How Can a Cooking Show be this Sad?!

Today I respond to perhaps the most requested video of all time. We've waited so long to get the nerve to make

this

reaction video because honestly, it's one of the saddest and most depressing things I've ever seen in my life. Hello Wildcats. This is 'Weber Cooks' and today we are going to make nachos with cheese. A lot of people are going to think that maybe

this

is a joke, that it's a parody, some absurd Tim and Eric style comedy sketch, but I promise you that this footage is real. This man's name? I'm Steven Reed (4x). He had a

cooking

show

for a college television station.

The program was about how to prepare individual meals with a microwave. I mean, the thought is already one of the saddest things I've ever heard! We mix a little and we have... a dip for... three to six people. Guys, grab your tissues. Grab your cookbooks, we're going on a wild adventure. Cooking for yourselves, all with a microwave, with your son: Steven Weber Hello, Wildcats. These are 'Weber Cooks' and today we are going to cook spaghetti. We'll start with some pasta. Damn, boy. Did they really have to start with a sad song that screams his name in torment and longing?

Hello wildcats. This is 'Weber Cooks'. I'm almost crying and the video hasn't even started! What's up with that music? We start by taking some spaghetti and putting them in the bowl. We'll just cut them in half, put them in. We'll just cut them in half, like all my dreams. Just mash it in half. You know, once you break it, it will never be whole again. All it takes is one hit, just like that, guys, to break your heart. ... 10 minutes. and then this boils for ten minutes and we have the spaghetti ready, we take it out... Simply put a container with water in the microwave for 10 minutes and take it out and you don't feel a thing, boy!

If you ever want proof that someone is dead inside, put a bowl of water in the microwave for 10 minutes and watch them pull it out without any pain, boy. We just put the spaghetti in the colander... And then just pour the water on the fucking floor, man! Steven doesn't give a damn, man! He could walk around with burns on his hands and not even realize it! He may be the most pathetic man in the world, but he is also the toughest. He just grabbed a container that had been

cooking

for ten minutes without hesitation: that's fucking metal, man!

I respect you, boy. Your soul may be dead, but you're a fucking badass. We put it on our plate. We poured the... sauce... over the spaghetti... This might be the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. You're a grown fucking man and you pour 50 cent marinara over a plate of microwaveable pasta. *exhales* This is the lowest level, guys, this is the physical version of true pity. Not only that, whose idea was it: to put this on television and

show

it to the world? and... our spaghetti dinner..., ready for you to eat, and it only took... 14 or 15 minutes. 14 or 15 minutes before that!

STEVEN! It's too much time wasted, boy! It's not even prison food, it's prisoner of war food. Fifteen minutes early, Steven! ...and it cost about a dollar, I'm Steven Reed and that was 'Weber Kookt'. Hi no! Our spaghetti dinner is ready to eat... So this is definitely the saddest one I've ever recorded, and it includes nachos and a can of chili, which he pours into a bowl and calls it "dinner." Hello wildcats, we are "Weber Cooks" and today we are making cheese nachos. This will just be a video of him mixing the chili and cheese in a bowl!

You don't need to put this on TV, people know how to mix chili and cheese in a bowl! Put them in a bowl and mix them together, and we'll have a sauce for... three to six people! You can't put this on TV, man! It makes me so sad that I don't even have 3-6 friends to share the sauce bowl with! A dip for... ... three to six people. Seriously, I love that they have a 10-15 second picture of the nacho dip running pathetically in the microwave. We mix them up and... Come on, Steven, you. You can stir it more than three times, your life is worth more than three stirs!

This is too much for me, man! I can't deal with this! *sniff* Being pathetic means not feeling pain! Yeah, put it there... Hello, Wildcats. This is "Weber Cooks" and today we are going to make nachos with cheese. We start with a can of... chili, open it, and then the cheese sauce: we take the lid off, and then we put them both in the microwave for three or six people for four and a half minutes, . ..and, when they are ready, we put them in... a bowl and today we make... uh, rice dish here you just throw the rice, d'rin you put it in the bowl, we put it in the microwave, a minute duration, Boy, you left your knife in flakes!

You cooked the rice with the plastic knife in the bowl, Steveeen! What, you leave the cutlery in the bowl to save time? It's there, but do you leave the plastic cutlery inside? ...out of the microwave, and we... I can't do this! It's... This one is dedicated to you, Steve! I've found a more efficient way to cook rice! It's in a bag, ready to cook, it only takes 90 seconds! This is for you, Steven! That's a meal for one person! I hope whoever eats this for dinner non-ironicly has better days ahead. I wish better things for everyone who bought this product.

It's pathetic in a bag - you look at the ingredients, here, water, grain, rice, oil, - oh, look, the third ingredient, pathology. Too bad, here it is, depression. "Suicidal thoughts" is actually the same word on this bag, at least not, believe me Hello wildcats, this is 'Weber Kookt' and today we are making a rice dish that is very easy to make and there are different flavors you can have , um, here, you just put the rice in the bowl, you get the bag of fruit. You can do better, Weber!! A human life is worth more than a knife and a box of Rice-A-Roni, man!

And then you take two teaspoons of butter, and... you put them...