SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit

he's not allied with me he'll catch you wouldn't you Lucas, would you today we're waging a war okay I'm not very clear on all the details but we're waging a war let's say which set of armor should I use for this war. I'm not quite sure how I should set up my hotbar. I guess you put arrows in the left hand and then we can do this and then we can change the arrows. Oh, amazing, you have a bow, what else to do? I need blocks, blocks, wood problem, I'm thinking too much about this, look, I'm thinking too much about this because I thought Tommy was going to bring like he was fighting with Tommy today.

He was ready to do it as a 1v5. Tommy recruited a will-o'-the-wisp in the night. Log in today and Tommy. It's like, wisp I'm in London, it's just me saying, bro, these fights will last five seconds, I'll just shoot him and go on with my day, they're not even prizes, it's just cyberbullying, why hello Tommy pakil, who is alone? you're not logged in, you're alone right now I feel like you actually need some allies your armor, didn't you get it from my village? It's okay, every time I kill you, you have to buy another one too. that's how it works, I mean oh man you're about to lose all your money, oh I'm going for 10 kills.

I said I prepared for this like I was going to do a 1v5 and that's fine, you know, that's how I feel. we have to fight I've spent the last week doing eight what you're just going to get me out of my own house okay let's see let's see what the chat says okay chat what do you feel it should be if we talk about our differences or should we use violence kill kill blood death do it blood blood Tobuscus I don't know I don't know what that guy was but where do you want to do this

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yeah okay okay oh my god no no no no no no no no no it's not a death time it's time of death time of death well that lasted a few seconds longer than I thought Yugi Yugi Oh sick apples oh I coughed it hurt me more than you I think you need to get something back up man oh there there's Tommy and some unenchanted iron armor all your stuff is in this chest I should have an ax that's really a fight you want to have don't you at least have iron boots to wear find me find me okay oh we're almost there? to have an epic fight let me take my ax ow epic

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time let's go well I didn't kill you right away I was expecting him to do that wait a second wait oh he thought his shield would work word clickbait oh oh no I've accidentally click baited by the viewers okay with me sword where are we going there is please don't overtake me when you follow me oh my god you can't follow me if you're in front of me and still, still me I'm managing fine I thought I was going to have a grand opening, but you'll have a giant lava pit and you'll say: please get in it, please, please, my mom is watching me as I get out of the planes.

I know why she would do it. off the plane cut the play fight me like a man you're iron armor well I guess a pig's fine like kicking a little boy they pull out metaphones they're like a trap somewhere here there's no other reason to go out You know, I've been creating what I would like to call a tribute to peace because I don't want war to continue forever. Oh, I was hoping they'd ask me why you want to be Franz Ferdinand's son. Listen, right? I know what it takes to get a hundred stuns spamming Tommy in your chair.

It really affects you. I feel dirty. I want you to come with me. Alright. Come with me. Why do you say so far back? What if it's a trap? There is no. trap, stay, no, there is only one block there, yes, you should care about that block, you should stand here and take care of the block like this, nothing happened, come closer, no, no, stay here, remind the block that nothing happened at all , oh oh, enter the trap, enter. your own trap get out of here blood for the god of blood listen to me you know what for the god of blood I want you to look there why their minds hurt how it's not going to kill you man I can think of many ways to do it the pain in the chest what's convenient you're not techno trance techno trap Oh Sylvie says he offered to help you you need to get some allies man help him be one it will be fun 3v1 even anyone please happy I'll make it a 1v5 Yo Tommy it's like two negative people, Why would I want to go into the well?

Why wouldn't you? Because it's clearly a trap. What is the toy? Literally at war. I have killed you three times today, by the way, that's three techno u2. oh oh god oh god oh it's actually really easy to get out of I don't know why I was afraid Wow, I was anticlimactic drunk here yeah, okay, wait, wait, give me a second, give me a second, wait, time out, time out, time out you can't respect the rules, what rules can we talk for a minute, stop smoking, please stop? I'm going to die and I'm very weak. I'm in Harper, it will be four techno u2.

They are saying elements in the well. I'm going to throw the boots into the well since they are from my village because they are from my villager no, don't go into the well, okay, they have seats and everything he goes to the well just goes, wait, how? Did he die so quickly? Who knows? Maybe you should do it for the Blood God. Blood for the god of blood. Five two. You guys want to have a big battle. I mean, who wants to be Franz Ferdinand? Tommy's already been doing that this whole time, but no. you go to war for it so it doesn't work it's like Franz Ferdinand dies and everyone leaves and World War I just doesn't happen don't fight them all techno you can't beat them all maybe at least three will come Did you just take out yours?

A light on. It's the right time to throw them all into the hole. Come on, into the hole and that's how I wouldn't have three. No. An anonymous user, show me where you can, just tons of damage. If you have armor, then I thought, hey, I'm going to set up a fruit and berry trap, so I set it all up and I've been doing it for weeks and I told all my friends at school and I thought, you know. I'm going to get him, so it was a two step plan, the first step was letting the techno blades kill me many times, of course, we thought that every part of my plan didn't go very well, five that were incredible and then The Second step was to tell him that I had made a new pub at his base like at my base in Africa.

They didn't do very well. But. There is no base here. There is a great lack of basis in this. I've never done. Been in this area before, your plan to die repeatedly went pretty well, but after that really dying is half the battle, now come on, let's have a big team battle, yeah, hate, okay, let's take this as if we were choosing the dodgeball team. Okay, everyone lines up, lines up for the battle team captains. I think I'm a sneaky pig, he has the strongest armor of everyone here, what a cute brother, it's too late to come back, he's asking for allowed specs, well I chose the golden armor, dude. just answer okay and uh I guess maybe your team too okay sneaky you have real armor hmm this is my real armor what do you mean okay sick we got this this is here this is Well, he's with me, he's not with you.

Come out, we have a guy in golden armor, why are you three, two, one panicking? I'm going to play 1v3, your best kid, dad, mom will go after the golden guy or there are no timeouts. What happened to Celine? Yes, that was going to be an explosive radius. of like a huge creeper carrying holding they have enchantments uh strange bird let's have lunch what year for the next cookie yes another time musical intermission guys take a seat everyone wait everyone is gone the pointer weapons have been well received I don't know where those two enchanted They went the golden apples, you probably know I brought three.

I was really too prepared for the chair. Okay, one of those things wasn't like the other pramanas, just a spicy chicken nugget. That's why you always wear your bike helmet, kids. I think we can keep going for quite some time. A while guys, I think you're pretty tired of the war. I think we should form a book club and convey that their usernames are above their heads. No problem, just call me if you need more help. I need some time to prepare. Okay, nature needs more. More than 15 minutes were legally allowed to leave you guys if you don't hurry I'll hurry up I'll take you down do it you guys want to get out of here you might not be able to hurt you trying to condemn me Sylvie.

We'll get out of the war for a while, would you? In preparation on both sides we are quite prepared. The Soviets are the only people here who actually collect your items. The server did not disappear when I tried it with Tommy. Tommy, I tried, I was so close, Tommy, this is the best forever. You have to sign the treaty and pay for the repair. Does anyone have a book? We need to get Tommy to sign the repair. We are still at war until you sign the treaty and give me my reputation. Ray, I'm so sick of reserving the quilt that is now ours.

I'm going to play you another tune on my trumpet, wait, oh yeah, just one of those like troublemakers has a parts budget, yeah, I'm very talented, you can talk, you'll find. the trumpet sounds yes, okay, where is the conference? We need to form another treaty. There are so many planes. Oh, the entire Air Force is shown. It's okay, Tommy. I have a pretty generous term. Well, my YouTube, that's just one of the two terms that Tommy will do to me. a cow farm, wait, we should make the return, thing three in return, I will stop cyberstalking him for how many days Tommy to the 3d of what do we call this the Children's Treaty, the Obama Treaty, okay, I'm going to need you firm.

Tommy don't go there there are looters there are looters Tommy Tommy come back come back Tommy Wow come back I need you to sign the treaty Tommy I didn't do anything I didn't do anything I'm trying to form the treaty here Oh Well Treaty okay okay Tommy it didn't happen why You are here, we are not, you are not even part of the report, it is not signed, this Tommy of yours, eventually we have to sign treaties. man, they're like points, I really feel a slight disadvantage in this current situation, that's why we have the treaty to not hit you.

I think the terms are pretty good. I just want a cow farm because I need leather. so I can put more vaner u2. I'll bite YouTube, okay, tell me, we'll make a cow farm. Know that you only have to get two cows and weed. It is very easy technically. I have some cows on Saturdays in three days. I want to have less species, okay, Tommy walks. I'll walk single file guys, it's quite respectful, if I remember correctly, push me down my own stairs. I saw you trying to frame me. Get punched. It spins around in techno.

You can't negotiate. terms here yes, it is what has been a consistent rule was techno for me u2 comes out December 27 $29.99 with free worldwide shipping to the second quarter Tommy will make me a cow farm 3 in return will be neutral until Saturday and for techno must Give back the $20,000 that Tommy gave me earlier for no reason and five is not that's getting a career you're not going to get knighted from this man get out of here call me alpha male you say it's very strange call me alpha male I'm very funny, very funny guys , subscribe to my channel.

I'm hilarious. The alpha male is non-negotiable. Oh well it will have to be so we just hit it now and near us there is a male witch killer, they threw witches into the water and if they floated there a witch that's fine so I feel like you just need to go into the water and sink , okay, Tommy, just sign the treaty, just sign it like no, you didn't, you have to press the sign, so your name is on it, okay, sign, wait. Will you refer to me as alpha male? Just sign it, okay, I'll follow the contract, okay, I'm pretty good with these, pretty good with these terms, it says here that condition five techno blade should be called an alpha male at all. sometimes I'm surprised that the chat didn't give away I was I was like sign sign hurry up before the chat tells me it's okay as agreed you agreed that you will receive your twenty thousand time let's just make the cow firm I'm not really going to tell you force you Call me to tell me that I'm not here to see King Jamie, but that's quite strange, it's a bad thing, like when you lose tactically and actually you, who just got twenty thousand from the sword, that's like four diamonds, He'll make twenty thousand from the video dude, what are you talking about?

It's real money for fake money, hey what happened if I hit you higher? Many villages owe me, don't come, we are neutral on bail, don't violate the treaty, okay, who wants to get? on the plane flying no, they are going to celebrate in Antarctica guys I have a gift that I never opened but I did open it but everyone left without me it's okay for Antarctica guys it's like six thousand and eleven