There Are Too Many Christmas Movies

Hello guys, Merry Christmas. Hello, I have a question for you: what two things do the following sentences have in common? That's right, not only are vignettes used to describe the plot of a very strange dream I had last night, but there are also real names from Watch the Real Movies. I love Christmas, that's why we put up our tree on November 15th, but I will say that it sucks that my favorite holiday is always associated with something called Santa Claus with muscles, it's absurd, but the reason

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like this exist and why . They all have such ridiculous titles, it's because we've simply run out of Christmas

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If you can think of any holiday-related plot right now, come up with a title and I promise that movie already exists, like you might want to. kind of like instead of being home for the holidays, it's being homeless for the holidays, right, a guy maybe gets laid off from his job and is worried about losing his house, but through the magic of Christmas, oh , there it did, well what if instead it was These Twins Are Right, and one of them is a princess, obviously, and the other is a baker, but through the magic of Christmas, seriously Oh wait, I have one, a postal worker, yes I know, I thought that sounded familiar, nowhere is the overabundance of Christmas. films more frequently than on the various distinctive channels, that's right, there are three, but we're currently in the middle of their annual countdown to Christmas, where they release a new movie every day even though you can only watch one distinctive Christmas movie. over and over again and it would be the same experience, but you know, it doesn't matter what I think about these movies because they are a gold mine for Hallmark.

I read somewhere that they generate around 500 million dollars every year just by starting them. It really is a content factory and normally you would look at a process like this and think that something mass produced would result in a lack of quality, but strangely it doesn't seem to matter with the distinctive films you see, unlike other films. Christmas movies don't necessarily have to be good for people to enjoy them, they just have to make you feel good, they just have to feel like Christmas and it seems like for a lot of people all you need to accomplish is having lead actors who meet the threshold to be love interest and a random small town that's all Mark Baby, the signature movie trend is so crazy that they now make fantasy leagues that you know as fantasy football, but instead of drafting NFL players, you draft and this is real.

A Christmas movie team's goal is to choose the movies that are seen the most and apparently take first place. I'm going to be hard pressed to narrow it down here there's a lot to choose from you have a white couple in front of the Christmas tree white couple in front of the Christmas tree and of course white couple in front of the Christmas tree. I like how they've completely given up on even trying to make these movies look different. Alright guys, listen to me. I was thinking for the poster, we have the guy. She wears green, the girl feels very good with my team.

I think I'll give double points to the shoe movie because there's Candace Cameron and she's like the queen of signature movies. I hope it can be this other boy. He has Patrick Mahomes on his team. So I have to be a difficult opponent, but I think I can get ahead. I also just realized that I'm six weeks late for this, so even if I pick perfectly, I don't think I'll be able to catch Buster. to win early, you know what I'm going to say, although it's a great thing they did. I'm not going to lie, it's incredibly silly, but it's a pretty clever way to get people invested in these movies.

This incentivizes people who are already fans of these movies to have the Hallmark Channel 24/7, there's a cash prize involved, and they do things like this pretty regularly earlier this year. I remember Amanda telling me about her March Madness tournament where you could complete it and vote for the best signature movie of all time, in fact, it was nice to complete one myself where I found out that Billy Ray Cyrus has been and not once but twice distinctive movies, the first one that came out in 2009 is actually a nice well-received movie that tried to address themes like race relations and maintaining friendships through adversity and then the second one is about Billy Ray Cyrus falling in love with his son's doctor .

The other thing I learned while participating in this tournament is that horror games are a lot of fun, so I decided to make my own, that's right, honey, it's this movie, the game, America's most beloved game show , which premieres today for the first time, as always. Today I'm joined by my lovely wife Amanda. Amanda word on the street is that you just agree. To do this because I'm taking you to the airport later, would you mind commenting on that, yeah, okay, that's what I thought. Okay, that's how this game works, very simple. I'll give you two movies, one of them is real.

I made up that if you find someone who is fake you get one point, but if you guess wrong I get a hundred points and there are only four questions so you really don't want to get it wrong, it will be practically impossible to catch up. Bonus, yes, worth a point too. They're going to start out pretty easy, but they get a little harder as you go, so let's start round 1, question 1, which one of these is the fake snow bride? A tabloid reporter lies to get invited. to a family's Christmas celebrations and then feels bad after falling in love with one of them or is it Snow White, a tabloid journalist lies to get invited to a Christmas party thrown by seven polygamous dwarfs and then marries all but one, I told him. .

These start out easy and get harder. Final answer Snow White, yes, you are right, it was easy. Any guesses as to which of the seven she didn't marry. Okay, that one was easy this time, we'll do sequels. Which? one of these is fake, it's a Christmas story, or Santa Paws 3, the pups return, the Christmas story is a classic, I don't think they made a second one, yes they made a sequel, so that's your answer final, yes, they did, they made a Christmas story. tuning in yes, in 2012 30 years after all, still beautiful, he is older, yes, but he is still a child, no, they did it with a lot of different people and no one saw it and the people who saw it didn't like it, he has like a 37 in running tomatoes so hard to break misunderstanding the second question because as I said they only get more difficult from here the third round has three options the real one is false which of these I invented was ringing my bells a box office error obscene where Rob Schneider falls in love with a New York receptionist is an elf man a superhero movie where an elf saves a scientist from evildoers or is Santa Claus against the devil a title so self-explanatory that I won't explain it well, I'll give it to you , that one, I will reduce it to two Santa Clauses against the devil.

It's a real movie. It came out in the '50s. Oh, is it Jingle My Bells or Elf Man? Which one did I invent? What year was Jingle My Bells? t I think early 2000 and how much did you win what was your budget and was it real the score is two two hundreds unfortunately it's because of the rules of the game okay final round this is kind of a bonus round but actually not because there is no added advantage, it's just different because these are not Christmas movies, they are just several productions made by marvista entertainment, who is behind Christmas mail, our favorite movie of all time, again, there are three, which one of these did I invent?

Is it Avalanche Sharks? is a movie about a bikini contest that is interrupted by an avalanche of sharks is skate boy a short-lived animated series about a young skateboarder who finds a magic flute that unleashes an evil ancient Chinese magician or is dog B the B is the short for boogie it's called doggie boogie can you arrange a live action movie about dogs dancing one of them snake one of them is big can we see the other two? Do you want me to show you the trailer for the two that are real like the shark I have? a lanch, it's fake, you think I made up a movie about a bikini contest that is interrupted by an avalanche of sharks, but that's your answer, you can even reverse the psychology.

I'm just giving you some good old fashioned psychology, escape as much as you need. I think I made something up involving an evil Chinese magician. Well, first, my final answer. Hi Blanche, sharks, yes, sorry, that's a trick question. They are all real. I know. I mean, I expected to be down three to zero at this point, so I wanted to. To cheat to get the win, but it wasn't necessary. 202 is the final score. Do you want to see the trailer for Doggy B. Thank you so much for coming to the show this year, Amanda, you'll be back next year, maybe that'll be okay.

As always, here at Christmas Movie, the game would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Christmas. Okay, let's make fun of some dumb movies. I will say it wasn't as easy to find some good ones as it was last year. Last Christmas I didn't look for a movie to make a video about, we just found the Christmas mail and it was so crazy I had to make a video about it. I've never reviewed a movie on my channel before, but as soon as I saw it and it was like, of course, I'm going to make fun of this this year.

It has been a completely different story. So far I've spent most of December watching several signature movies and Marvista movies and straight-to-DVD movies, but almost every time. it just goes like this, yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus, what a fun title, this should be good. The thing is, there's no shortage of bad movies, and boy, I've seen my fair share of them, but a bad movie isn't necessarily interesting. Because it's bad, there has to be a certain quality that draws you in despite its flaws, so it's been a little difficult for me to find the perfect bad Christmas movie, but I'll talk about these two, my dad is Scrooge. and Cupid's Christmas Arrow, let's start with dad, this movie has everything, painfully bad child actors, I'm a boy, the voice talent of Napoleon Dynamite and of course talking animals, that's where the babies come from, but the First strange scene of this movie is when these four bullies enter a church to make fun of this kid for being in a toothpaste commercial.

He's the big Hollywood star. How about his autograph, Ollie? His name is Allie so they call him Ali, it was just mermaid wood. I don't think I understand their motive here, like I know sometimes kids are just bad and that's all, but they're such a loser, they paid you to be on TV, you idiot, didn't we come home and meet the titular dad of Scrooge, what practically can it be? summed up in this line, it's Christmas, no it's Wednesday, what a wild dad lives up to his name when he forecloses on this old couples farm just before Christmas, in front of his kids, who don't seem to care, so his children are easy.

Well, it's pretty obvious that they're setting him up for a Redemption arc here, which is a little flawed because I already hate this guy. I don't even want to see him get better. I want him to lose custody of his children. I think everyone would be better off, so anyway all the farm animals start talking now for some reason and the plot finally starts when they give this book to the kids. I guess they don't give them the book, they just say here. you go and then the book falls on the bed, you can tell it's a Christmas carol, which is funny that they gave it to him because that's what this movie is, it's just a copy of that, but with the talking flame, it's fun. but this movie has some comedy at the beginning of the dog accident, he convinces this guy that he's a ghost and he just believes him, believes the dog and so on for the rest of the movie and presumably for the rest of his life , he thinks he's dead, he thinks no one can see him and he's just trapped in a strange afterlife, which is kind of like where do you think?

They did that to him. They kind of ruined his life, but that leads to some pretty silly moments. Ghosts. massage right now anyway they do the whole ghost of

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past thing and the dad starts to transform a little bit but not really and then there's this scene where he's talking to the mom and you're supposed to think oh this is cute, them. you're flirting maybe you'll get back together but it's very awkward you're a crazy person that's how crazy people start you're crazy don't touch me I don't think I understand the next scene it's like that little girl flirting with a goat your tail fell off Thank you, okay calm down it's just a queue okay no I'm already out of time for Christmas Cupid's Arrow so this movie is about a dating app called Cupid's Arrow and it's Christmas so Cupid's Arrow Christmas that's how they came up with the title, you always know a movie is going to be good when there are like nine different production companies involved in ITN distribution and also the wonderful movie and the lighthouse pictures of course oh andcivic entertainment.

She spells movies, free dolphin entertainment, what's going on? The main woman's friend is trying to get her to find a boyfriend so she sets him up on this dating site to get a couple of matches and there's a montage of her going on dates with three of them and there's no subtlety in it. this. movie like these three guys are over the top, horrible, do you mind if I use this? I just wanted to make sure you could afford it. You're paying for this well because I'm a bad guy. They paid me for it. Again we have come across intrapreneur six seven transporting two orcs of pipe and carbon.

I like the motorcycle. I care about all of that because the real star of the movie is this guy. This is a really cool scene when we meet his daughter. What's okay, where did you hear that phone booth? Oh she told you about Davis, he smells like he's a dad, what idiot do you ask about dating? A date is when two adults go out and have fun together, yeah, yeah, the movie, yeah, it can't go on. advice no, I'm not dating right now I won't because I already have a brain ready for you don't worry I'm almost done this is the last thing I'm going to show you this is what he did I want to talk about this movie, this awkward exchange between that boy and the girl from before.

They both work at the same school and know each other, but it really kicks into high gear when they find out they're the only two people in this. party planning committee just us I didn't try it and noticed it was formal but not black tie because that way women don't feel obligated to wear long dresses, it's fun to wear something short, yeah I would always put it on the side. of wearing something shorter is opposed to longer, yes, yes, I think I like the skirt, it's scary, tell me a bad Christmas song, just having a wonderful Christmas, my Paul McCartney, worst song of all time, okay , first of all, Sir Paul McCardle, gets a pass, he wrote yesterday, all sins. they're forgiven no they didn't John wrote yesterday this fall it's okay I'm Paul and I feel so sad don't you know we're going to have to agree to disagree it's okay it's this flirting I'm almost there percent I'm sure this whole scene was improvised because who would write this?

Sorry, I'm just doing this for reference, so yes, I've seen the movie. Did you read the book? Yes, yes, when I was a child. Yes Yes. I read a couple of his books. which Oh, like all of them twice, you know he's the reason I read as a kid he was like everything yeah, we totally owned him Stephen King is the reason you read as a kid which kid is reading the books by Stephen King all twice, okay, I'm not going to bore you with the rest of the movie, it's not good and I don't think I can watch another second of it.

I think my personal journey was taken this month through dozens of hammy Christmas movies only to determine that these two are the best I could find, more than anything else it made me realize how special Christmas mail is. It's the kind of thing that only comes once in a lifetime. It is important that we take advantage of it and celebrate the joy that it is. He brought us all over and we re-watched my video and I think ultimately, while the stories of unexpected love and rekindling of family bonds are nice to me, they just don't capture the true essence of Christmas consumerism, which is why which today's video is sponsored by Ricky.

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