The Morons Of Coronavirus

Well great moves, keep up the good work my friends, we have a crisis on our hands. There is a virus that is devastating the human population on this planet Earth and no, I am NOT talking about kpop stands. I'm talking about the corona virus. There is a shortage of medical services. supplies you can't find masks gloves thermometers you can't even find rectal thermometers in fact people are on Amazon buying rectal thermometers I should really tell you how bad it's gotten here can I find a way? Oh, in the comments for people. who had whose mother put a thermometer on them but a rectal thermometer took their temperature so let me start by arming you with the most important medical supply of all: knowledge knowledge knowledge knowledge here are some ideas on how to protect yourself and the absence of medical supplies, let me make a quick disclaimer, these are horrible ideas and won't protect you, so one idea here is to cut the bottom off of a large water bottle and just place it over your head like a giant from a dollar store of the x. -men, nothing says I love you more than putting a giant garbage bag over your child and the stroller, whether where you put it and whether you absolutely have to smoke, this is the way to do it, you know, if the virus doesn't .

So get the tar, the smoke, the stinky ass, spit, boy, I dare you to sniff inside that mask, this is what the apocalypse looks like, I do it instead of currency, we're wearing masks, the masks are confirmed , the currency of the future, there is really nothing wrong. with this approach and it looks good, it's trendy a lot of people say it's very trendy, it doesn't attract attention, I think it's, oh, this guy tried his best, it's basically a full body condom and I've been saying that for a long time. How much time do we need, what is that dust for?

I'd like to know haha, keep it up in the middle of a crisis like this, just throw it back. Hmm, I'm ready and the Nobel Peace Prize goes to this excellent gentleman who has a bra on his face I do it even for free in my free time he looks outside the house I actually didn't realize I've been preparing for the

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almost my whole life okay sure some of those were not the best idea here's a tweet from Janet no Jena Jam downtown Nashville is undefeated let's see what they're doing I think this is the night after the president declared a national emergency Nashville baby undefeated this is America and we have a God given gift right to give crown to our grandma and even if that old man dies at least I will have had a good night because Nashville is undefeated hello nice to meet you I know , nice to meet you, I'll even take off your cowboy hat, well, okay.

That's Tennessee, but let's take a look at Florida during spring break and see how responsible these people are. I have Colonna. I have Corona at the end of the day. I'm not going to let that stop me from partying. It might stop your man. and your parents live I've been waiting we've been waiting for spring break in Miami for like two months we've had this trip planned for three months so we're not even having a good time no matter what happens with my spring break What what I do here besides going to the bars or the beach, I think they are exaggerating it and I think it is doing us too much harm.

We need a refund. This virus is not that serious. It's bad. There are more serious things like hunger and poverty that we need to address. Well, do we address that before all the poor and hungry die from the

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? We're just making the most of it. We met these other people at our little Airbnb place. we're just hanging out with them and trying to get drunk before everything shuts down like JFK said don't ask what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country unless it's spring break it sucks but come on to achieve it.

Best of all we are enjoying it, well, let's see what is happening in old and sophisticated Europe. Frick, the coronavirus brick, the coronavirus part. Kaceytron is a Twitch streamer whose comment permanently banned her from Twitch forever. If I had the coronavirus you would kiss it yes and we would get out of quarantine and we would try to spread it as polished as possible because the world would be a better place without oh my God Casey would say she was joking but if you look closely at her face she doesn't crack a smile this woman she's ready for a corona genocide what the kids call it the boomer Doomer the boomer hairdresser the boomer remover yes, the boomer remover I'm getting dangerously close to being a boomer here For me, I hope it only targets the aging boomers and not in mentality because I may be at risk.

Disney star of the high school musical Vanessa Hudgens has this very sensitive comment to say about the coronavirus and, frankly, it's also very insightful — yes, until July, that sounds like a lot. from Sorry, but like it's a virus, I get it like I respect it, but at the same time, even if everyone gets it, like, yeah, people are going to die, it's just terrible, but is there anyone else shocked at how insensitive What is it about people towards old people? Immunocompromised people and people are like people these kids just don't kick, they say yeah but it just affects all people, like how insensitive we are as a society, we don't care if old people just drop dead like that. all good and of course this wouldn't be America without the history of greedy, gut-wrenching capitalism maybe and introducing us to this gentleman who crossed two state lines in a mad rush to buy all the hand sanitizer and both. says that he bought eight thousand bottles of hand sanitizer and resold his bottles for seventy dollars each, unfortunately for this young entrepreneur, Amazon deleted his account completely due to price gouging and he now has 18 thousand bottles of hand sanitizer.

Colvin bought the sanitizer with the intention of selling them for a profit on Amazon before they removed her listings, now she feels the same panic as many others, oh shit, that's the PG way of saying it, although she didn't want to discuss the exact prices on camera for which he sold the disinfectant, he told The New York Times in a recent interview said that some items were listed at $70 a bottle, the price on Amazon was definitely higher than the retailer, stating on a T-shirt who calls himself a family man, family business, says he never anticipated the struggle other families would face. through the scarcity when you say you're sorry, I'm sorry for the purchase, I'm sorry for buying all this, no, I don't think you knew, with Sam's hand, it was like the hardest pushup right now if you had a freshly dumped full bathtub. hand sanitizer and be on it, that's like a rapper's dream right now, dude, clean low, little, gritty, clean some, sanitize on the mic, charcoal bed, undercover, make that butt hole it drips, clean it with TP, you know, that's what he liked.

I heard you have a Rolex. -royce boy that's nice but you can't even keep it clean without OxiClean Purell and I hope no money no clothes just get it wrong. I did what the first time is cute, the second time Santa will look. I'll roll it up again, you know what? These rap videos are fake ela games stop using to close their doors despite being ordered by the California government they claim to be an essential business that is exempt. I honestly can't think of a better example of a non-essential business than Gamestop Coffee receiving reports of local authorities visiting stores in an attempt to enforce closure despite our classification.

Store managers are instructed to deliver a letter to enquiring law enforcement officers. The document says: "Thank you for what you are doing to support us." all sure if you have questions about our store hours of operations or policies, could you please call our corporate office? You guys are making these basically serve the officers with papers. I mean, these people are getting paid minimum wage out of their asses, they'll be like a lawyer for the company's game is over, you should know that if they're not willing to trade a $5 store credit for a new Xbox (you're mad because grandma brings you because you didn't do your homework), then they'll close the business.

The world, the happiest place on earth, of course, is doing its part. This is at Disney World, Florida, the day after the national emergency was declared and you can see it's shoulder to shoulder fun, folks, hey bro, hey, you can join this man. making the fireworks shows what happened yes our politicians understand the seriousness of the situation surely they are being as responsible as possible it's probably okay everyone was worried oh it's actually quarantine Matt the gays make fun of the hysteria a bit It will be We better meet Congressman Kate I just got off the floor, man I'm going to fight, are you taking this a little, are you taking this ship too seriously?

Wearing a mask right now is pretty fun, obviously, oh, he's in quarantine too, oh, Rudy Gobert, having some fun in the postgame. interview, you know everyone is exaggerating, he tested positive right after this press conference, the whole team went out for tea, okay listen, I don't want to leave you desperate, I know there are no tests available, we are out. of medical supplies if you think you've got it what we do well fortunately there is still an answer there is still a solution put your hand on that television yes however thank you Jesus thank you Lord Jesus and by his stripes I am healed now not the sick trying to be healed I am the healed one and the devil is trying to give me flu three or whatever else he's trying yes he will and well yes in a sweet name Jesus, amen now after he healed everyone Kenneth Copeland was Now I tell people that just because If you are afraid of the coronavirus, it doesn't mean you have to stop paying me.

Fear of this coronavirus is faith in its ability to harm and kill you. The fear of what we are going to do. fired at work hey your jobs are not your source if so you are in trouble Jesus is your source whatever you do now don't stop tithing don't stop sewing offerings well they won't let us go to church Well email it in his text, yeah or something, but you get your tithes at that church, if you have to go, take them there and leave them in the takeoff under the door or something, you get that tie that that Church, you get that offering. in that church and then you go home and do what we're supposed to do as a man, brother, but tell me Kenneth, since you're a genius, what exactly is 10% of zero?

Don't stop buying fresh Teddy bears, stop even if you have no income, you have food stamps, bears, trade them on eBay, don't you dare stop buying fresh Teddy, that's a big scandal, isn't it? He doesn't even pay taxes. It's the best scandal ever, man, now the next guy, Jim. Baker, he's a legend, he's actually already been to prison for scamming and he's out and people are like dude, this guy is all Jesus, sign me up here, he's selling a silver solution that he claims, of course, not only kills the coronavirus but it will practically bring your dead man back to life and also this flu that is now going around in gold.

You are saying that the silver solution would be effective. Well, let's say it hasn't been tested on this strain of the corona virus, but yes. tested on other strangers of the corona virus and has been able to eliminate it in 12 hours yes, we are dealing with an unprecedented crisis on our hands or the crazy thing about this is that in catastrophes like this it is usually this community or this country that is affected, but this Maybe it's the whole world. I hope that through this tragedy there is at least a silver lining for us all to come together to stop shaking hands once and for all.

It is very easy, first, to walk and act as if we are not. intimately interconnected but a guy eats a bat in China and I can't leave my house stay safe stay inside don't shake hands don't breathe we'll get through this and the words of the big DB car let me finish with what she said come on, avoid a virus, I'm setting up, it's real, get a room