Netflix's Awful Christmas Movies

which I didn't expect to be a random post-credits scene. you really are a handsome young gentleman so jeffrey alexander edward lyons at your service oh the old hag is added again are they hinting at a sequel? There will be like a whole wonderful universe of knights sent in the future, only they all go to Vanessa Hudgens and she's like guys, I'm taken, you should know it was your brother, I give him this movie and these crazy people before I unsubscribe, just I want to touch on one last movie called Holiday, starring Emma Watson, it just came out, Amanda and I.

I watched the whole thing and I don't really have anything funny to say about it, I just need to rant about it for a second because this movie pissed us off so much so the premise is that Emma Watson is tired of her family judging her when Ella comes home without a boyfriend every Christmas, so she meets a boy who likes to live in the mall and they decide that he will pretend to be her boyfriend only during the holidays, so her mother gets upset, here's the problem, although her mother he doesn't like her, he still spends the rest of the movie trying to set her up with someone else and they also go on vacation, not even in front of her family, which I thought was the whole point, so at this point they're just friends with benefits except without the benefits and they aren't friends either and I'm sure you can see where this is going, they eventually start to like each other but don't want to. admit that they like each other and that's like the main conflict of the movie emma watson also shits her pants on halloween because her aunt accidentally gave her laxatives instead of advil, you know when you bring a giant bottle of laxatives to a halloween party just in case you decide it's time to have diarrhea in public.

I haven't pooped in almost 15 minutes. I must be constipated. So on Thanksgiving, this random guy walks up and immediately tries to eat the turkey out of the oven with his hands. The turkey is clearly ready. yeah but they put it back in the oven and surprise, surprise, they burned all the food, so emma has to go to the store that's open on thanksgiving and she's buying waffles for some reason and ryan gosling is there and then she comes home and It's dark outside so she was out all day while everyone was waiting and everyone started fighting and then this guy has a heart attack so they go to the hospital where I'm sorry I was out of breath, where the aunt tells the doctor that she. she loves him and then they kiss also Emma's sister cheats on her husband with King Batch and they use him as a catalyst to fix their broken relationship.

No, this poor guy who doesn't have time for her anymore because he's too busy being her only one. to take care of her four kids they trick her with a star vine which yeah I know is kind of her own rose and she's like an oopsies and everything's fine no those people suck none of them deserve a happy ending and why the hell? They spend a lot of time at the mall no one goes to the mall anymore. I guess what I'm trying to say is that Netflix tries harder. Christmas is good. Christmas

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I know you can do good things. I saw the chess program that I liked. Weird kids put some of that effort into a Christmas movie that doesn't suck and then maybe I won't have to go see it forever. What are you working on now? You know, thinking about it, I don't think I will. Be celebrating Christmas more, don't come back to me, skip to commercial. Hi, I'm soaked and I want to tell you about today's sponsor, expressvpn. This holiday season, you deserve to see a good Christmas movie and, as we talked about American. Netflix's library just isn't enough, but you don't have to hop on a submarine and escape the country just so you can watch something else.

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