The Dobre Brothers: Masters of Prank

Someone coming to spray paint that crap on your garage door? In front of a security camera... using spray paint that washes off almost effortlessly... and as if that wasn't bad enough, a few weeks later, BAM! Eggs. "What the hell?" Now, I'm not accusing them of faking these stunts. "There's no way this is real." They obviously have no credibility right now, but these are pretty serious things to pretend! It would almost be like, I don't know, faking a brutal injury for the sake of the content. You just don't do things like that, you know? But what I will say about these two eerily similar videos, posted about a month apart from each other, is that the person trashing them looks like the exact same guy.

He has quite distinct and strange gestures that are very similar to the strange and distinct gestures exhibited by his friend who played Bigfoot in a video called "BIGFOOT INVADED OUR HOME". "Why do you keep coming and doing this?" Once again, I'm not accusing them of anything. All I'm saying is that if you needed a guy, hypothetically, to play a fake joker for a video, this would probably be the guy you'd ask. Also, they mentioned so many times in this video that they have 24 hour security dedicated to their property. "And we also have security. They have the authority to do whatever it takes to protect us." So this guy had to get through security, on foot, while he was holding eggs.

Those security guards must suck. "I have a lot of balls. I'm here to see the Dobre." "Oh yeah?" "These are not to be thrown away, I'm going to eat them." "Oh, okay, you're ready to go." "We can't clean this up. How are we going to clean all this up?" He is right! I mean, what are four healthy adult men going to do with a few eggs? They can't clean that! They are not able to clean that! But I mean, this is the same guy who started this video saying that he doesn't know how to use a camera. "Take the camera, brother, I don't know how to operate this thing." He just goes to show that money can't buy everything. "Bye bye!" Those are The Dobre Brothers:

masters

of the joke and practically nothing else.

Honestly, if you want to know my true opinion on these guys, because they're stupidly popular now, I think they're pretty harmless. As far as overly successful and rich YouTubers go, they could be a lot worse. Honestly, I find them entertaining and they're not really doing anything wrong. I mean, obviously they fake their

prank

s, but am I outraged that they're faking their

prank

s? No, because everything on YouTube is fake at this point. I know I spent a lot of time talking about how fake his jokes are, but I do it simply because I think it's funny how little effort people put into making things seem real.

I guess the only thing that really bothers me about The Dobre Brothers is that their content puts business first, especially now that they're going on tour. They never miss an opportunity to promote their tour. They plug it in at the beginning of the video, they plug it in at the end of the video, hell, sometimes they stop what they're doing to plug that shit in right in the middle of the video. And its merchandise. Holy shit. "shop

dobre

.com!" We get it, guys. You have pants that have your name on the dick. We see you using them.

You don't have to mention it five times in each video. Call me crazy, but I think that's too many times to promote your merch. "Come on, Drew, you literally did that at the beginning of this video!" "You did what?" "I connected your merchandise!" "Did you plug in the stickers?" "You're doing it again!" "drewgoodenshop.com?" "For!" "Stop What?" "You know what, Drew? You may think you are, but you're not better than anyone else." "What can I say? I'm just trying to make that coin." "I know. You love coins. And let me guess, now you're going to read an ad." "Oh, I'm not going to read the ad." "You are not?" "No, you're reading the ad." "But well." Hello.

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Then goodbye. "Bye bye!"