusting contents of Larry's sandwich he becomes much more reluctant, needless to say this upsets Larry, who he becomes even more irritated because Jeff constantly reminds Ted how unappealing the sandwich is. ingredients what else is in it no seasonings cream cheese there's a little bit of cream cheese there are capers there might be some capers there I'm not sure if you don't like it you can ignore it that's no big deal number eight Jerry Duty the carpool lane, few among us would take the opportunity to sitting on a jury and Larry David is certainly not one of those few who have a hard time getting out of these things.

I don't know what I'm going to have to invent something. It would help if they made me a foreman, but yeah, I don't. I don't think you can choose. I can't serve in any other way and that's not going to work, but most people would offer legitimate excuses to get out. On jury duty, Larry decides to wear his Seinfeld jacket based on his apparent disdain for Hollywood types, however, once he arrives at court and discovers that the defendant is African-American, he changes the subject and instead claims to be racist. Is there any reason you can think of? that he could not decide this case in a fair and impartial manner.

I don't know if I could be impartial. Mr. Condon, unsurprisingly, this plan backfired spectacularly later in the episode. Luckily for Larry, he saved him thanks to Mona's presence, sex. worker whose stash of tasks previously sent him into a spiral of deep existential crisis what are you looking at do you see something huh what did I do what did you do you know what you did you don't do anything if you want me to do something just tell me the number 7 Locked Out of Heaven in the end it's okay It's known by now that almost no one can tolerate Larry David and his antics, not his wife, not his friends and apparently not even the celestial beings in the season 5 finale.

Larry dies after giving his kidney to Richard Lewis. and ascends to heaven where he meets his guardian angels you, you, have been close to me my whole life oh yeah, you were at the spin the bottle party when I ran out when I was 12 because I was there while Larry speaks proudly from his supposedly excellent DVD storage system Sparks flies between him and the angels and not the celestial kind, that's right. I have a system. I take the DVD cover and place it on top of the DVD. Exactly, that is not a system. Oh, it's like that.

Only Larry could trigger such an exploitation-filled angelic crisis. After a brief discussion that the verdict from above is not favorable, the angels decide that Larry's antics aren't exactly heaven material and quickly toss him back to earth. Earth, come on, that's not fair, bye, Larry, bye, Larry, give me another one. opportunity wait wait I like it here number six Larry has a rash the table read during the Seinfeld reunion table read Larry meets a young fan who he discovers has a rash on her private parts it's late to return from lunch so I have to take Emma to the doctor oh really mhm oh is that okay?

Yes, he just has a rash, however, when he tells her this information, the girl's mother uses a dirty word, although Larry initially backtracks and ends up adopting the term much to the horror of those around him. For him, this new vocabulary gets him into trouble when he visits the hospital after developing a rash of his own. First it was on my back, now it's on my neck, it's on my arm, now it's on my hands, fingers, yes, I could see that right there when he asked me. Dr. Larry's explanation is not technically accurate and innocent and paints it in a light.

Pretty unpleasant light, as expected, the doctor jumps to conclusions, labeling Larry as a potential predator and appropriately calling the police, if I have another patient to check on, I'll be right back, okay, don. I won't tell

your

mother. , but I bought you another call to the police number five, the answering machine message, the baptism, some of the funniest

moments

in KB. Your

enthusiasm

comes from the banter between Larry and his friend the comedian Richard Lewis, oh God, I hate doing this because you know you always always take it the wrong way, you've taken everything the wrong way since I've known you, this one deserves a special mention for turning such a thing trivial in a full-blown dispute Richard claims Larry stole his outgoing message for his answering machine a claim the ladder vehemently denies you don't even know what you're talking about you're my same answering machine outgoing message and it's a mistake that's my message Larry argues that he wrote the message seven years earlier.

Richard shoots back claiming he did it 7 and a half years earlier and then tries to play the pity card, they go around in circles until Larry finally gives up and changes his message. Hello, we are not here, please leave a message in the tone, thank you. Fantastic, what's up? wrong about that what's wrong is because it's not fair at least uh it's an admission of guilt it's not an admission of guilt but make no mistake this is not an admission of guilt Larry is just flexing his big expansive muscles number four Larry steals a doll doll head not many of us would cut a girl doll's hair even if we were asked, but not many of us are Larry David, why did you cut it, ha, are you cutting?

H, he cut it right, she asked me, she asked. She asked me to cut her hair after ruining the doll that belongs to a network executive's daughter. Larry opts for a quick fix from Jeff's children's collection. Luckily, they find the exact doll, but when Susie almost catches them, Larry stuffs the doll's head into his pants and does something. Give me this, Jeffrey, I saw your car, not exactly grown man behavior, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures, right? Larry pulls the same trick later in a movie theater, this time trying to hide a water bottle, but things get awkward when he does it. hugged by the same girl whose doll he destroyed, leading to a very awkward moment, mommy, mommy, that Bowman is in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants, felony number three, trick or treat, trick or treat.

Have you ever wondered what the limit is for trick-or-treating? -treat right according to Larry David is sometime before age 16 when two free teenagers show up at his house on Halloween demanding candy. Larry questions their motives and refuses to please them. I don't, no, no, I don't think so. So are you kidding me? It's Halloween, yeah, I know, yeah, that doesn't mean you have the right to go to people's houses and build them out of candy. The girls argue and HL insults him right before he slams the door in their faces. Fast forward to the next morning and the vengeful teens show Larry the trick side of Halloween.

Those girls, yeah, yeah, why would they do something like that? Because I didn't give him candy, that's why they put toilet paper in his house and spray paint what he considers. hate speech on his doorstep, I'm sure the disaster could have been avoided if he had just given them the candy, but then what has to be some kind of C off? Shouldn't there be for Halloween? What's up with you and your cuts and your Shouldn't there be and should there be who cares? There will be 40 trick-or-treaters at 40. Can they? I have free candy. I am 40 years old.

I want free candy. A parade of 30 40-year-olds. Don't ask for sweets. In Larry's number two watch, Sophie's Choice Palestinian Chicken, the episode Palestinian Chicken is a fan favorite, even earning a shout-out from real-life Larry David in the episode Larry becomes a social assassin when he's essentially hired to tell his friend's wife to stop saying LOL LOL LOL. You like saying that, don't you? It's nice, right, no, no, nothing, really, what do you mean? I mean, if you're going to laugh out loud, why don't you laugh out loud? Why say it? Why not just laugh? I'm laughing.

He then finds himself in a dilemma after discovering a new Palestinian chicken restaurant where he is attracted to a woman named Shara. His affair begins when Shara witnesses a fight between Larry and Marty. I won't, don't you dare go. after me don't reach for that never touch that don't ever grab my and things escalate when the Palestinian restaurant opens a branch next to a Jewish deli, prompting Larry's friends to join a planned protest caught in the chaos. Larry faces a tough decision amid opportunities from Marty and Suie on one side and tempting offers from Shara on the other before revealing our top pick.

Here are some honorable mentions. Larry refuses Ted Danson's cake. Denise handicapped a nice gesture that turns into a shouting match between Larry and Tech, I don't have to take a bite just because you guys want me to, okay, have a bite of the pie. I'm going to get this out of the way for you. Sorry, I'm just going to take it, leave the cake, leave the cake, no, no, take it, popcorn dilemma. Periscope. Larry gets into a fight with an inventor after refusing to let his wife hold her popcorn. Why don't you want me to hold the popcorn?

Because obviously there is a problem with maintaining the there is not a small problem Larry the failed car salesman the car salesman with no marketing skills Larry as expected fails to sell a single car is there anyone else who can help me with this car? Look sir, it's me Sorry, thank you, I'm not really interested in buying today, okay, what are you doing? Chat Judge Judy appearance the huller Larry drags Mrs. Shapiro to the court reality show after she steals his plant yes fil filtered yes it's filtered I'm Sorry, that's not filtered water, don't drink it, don't drink it, leave it, what do you put in it without filtering?

W tap water on the floor of the table, that's it, I'm done with the book Freak The book Freak Larry gives Ted an inappropriate coffee table book and interrupts his party while he's reading it Le through him, huh, You love it? Well thanks Larry, thank you very much, you're welcome, it's a great coffee table book before we continue, make sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to receive notifications about our latest videos, you have the option to receive notifications for occasional videos or all of them, if you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and turn on notifications number one.

Larry respects Wood Seinfeld and possibly divorce. Larry David's funniest moment is one that actually spans two seasons and begins in the Season 7 finale when Julia Louie Drus blames Larry for a ring stain on her family's old wooden table. Go ahead, no, no, but you were here, yes, I know, but the glass never left my hand. When I'm in social situations I always hold my glass, it makes me feel comfortable and safe and I don't have to shake it. Hands flatly denies it proclaiming his deep respect for the wood despite being innocent Larry launches a mission to find the wood disrespecting the culprit if you didn't do it who did it you're the piece you're the person I'm going to find I'll find out and drag him out that person by the hair and I will take them to your dressing room.

This goes parallel tohis quest to win Cheryl back, which he almost succeeds just as they are about to reconcile. Larry realizes that she was Cheryl. who left the dreaded ring stain and immediately calls Julia with the Revelation. I would love for you to call Julia and tell her you left the stain on the ring. I won't call Chia, yeah, just tell her it was you who left the stain. at the front desk wait a second, I'm not doing that, come on, I'm not, no, I want you to talk to this, this extends to the season 8 premiere where Cheryl storms out effectively burying any hope of rekindling their Romance.

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