"Educational" Videos on YouTube

Hello, my name is Ethan Klein and I'm the VP of Product here at YouTube, and I'd like to introduce you to our wonderful platform. *Sirens sound* Our platform has gone through a couple of changes recently, and unfortunately, it's a little harder to shake your little ding-dong than it used to be. Woman: ...and a little fresh mozzarella for the cheese because it's going to be delicious! (Ethan Klein™ coughs) So if you're creative, you can still do it. Just pretend you're making a sandwich. (Mini Ethan Klein™ coughs) Woman: The egg! We have to leave the egg. OMG GOOD!!!

Look at that poached egg! I can't believe what I'm seeing! (Ethan Klein™ coughs) (coughs again) I'd love to poach an egg like that. Any. Day. Of. Week. (groans) God, I'd love to poach that egg! ;) The Lord Ken Bone: Wow, Ethan, great moves. Keep it up, proud of you. Welcome back! We are back. It's a video. We're in, we made a video! Hila: We're back. Ethan: Anyway, thanks for watching, guys. See you next week. Today I want to introduce you to a new genre of

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that we found. I like to call it the "ultimate egg sandwich" review.

It turns out that there is useful cooking information contained in these "ultimate egg sandwich" reviews, but it's not necessarily the focal point, I would say, of the video. Really, the focal point is, well... I guess, let me show you and I think you'll understand *Jazz Music* So that's your intro, that's your

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' intro. It's her walking, in the kitchen and smiling at the camera. She is a chef. She is in the kitchen. She's smiling. What did you notice? Damn perverts! What the hell did you notice?! Ruby Day: Who doesn't love sandwiches? I mean, "sandwiches?" It's National Sandwich Month and I got to thinking, "I needed a new sandwich." I needed a new breakfast sandwich!

Hila: I don't know how I feel about this. Ethan: Why? Hila: Are you seeing this when you cook, like...? Ethan: Yeah, I mean, she has good recipes, I- Hila: Are you? Ethan: Yeah, sometimes, I mean you... I made you the egg sandwich, you enjoyed it. (What?!?!) Hila, she is an accomplished chef, I don't understand what you mean. Hila: Is it? Hila: Where is the shirt? They usually have like a chef's shirt. What happened to the shirt? Ethan: He's wearing an apron. She has an apron on. You think I'm a good chef, right? Hila: Yes, I do.

Ethan: Okay, I learned it from her, I learned it from her. Hila: Really? Ethan: Everything I know. *upbeat, magical music* Of course, there's a shot of her turning around. Hila: She's not wearing anything. Ethan: And the apron goes up the crack of her ass, right where the bacon started. That's the chef's secret, you know? She has a nice tramp stamp. Nothing wrong with that. It is the mark of any great chef. Ruby: Doesn't this sandwich look delicious? What a great way to start the day with the best breakfast sandwich! Ethan: That's clearly why 3.5 million people have seen this video.

The bacon has been completely (Hila: burnt) burned beyond recognition. No one had thought of adding bacon, tomato and egg before. Hila: It's so tall, can anyone even take a bite out of this thing? Is that part of the fetish? It's like... Ethan: Does he have to bite big? Hila: Yeah. Ethan: Probably. Ruby: This thing is going to take two hands, and I can already tell you that I can't get my mouth around it, but we'll sure try! *in slow motion* Ethan: Ohhhh my GOODDDDD!!! Look at that egg!!! MAN!!! MY GOD! Hila: How did you find this video again...

Ethan? Ethan: Oh, I just wrote “best gluten-free egg sandwich recipe, how to cook.” Hila: And did you see all this? Ethan: Yeah, I've watched a lot of her videos, it's really helpful. Ethan: There's another one she makes where she shows you how to boil a hot dog. Hila: I'll put you in "restricted mode." Hila: Do you think your parents would want to watch this video? Ethan: I usually like to watch it alone at night. I think it is the calmest time to study your recipes. So, normally I would watch it by myself. *Ethan shakes his ding-dong furiously* Ruby on laptop: -slice of fresh mozzarella.

In fact, I'm going to say it... Ethan: Hila, what the hell? Hila: Why are you seeing these reviews? Ethan: I told you about knocking on the door when I see my egg sandwich reviews, Hila! Hila: I thought you were going to sleep! Ethan: I'm studying, man, I'm studying! Hila: Can you close this? Ethan: Who is this for, I wonder? Let's look at the comments and see if we can get an idea of ​​who is watching this video. "I know I got here because of your tits, but watching your videos, I found myself falling in love with your face in your personality (at least the one you showed in the video). (Sexy music starts) You have an amazing face. !

Your lips have the exact size: neither too thick nor "barely visible". Your mouth is big (which I consider a very good thing). Your cheeks are full and soft and probably good for kissing and the light and expression they gave are simply formidable. "You are unique and managed to drag my eyes from the chest to eye level." Hila: Oh my god. Ethan: If that's not an incredible compliment, Hila, I don't know what is. Ethan's Beautiful Serenade: Girl, you look so good. I raised my eyes from your tits. Girl, you look so good. You have a great personality.

I would love to put my cock in your tits. Is that mozzarella... ohhh... God DAAAYYYUUUMMM! "By the way, I am captivated, so those praises are simply sincere, there is no ulterior motive behind them." Hila: Wow. Ethan: I'm glad you said that because I was going to make a hint. Obviously a guy like that, he fucks like crazy. So greetings to Fernando. If you want to know what's really going on here, it's the personality, it's the charm, it's the kissable cheeks and most of all, Hila, it's her ability to drag your eyes from her chest to her face with her lovely, kissable cheeks. and cheerful personality.

Hater. More serenade: I would love to put my cock in your titties. This next "ultimate egg sandwich" review is by Kat's Tech and this time, it's not actually an egg sandwich, it's an iPhone review. Hila: Oh. *relaxing music* Kat: Hey guys! It's me again, and today I have some very exciting news. I'm recording this video. It was a new iPhone 7. Hurrah! Hila: Interesting cinematography. Ethan: I like their iPhones. I am very close to being able to see their "iPhones". A little to the left and I could totally see their "iPhones." Ohhh my GEEEERRRRR!!! See that "iPhone"? *growls* Look at the buttons, man!

AHHHHHH!!! Who is lucky to have that iPhone? Look, this is an

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video. That's why they get away with it. The product information is clearly seen here. It has the storage of gigabytes. It has this stereo with development sound. Hila: Wow. Ethan: I didn't know. Splash, water and dust resistant and, frankly, guys, we need to put that water resistance to the test. Kat: I think that's enough, it was good, it was great... Ethan: Is that the new iPhone? Well, it looks like the phone is waterproof, but I'll have to do a little more research on this tonight after you go to bed. (By that he means he's going to shake his ding dong...) Hila : I thought you didn't like Apple products...

Ethan: I'm opening up, you know? It's... a good critic can really open your mind, so I'll do some research on this later. I will take notes and decide if I want to buy this product. Hila: Tell me what you learn from this

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video. *Ethan shakes him feverishly* Kat on the monitor: -I actually have some very exciting news! Hila: Are you seeing this again!? I thought you said you were working! Ethan: I am, I'm learning, I'm researching what new smartphone to buy. Hila: This is not an investigation! Ethan: Now, Piper Blush, one of my favorite late night 'learn' videos, this one here, "Sports Bra vs.

No Bra Jump Rope Test." Now, would you be surprised if I told you that this video has 15 million views in two months? Hila: Yes, it would be. Ethan: Yeah, well, I'm just saying yes. By the way, this was after the ad-pocalypse occurred. Everyone is being criticized and, meanwhile, Ethan serenades: You have a great personality. Let's jump rope a little, ladies and gentlemen. Piper: You may have seen the video from yesterday where I told you that I don't normally wear bras. But there are some times I do it. Let me show you why. I'm going to do a jump rope challenge, comparing each bra.

Ethan: I'm kind of enthralled, but I don't understand why, because she doesn't really say anything. She speaks very slowly, but I just can't, I think, I'm really interested in whatever she's talking about. Hila: Interesting, because I probably would have skipped this video. Ethan: You really wouldn't see it? Well, clearly 15 million people thought this had some educational purpose, Hila, so I don't know what your problem is. Like looking here. So here you even have slow motion so you can see the dynamics of the liquids. It's physics, Hila. And then, just for the sake of science, right, next she does one without a bra.

Hila: I like how it looks with a transparent white shirt. Ethan: It's just a white shirt! Why do you think he did it on purpose to be seen? I need support? Maybe, I do not know. I had never thought about it, but it is possible. I'll be watching this later tonight, I'll close the door and I'd appreciate it if you'd knock because I don't like to be disturbed when I'm studying. 'How do I go from watching NFL videos to this? I'm not complaining, in fact I'm grateful. Whatever wizard is behind this algorithm, he is a genius and should get a raise.

I agree. (Hila: Totally agree). YouTube, you are doing a great job. Great, great job. Hila: I like this guy's...in order to do more research. He said: "You should experiment without a bra with a wet t-shirt to see what is more comfortable." Ethan: Right. He is really concerned about women. Ethan: Yeah, totally. Hila: He just wants us to be comfortable. Ethan: Like and like if you agree. Should I like it? Hila: No. Ethan: Oh, okay. I'll like it later when I'm doing my own research. Now, if you thought the "ultimate egg sandwich" recipe was crazy, then you'll have plenty of time to understand the video below, which shows how to cut a carrot.

That's all. It's just... it's cut... it's cutting a carrot. Piper: Hey guys, it's Piper Blush! Special cooking tips! Ethan: What does she have? I just can't stop looking at her carrot reviews. Your opinions of her carrot of her are off the charts! After just two months, this "cutting a carrot" tutorial has 3.5 million views. *sexy music* Ethan Serenade: Mmm girl, I love your carrots and you have a great personality. Hey, can I put my cock between your tits? 3.5 million visits in just two months, what a great personality. I'd like to put it on Manny's head, put it on your butt.

Piper: Chop. Ethan: This video is a waste of time. These girls are getting 15 million views in two months and I'm sitting here trying to be funny?! Fuck this. Hila: Where are you going? *bouncy review music* This is educational, because I'm showing you how to peel a carrot! Oh my god, what does that remind you of? Your little pee pee? (Giggles) *chokes on carrot* And that's how you peel a carrot!