Larry David vs The World - Part 7

rear, it has been contaminated, it has been contaminated exactly. I see exactly what I can do for you. I'll tell you what you can do. I am here to serve you, what can I do? Why don't you buy me a new pen? It would be nice, that's fair, that's good, that's right, would you do that for me, for yourself, anything, thank you. pleasure hey mission accomplished what is this? a pen yes, it is a pen, you are right about that, yes I am sir, it is not the pen I gave you, this is not a replacement for the pen, it is just giving me another pen, no you didn't let's say, get the same pen, you said you need to replace the pen, it's not a lesser eye for an eye, okay, it's an eye for an eye, it's not an eye that doesn't see very well, using your metaphor, no, they both see exactly the same. pen that I have in my possession writes uhhuh in blue ink this pen writes in blue ink exactly the same it's the same eye this pen is almost blind compared to my pen don't believe me it's her it's the truth it's not the pen I gave you she asked me to replace the pen you didn't replace the pen I replaced it you didn't replace it you have a pen There's no replacement that's your pen you watch Wizards of Waverly Place okay that's it that's it no I don't watch Wizards of Waverly Place why did you yell at Emma ?

Yes, I yell at Emma. Yes, you did it. You sent him a text message with all caps and lots of exclamation points. That's not yelling, yes, no. I was being emphatic. She wasn't screaming. What were you thinking? I was thinking maybe I can stop texting me, Larry, I need you to do this right, okay, okay, I'll do it right, okay, okay, let's have lunch at 1:00. I want you to be there, pretend it was your idea, okay, you'll take us to lunch. I think it would be very nice if you took her to lunch, you will bring her a little gift, we have to go to lunch, yes, 1:00 lunch, okay, snack, upstairs, some milk. and cookies or something, what are you doing, you'll get that, oh yeah, uh, oh, yeah, minute M David, how are you?

How wonderful to see you. I'll be fine, oh my god yeah, what did my $20 cost me? Are you kidding? He took your money. extend your hand you mean what do you think he was tipping her? Are you crazy? I hope you enjoy everything if you need anything call me Mr. David. Are you not satisfied with the table? Ok, I see your problem here yesterday in the new position. They took $20 from my hand no, you gave it to me I gave it to you where why why would I give you $20 I guess it's for the other day the wi for dinner service I already paid you for that service but why were you giving it to me ?

I wasn't giving it to you, why else would I have it? What was the $20 doing in my hand? You think I was waiting for you to come. I have no idea it was 19 CU. using it to pay for a magazine, can't you understand that that money you took out of my hands is the money I would have put in your hands right now if it weren't for the fact that you took it, so let's consider even me? I gave you $20 yesterday and you're not getting a cent more, okay? B. I understand that you were a little upset that I didn't tip you for taking the jumpers to the office.

It's true. I'm not upset, but I'm a little disappointed in my work. I asked you to do me a favor. That's a favor. Yes, you are a tip for a favor. If you asked me to do you a favor, I would say yes. I wouldn't expect money. in return I would do it out of the goodness of my heart you would really do me a favor out of the goodness of your heart yes of course I would I will tell you what you are doing me a favor and we are eating what is the Please go to West Hollywood just give it Go back to my brother's cafe and pick up my coffee order for tomorrow.

Well, Jo, that's crazy. Hollywood is in the exact opposite direction from where I live. Don't do me a favor, then we have nothing to talk about. Now go away. from my car you said you would do me a favor now do me a favor you have a chance to pick up those beans I have very little coffee you know I went and there was a lot of traffic and I got stuck in traffic and when I got there I went there the store was closed, so I couldn't get them, so you didn't get the beans, no, I didn't get the beans, so you didn't do me the favor.

I tried to do you a favor I tried to do you a favor What are you talking about? No, an attempt is not a favor, what is a favor, it is a favor, it is as good as the favor, the effort was there, well, what did you come for? Although hey, the store was closed, driving to a coffee shop is not a favor. Where did I bring the jumper cables halfway to your office or your mocha office? Joe has nothing to show for your supposed favor. I know you have jumper cables, what do you have? he has exactly he has a guy who has a story about traffic thanks Jer, you're welcome mocho come on, I did a lot to mochacho mochacho he doesn't need people driving for him he needs coffee no matter what happens eat for effort Jerry eats for effort you think about that e for effort f please C for coffee Larry what do you want to do I'll play George what I'll play George I'll play George what yes I can do it we'll play what George's Butler, what do you mean no, I'll play George Castanza?

I can do it, I know I can, I wrote it uh, the characters based on me were two Darrens, yeah, a Charmed One, no one liked that second Darren, I didn't care about the second Daren. but you bought it, oh God, do you understand what this iconic television is here, that's an icon, he's an icon, she's an icon, he was an icon, the midday icon, there's no John Paul George and Larry, no It's what they want, what are we going to do?