It's Time to Stop TechRax

Today my friends IT'S TIME TO STOP! TechRax is a channel known for pointlessly destroying expensive electronic devices as a trick to get people to watch them. Oh, and believe me, people do look. Take, for example, their most popular video, "Bathing in a Giant 1,500-Gallon Coca-Cola Pool," which was uploaded a couple of months ago and has over 40 million views, guys. This shit is more mysterious to me than Elsa vs. Spiderman. And that shit blows my mind. I really don't understand this channel. It provokes anger, it's confusing. . . . He is flaunting his wealth. Basically, he just buys things he knows people want and destroys them just to irritate you.

It's crazy guys, let's take a look here and see what's going on. - What's up guys? TechRax here. So, it's a group of 1,500 gallons of pure Coca-Cola, and what we're going to do: we have Mentos. We have ice. We have a drone. -He says that he has filled a 1,500-gallon swimming pool with pure Coca-Cola. First of all, where is Pepsi Max? Second, I don't believe you, friend. I don't know what's there. For all I know, it could be sewage. He's saying, here's 1,500 gallons of pure Coca-Cola. If you do the numbers, they are 2 liter Coca-Cola bottles. There are about 4 of those in a gallon, if there are 1500, that's 3000 bottles of Coca-Cola. and judging by the video, it only took you 20 seconds to pour that bottle.

MALE VOICE OVER: Today's computers would take years to solve. Are you seriously trying to make fun of me, friend? I will break your meme so hard. 3,000 Coca-Cola bottles multiplied by 20 seconds. MALE VOICE OVER: The computers of the future are being developed... We are looking at 60,000 seconds. Divided by 60, divided by 60, 17 hours of pouring Coca-Cola into that pool. Let alone, where the hell do you put 3,000 bottles of Coca-Cola? And where is the coca cemetery? Look. This video is off to a shaky start. This guy already betrayed my trust. Well. He is hiding facts, the memes of him are already busted as far as I'm concerned.

Broken meme. TECHRAX: We have Mentos, we have ice, we have a drone, we have the whole package. This is amazing guys. So the first thing we're going to do is put some Mentos. What they didn't know, before throwing 3,000 Coca-Cola bottles into this pool, "supposedly", they didn't read that it had to be Diet Coke. ! So here's the culmination of your epic experiment, guys. TECHRAX: Let's go ahead and... - Nothing. - A little bit of Mentos, just a little bit of spice... - Actually, nothing. Ooh! No way! TECHRAX: We got a little fizz... - Oh shit, dude, did you see how those damn Mentos made a slight...buzz in the pool?

Almost like if you put something in Coca-Cola, that's what happens. This guy is very rude. Kids in Africa could have used those Mentos in their own successful experiments and uploaded them to YouTube and made much more entertaining videos. Send your supplies to kids in Africa, friend. They'll be way cooler YouTube channels than this shit. TECHRAX: Now let's cool this pool down even more with some ice. We have to make sure... What about...? I don't even understand the ice thing. So far they have dumped sewage into a swimming pool; They put out a pack of mentos that was basically the equivalent of farting in the pool.

Are they putting ice on it now? 40 million views? What's happening?! I'd rather watch OckTV's Spiderman and Elsa superhero movie than this shit. -THIS IS ETHAN! SLAAAAAAAAAAMIN'! -We have to make sure and pour... About 200 pounds of ice. Pure... ...Coke, guys, this is something you wouldn't even see in the movies. You would NEVER see a 1500 gallon pool of Coca-Cola with ICE in the movies. THAT is not even possible. -...You wouldn't even see it in the movies. Guys, our production budget is so crazy that movies don't even have budgets like this. We literally spent 500 dollars. Blockbuster movies are still getting there.

And what have we done with our budget? He blew up the... entire world. Did you see those Mentos bubbling? And the ice?! You CANNOT see this in a movie. -Absolutely incredible, look at this ice! CGI, all the money in the world, can't buy you anything as cool as a fart in the pool, a little below room temperature thanks to an ice pack. -...Run and jump in the pool... So let's see how this goes guys, this is going to be a little crazy. Let's do this. Coca-Cola Pool... -WOO! Oh my God! Have you ever seen someone jump into a little liquid?

Pff... Drugs! We did it! Eat your heart out, Hollywood! You've NEVER done this before, you've NEVER seen anything like this before! -How does this feel? Just... take a dip inside! Swim there like a fish. -Court! Oh my god, I'm in a puddle of Coca-Cola, man! -How do you feel, friend? Be the first man in a puddle of Coca-Cola? I feel like I'm in a puddle of... Coca Cola! -My God, I'm in a puddle of Coca-Cola, man! -Very insightful, friend. Thank you for participating in this experiment. -Dude, this looks... Incredible! I bet that feels amazing too, right? -Looks amazing, feels amazing, guys...

This is the most fucking confusing and nonsensical video I've ever seen, with 40 million views. Alright, here's where it gets really nasty... This guy, like I said, is known for just destroying technology... And wasting shit, and being a bit of a jerk. So here you will see the best part of the video. -Alright guys, we have a DGI Phantom 4 right there, the new one that just came out. -If you're going to destroy a highly desired $1,500 piece of technology... Can you do it in a more fucking... DUMB way?! You think you couldn't even get a good shot where you swoop in and bomb it...

A little fucking whirlpool... It was such a stupid, pointless ending... for that... . Wonderful drone life. That drone could have flown with the best of them. I had a dream, I had a destiny, I had a family of drones. And you just ran it in this "Coca-Cola pool." You blew it right in, and for what? By the way, you almost killed your friend too. Maybe it would have made this video a little more fucking interesting. If you had cut one of his arteries. So that? All the kids in Africa, man, could have been doing CRAZY... Diet Coke Mentos experiments with crazy drone shots.

And this is the video we get instead. -...Pool. -And then this is the only surviving shot from the drone, look at this stupid shot. WOW, DUDE, IT'S FUCKING SLOW! ...OH, NO, HE ENTERED THE POOL, HE ENTERED THE POOL! Oh shit! That's all! Wow, that was crazy guys, that was totally a $1,500 shot! Stay tuned next week for my collaboration with Spiderman and Elsa, with Creepy Saw... the Scalpel guy, who will dissect Ethan's foreskin live, on camera. But if this is the most popular, it really... doesn't bode well for the rest of his videos. But I'm curious to take a look and see what other nonsense this damn...

Ding-Dong is up to. -What's up guys? TechRax here. In this video I have a giant 1500 gallon pool full of slime. Guys, I'm also including an iPhone 6s in this video. -I have all 6, let's jump! -Cool uncle! Did you see that? That was crazy, he jumped into a pool with an iPhone! -Court! -That was sick, friend! You're my fucking idol, buddy! -15 seconds in this group, and the audio is already dead, I'm trying to play a song. -Apparently it's supposed to be filled with some kind of goo, it just looks like green water. We need to get an inspector to this guy's house because you can't dump... 3 thousand gallons of raw sewage in your neighborhood, buddy. -Okay guys, let's turn on the drone... -And here's your guy back with another Phantom 4! -Oh...

And he's gone, guys. -What was the point of that fucking video?! You literally just jumped into a pool! With an iPhone! And then he was hit by a Phantom 4! WHAT was the point of that, dude?! IT'S TIME TO STOP, friend! Put that shit aside, buddy! Where are your fucking parents? Destroying and wasting shit is not cool, man, it just makes you an idiot! It's

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, friend. Tune in next week guys where I'll go into the forests of Brazil and burn down the entire forest! Next week at TechRax, we'll let 10 grand and one-dollar bills burn in front of a homeless shelter.

It's going to be so sick, guys, I don't know what's going to happen, but it's going to be crazy. Actually, that sounds more interesting than the shit you're doing. You should take a bunch of money and burn it. It'll look better, and then the federal government will have a reason to come arrest you. This is one of his classics from 2013. He refers to HIMSELF as "boy." This one is called "Kid Microwaves Grand Theft Auto 5". What's up guys? TechRax here. So, I just received a package in the mail. It seems so... It's okay. It's the new, uh... copy of GTA 5 for PlayStation 3. -What do you think he did with the game?

Hey, let's find out! Well, it's all in the title, really... -There you have it. Well. Oh... That smells bad. -Orsen Welles standing GIF. AMAZING video friend! "Kid," I like how he refers to himself as "kid." It's like a special little clickbait like, "Look, this dumb kid!" ...Who turns out to be me, hehehehe! -In this video, we are going to smash the new Playstation 4 right outside GameStop. Uh, I'm just doing this because it's pure fun. I think it's something incredible, epic, you know. And it's just a form of entertainment. And I don't hate... I don't hate, I just have a lot of money and extra

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and I just want to piss off people online TECHRAX: My friend right here ETHAN: My friend here He's only friends with me because he buys him stuff.

People usually don't like him, that's why I do this, my parents don't love me, they never look at me. My grandmother raised me, I don't even like that bitch. I'm doing this to get attention, clearly. And yes, I have too much free time and money. That's why I'm doing this, guys. Please watch out next week when he goes to Australia and destroys all the coral reefs. It's going to be a lot of fun guys. I'm going to dump 10,000 gallons of Coca Cola on the coral reefs and destroy the entire ecosystem. It is going to be very fun.

Shit. The thing is strong! So stupid, it's so stupid. So dumb. Why, what's the point, friend? It's so stupid. There has to be a better use for your time, friend. There have to be better videos for you to make. You're just wasting shit. do you want attention? I'll pay attention to you, I'll be your mentor, dude, I'll make you dinner and be your friend and shit, you don't even have to pay me, dude. -We have a little effervescence. Is that what you want? Fellowship? Why are you doing this? At least do something cool with it. This is something you wouldn't even see in the movies Do the Light Coke and Mentos, so it really looks interesting.

Can't you ruin everything? -Go, go, go, go -Oh, you missed it! You can't even understand the Diet Coke bullshit, man. Time to

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buddy... Welcome back guys, to another episode of Memebusters, today we're busting some memes. Hit it! A bottle of Coca-Cola and a bottle of Diet Coke. -...You wouldn't even see it in the movies HILA: Ooh! Did you expect that? -It's a little more than he expected. -Are you sure you know what we're doing? -Hila! I know what I'm doing - -...You wouldn't even see it in the movies. Let's move on to Diet Coke, I hope I'm not really embarrassed right now, because I'm here to bust memes and You're Not Getting My Ass Busted.

Alright Hila, are you ready? That's more! But at the same time, I feel like I think maybe you got arrested. Maybe they arrested me? Look at this, busted meme! Come on! HILA: (laughs) Busted meme? *sigh* You got caught by the meme -...You wouldn't even see it in the movies -Absolutely amazing, look at this ice