The Sea Monsters of YouTube - H3H3

Today I bring you a very special video. I wasn't planning on making this video. In fact, I was working on another one until I saw this video on Twitter. Court! Hmm. Now, this video, when I saw it, I said to myself: "This is an abomination, against life." "Oh my God, guys. Look." "Yuck." "Look at this claw..." I felt sick to my stomach. I mean, my God. She is like a sea monster. I mean, people complain that marine life in the ocean is in danger. She's the... she's the main culprit. How do you cook a lobster that big, where they cook it in the bathtub?

Is it even cooked? Can you take a bigger bite? Mmm Like he's checking how big it is. *visible disgust* Is this a weird fetish? Yes. This is repulsive, my God, you guys look like this! look at this claw oh my god look at this claw this is so big mm mm please kill me so this is eating with Q this video has 1.7 million views as of four months ago And that's not an uncommon number of views for she. Let's watch HELLOOOOOO Welcome back to another video witch girl Q It looks like a Thanksgiving dinner where I had diarrhea.

It's all covered in nasty shit. And then that bucket of sauce like these women can't get enough sauce. Sorry, there's nothing pretty about what you're about to do, ma'am. - I missed you a lot. If this is your first time visiting the channel, hello, my name is Que. -Her makeup is pretty accurate, right? Yes, I mean she looks fabulous but everything is going to get dirty. That's part of the fetish, right? It's just that she looks fabulous. She's like her makeup, her hair, her nails, everything is perfect. And then in the course of the video. You will find that everything is destroyed.

You basically look like you just vomited and shit on the table, Cutie Ques. Hello, my beautiful Ques today. I'm going to take a huge shit in my own mouth HE-EY! I would love to have you as one of my pretty Ques if you could hit the subscribe button below. Notifications on so you're reminded every time I post a new video so you're reminded every time I come here and decimate an entire world. population of an animal and be sure to hit subscribe so you can track along with the World Health Organization every time that animal species is endangered when I make a new video.

Today we are making a requested video, they asked me to make Shrimp, corn. , potatoes and sausages. And eggs. - Dude, there's a guy at home who requested that and was like, YEAH, SHE PICKED MINE. That's such a specific request, well here's the strange thing about your videos that I noticed in the comments. They're not creepy guys like you might expect. There are a group of other women who are hungry. They are hungry. All that food looks so big and juicy and succulent and then drooling faces. These are women who want to eat. -So what's with all that moaning?

I don't know but they love it. Dude, she destroyed that plate. My God. She ate all of that. She didn't touch the eggs, although I'm looking at you. The guy at home says I ordered the eggs for a reason and he still hasn't been able to crack a nut because he's waiting to dig out one of those eggs. You have to try it with eggs too, how good. Dude, I went crazy to finally get that egg, bro, that's so gross. You don't need to dip the egg in the sauce, for God's sake. The way she chews the egg. - Okay, enough of this video.

But I went down the rabbit hole and discovered that there is a whole genre of sea

monsters

on YouTube. Yeah. So she's not even the big sea monster mom really? No. She is basic level. Well. She is following in the footsteps of the great, the greatest of all time, the greatest she has ever done it: bloveslife. She has 1.5 million subscribers and has amazing views. Take a look at the bumps. Queen, this bad boy. Right here, here. It's huge. Y'all, it's huge, it's huge, so I'm going to pray and we'll eat. Celestial father. In the name of Jesus I thank you for this food that I am about to receive and the name of Jesus.

I ask you amen Beloved. This is Jesus talking I'm in heaven retching right? You actually dip a whole LOBSTER in butter sauce. What the hell happens to you? Damn, love. You really need to get your shit together. I see it. Ooh, that's so much crab meat, look at all that stuff there. Yeah, and I got that dipping sauce first. Bloveslife is on another level; she literally has another camera on the top left so you can get another angle. By the way, the angle is not that different from the original angle. Yes. - It's very similar! It's just that you can, you can see the lobster, the waste of life that is this poor lobster put on this table a little better.

I like that she is sitting in the ocean. It seems like a threat to the ocean. - Yes. Yes. You better keep bringing these lobsters. Let me say yes. What what what what? You know people complain about Japanese whaling and all this. This lady needs to be...she needs PETA to chase her around town. She's probably already on her list. Yes, PETA's Most Wanted ooh ooh ooh ooh HEH HEH HAAA You know what I was thinking, you know how Carl Sagan and NASA send images of humanity into outer space for aliens to discover. We should send this YouTube video to outer space for undiscovered aliens.

It's like you don't want to mess with us. This is. You come to this planet. I will eat you. I'll cover your ass in Cajun butter sauce and eat you out. Just like I don't like all that white non-meat stuff, I don't do that. She ate all that sauce. She ate all the sauce. Not you. Only she eats everything in the ocean. She drinks the water. It's like a cube of butter. - Look what happened to the dip. The sauce becomes a dish of diarrhea. Yeah, I could only find one white girl who is doing this, so she just wanted to show you that she wanted to be diverse and show you that means this is the only white girl in the game, as far as I know, but she diverged a little bit. bit.

She has a bucket of Alfredo sauce Alfredo Sauce Look. So this video has 1.2 million views. And yes, this is the actual thumbnail of her. Oh my god, I'm sorry guys, but look at my hair. Oh my God. She just swallowed a crab leg. My God! drenched in alfredo sauce Dip this in alfredo again, that's the best thing I've ever put in my mouth besides the seafood itself. OMG, the Alfredo with the crab leg Hmm, I mean I have seen this exact scene in a different context and other videos that are not appropriate for PG-18. That's literally how it is if you replace food with something else.

This is scene after scene exactly the same. Oh my god, you know what? seafood Literally makes me feel like I feel movement in my pants. I'm not even kidding. It makes me feel weird down there. That?! The F Do you even mean that? Okay, this just turned into one of those videos, what the fuck? Incredible The huge crab It's still smoking but you can't see it Okay Mmm-hmm that just happened. I feel: is this the dark web? Is this the dark web or YouTube? - No, just Youtube. I feel like you need Tor or some kind of VPN to watch this safely.

Those who are seeing this may want to delete them. Put your hard drive in the microwave. What's up with FUPA Troopers today? I'm back with another Muk-bang pizza now, sorry guys. I'm on a diet. So today I could only eat half, but we will use my favorite sauce. Yes, I have 10 bottles of ranch, which is about one serving. Now, this is my favorite ranch. It's creamier and has a very nice flavor and really pairs well with the flavor of the pizza. Yes, this ranch is incredibly creamy, you guys. Ohhhh Ohohohohoh Ohohohohoh!!!! What a good pizza! mmMMMM Ethan, I want to throw up.

OMG guys, it's so good. I have a semi-chubby right now, I'm not even going to lie to you. My penis is semi-hard right now Mmm! Mmmmmmm!! COURT! Dude Mmm ♫ Wow, Ethan! Big moves. Keep it up, proud of you! ♫ And if you think the ranch is good, wait until you try the honey. Honey is a free browser extension that automatically finds the best promo codes every time you shop online. This means you always get the best deals without even trying them on over 37,000 sites like Amazon, eBay, Microsoft, J. Crew, Etsy, Best Buy, Newegg. and of course Teddy Fresh Teddy Fresh just launched a new collection today and with Honey installed you will get 15% of all purchases on the website for the next 7 days.

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