The Main Character of Dream SMP

a quick summary of the plot a government got in the way of phil and me so we screwed it up now we're chilling up north with this guy named rambu but as time goes by i'm starting to realize there's something different about our new neighbor oh by the way rambo there was something i wanted to ask you yeah what's up so you're part enderman right? and you're not enderman, terribly, terribly allergic to water, oh yeah, I know that's my uh, that's me. I have the armor on so we're good, oh I was hoping you were about to stare at me for three seconds and then start screaming and get out of the water like it doesn't hurt until you realize, oh I can land, oh.

I have a quick stop, as you can see from this number, we're right on the cusp of seven million subscribers, I mean we're just a few inches away, so if you could subscribe and give us that last push we need, I think Could we get seven million? Tomorrow oh wait, do you want to see something talking about Enderman? Want to see something I discovered I can do? Okay, okay, oh, this technique will scare you. It's not natural. Damn, wait, I'm sorry, there were two of them, so it looked weird, but there, Phil, yeah, I can pick it up.

Are we secondary

character

s? Phil, what is this superpower? I want superpowers, what is this? Yes, so technically I can pick up any block with my hands expect any block like stone, any one I can, what about the blocks you can't think about normally? I don't think generators work, but you've tried it, I think, but you've tried it, you've tried it, oh, we. you're going to try to answer you want to experiment with rambu you want you want to guess this happens like 50 yes, yes, do you know where a generator is? Yes, we have to go back to a place that I have bad memories of, so let's just head here, there are a lot of squid spawns in this squid, the squids spawn too many squids and endermen, in fact, I have noticed that there are a lot, there have been many enderman, aren't there usually enderman?

An amount as drastic as me. I turned the corner one day and it was like a family reunion. There were like eight of them. Do you think it could have some deeper meaning or do you think it's just? You think they're just mobs. I have no idea, but everyone. right, I'm not going to go too far into that, oh god, I'm a supporting

character

, oh no, I pick up dirt and move it, I don't think I'm a

main

character, yeah, that's how it starts, that's how it starts, okay ? The

main

character was strong when he started no no no 20 episodes later you'll be launching planets and I'll still be sitting here with my orphan annihilator like I remember when it was relevant to the plot.

It makes you feel better I'm like 98 sure I can't teleport oh god he could learn to teleport wait wait wait quick question from the main character do you know who your parents are? Yes I know, I can't remember oh God, he is. a main character no, oh that's just my memory, that's just, oh no, he has a pass that he will remember with flashbacks throughout the season as he becomes more powerful, no, I'm not going to be a character secondary, at least I will be. the cool sensei, wait no, but sensei always dies, no, oh no, that's how he gets his motivation for the hero's journey, oh no, I'm going to die and he'll get some sick power, he'll scream loud and kill, oh . no, which mentors didn't die, oh they all died because of a teenage mutant ninja, but what about obi-wan? oh no, he died, he died so bad oh no, what about uncle ben oh oh no?

Kakashi didn't die, right? no need, he's grieving, you'd be seriously hurt, oh, with gratitude, there are no superman's parents, oh, that's just, oh no, they exploded, oh, no superman's parents are so dead that he had new parents and Then they died, that's why he's the strongest hero, he's like a double. orgasm plus character development orphan squared wait what the hell are we thinking can we think of some mentor oh no no wait see that see that over there rambo oh it's my grave oh no oh let me take a screenshot of this no, don't look at your grave no no no no no no no don't take us no no no the omen no no has terrible proportions if I'm honest too oh don't insult my grave like that man, come on, he's too tall, oh, he's going to touch my grave with silk, no, that's disrespectful, let's see the breeder, this is, this is not at all, this is just not at all, okay, I haven't been here for a while, rambu, okay, this is where we. we plot the first revolution on the server to overthrow this is like four ravines in one there are many things many memories that I would rather not relive there is nothing here I am lost well I know there is a tunnel attached somewhere here here it is, this is a generator skeletons, okay, smash it with your bare hands, let's see if there's a puzzle, oh my god, it's happening, oh my god, oh my god, the skeleton generator is being, I'm pretty sure, I don't think it's going to work , but in the one percent, but if he does, he would be really surpassed, this is part of your train and Rambu uses the force, uses the force through that reaction, I assume you really understood it, oh my God, rambo, rambo, we.

We're best friends, wait, what happens when I put it in? Okay, it's a pig breeder that's still very good. Break it again. Break it again. It's still pretty good. Quick before

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ing xd. Log in. Okay, I'm going to take this, but okay. We have to find it. We have to find it. a watcher for you just to be fair, you know, just to be, yeah, yeah, of course, of course, I mean, it's not really fair because all the powers belong to you, but listen, we can't all be main characters, It's okay, it's okay. find the generators for yourself and you'll break them and we can split 50 50.

Okay, it's a fair and just business. I'm shocked it worked, oh my god, I was 98 sure it wouldn't work, oh my god. I'm the sensei, right? I'm going to die so fast once I teach you how to use your powers. It's over for me. I'm going to die immediately. Someone just said cake. Can I pick up the cake? That's actually something I wanted. test I don't think it's really useful at all but wait actually you might be able to get glitchy items if you can pick up the cake wait yeah if I could pick up a cake that's already fast we have to bake a cake , pie, bacon. cake baking streams what do we need to make a cake?

We need like wheat eggs oh oh rambo rambo I know where an egg is oh let's make a cake with the egg come on bad boy halo logan right now let's make cake with the egg come on rambo there's a guy there's a guy who just walks by yeah here we go well well well well I'm so used to being a wanted criminal and then I got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all my problems were solved oh also like farmland oh farmland I've tried blocks of farmland in it doesn't actually work it's very strange yeah it just turns into dirt okay no it doesn't just turn into dirt I'm starting to think no it's just normal farmland but I can put it in and there we go you know, like Maybe I'm a main character too, let me try this, let me try this, let's find some cows. yeah let's move on let's go find some cow bacon come on we go on adventures all the time the pinnacle of Minecraft content come on okay so I'm going to break it down and when it's normal yeah okay oh Oh my god, get the cake back oh my god, okay, I'm feeling a little hungry.

Could you just this? This is going to burst if you can get half a pie. It will look so weird. Wait, wait, it's a complete cake. It's a complete cake. wait you can eat infinitely oh my god you've unlocked soup bro you never have literally we've created infinite food you just killed world hunger world hunger no more let them eat cake You can have this steak and I can't. I don't care about this, that doesn't make sense, what the hell, Phil? I don't think we're going to last a full season. I think we'll die like three episodes in and he'll hit the ground and the planet will go into his inventory. wait, someone just said with a oh, careful, okay, I'm still relevant to the plot right now, I think we should start looking for uh, players, honestly, do you want to go to the bottom?

Yeah let's go to the Netherlands there's a couple of flame generators there's so many places I'm trying to attack them all oh we're okay I got it yeah I think the cake is like apart from this one the Pie is like steak, it is the most, yes, the most ridiculously useful. something useful even though we already have infinite food anyway, but you can keep that one for next, okay, we're going to break this server so bad that I'm going to get banned, my powers will be removed, oh no, okay. Let's look for more observers. Let's wait, wait, wait.

I have a forest explorer map and sometimes spider spawners can spawn inside forest mansions so we might as well get totems. We could also get more totems. What happens if we cross the abyss and not? the roof went through it regularly looking for forts along the way and then we get to the mansion and get totems that might work, yeah we're going to be so obscenely rich after these adventures, honestly every adventure I had like three. totems now we have generators we are getting items we didn't even know were possible man fortress that's a lot of mobs oh wow I'll clear them for you main character don't worry about me let me start breaking it break it hit it come on Come on, come on, I found another one, I'm so smart, oh my God, human GPS, there's another fortress, uh, right here, me, just another one, let's get more breeders, today we'll grow breeders, guys, I'll just get rich.

I only have one pearl, so I have to count, I can give you more, here we go, uh, yeah, okay, oh, that was great, thanks, my chat is now full of sensei clutch, next broadcast we will become like an elytro and shulker. boxes somehow and the

dream

is not, yes, furious, how did you do that? Oh I can't wait for sleep to canonically kill me eight times xd come on, come on, come on, come on, and that will land perfectly there and not end comically, oh wait. I got this and grabbed it, oh my gosh, what amazing reflexes to pull it off, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what second grade lesson was so good in Minecraft before?

I don't think they did. I don't believe it. right, we're on the map, we just have to go east, oh, actually, we're on the map, oh, it's going to be comfortable, oh, I see it below, no, it's not burned, it's good, I don't care where is the main door. I'm getting into your evocative god, I'm so rich I had to drop gold blocks to pick it up, what the hell is it? Oh, there's another one, another one, I think there's another one over there, yes, there's another one, yes, get it, it actually has so many totems.

Dude, I'm telling you, man, this is the totem, speed of execution, I found another evocator, die, I guess, oh, I found it, come on, I found so many evokers, there's a chip looking for, I'm looking, I don't hear much, huh , begin. Burning it down yeah, well we've already killed five evokers that could be all of them, you already killed five, I killed four, you killed one, oh, okay, go, go, go, oh, you burn everything, this is a race fast. right, a final sweep of the bottom floor oh oh oh these don't explode there might be things in that chest oh, I'm going to steal it all no, no, I swear, if there was an enchanted apple in there, second main character, you