Nobody Should Say This To Their Mom

Wow, I did it. I posted a YouTube video. What a day! Well, it's time to celebrate. Alexa, play the national anthem. Oh! and a compilation of fireworks. Alexa: Okay. Hello Mr. Lamp, did you hear the news? I posted a YouTube video. Mr. Lamp: I'm proud of you, kid. Drew: Thank you Mr. Lamp. Mr. Lamp: *sigh* You sure know how to turn me on. Drew: Disgusting, don't say things like that. Mr. Lamp: No, no, I just meant... Drew: I just... Please stop talking. Mr. Lamp: No, no, it's just that I'm a lamp, you know? It's like when you turn on a light.

Drew: I'm thirsty! *gasp* A beer. But... I haven't had a beer since... my 13th birthday. I've been passed out for weeks! But I guess I was just a kid. It would be fine if I only had one. Plus, I deserve it! After all, I posted a YouTube video. Well here goes nothing! Oh! I feel good- *alarm goes off* Oh damn, not again! Why am I so sensitive to alcohol? Did my hair really grow that much in just three weeks? Wait! Three weeks? *gasp* I have to watch the news! TV: "...cancelling all 14 planned Shrek sequels, saying there was simply too much interest." Drew: This is terrible!

Danny: "...really fucked up. It's not even a vlog, it's just a montage of him picking up his little dog like it was a football and kicking it across a football field." "...It's literally just a trap and Logan Paul kicking his dog." Drew: Logan, can you stop? Also, I wish I had made a video about

this

... Oh wait! Instagram! I have to see what I've missed! No, no, it's so... horrible... I have to... talk about it. Hello everyone and welcome back to YouTube.com, a website I built from scratch, using nothing but my own! Hands! First of all, thank you to the Instagram user by the name of .09 centimeters for sending me

this

video.

This is from @AndreaEspada. Uh... television. Now this wasn't on his account, she reposted it from another account called @cutiesvid. And we'll get more into his profile in a minute, but first I have to show you this piece of art that he left me speechless. "Mom! I'm tired, let's go now!" "I'm almost done, just a minute!" "What do you think?" "You could do better." "Why not?" "It's so horrible." I don't know what this video was called, because the title here is just "Comment your name backwards!", but I imagine it would be something like "When your hot mom takes too long to get ready!" He can't wait to go to the playground or the zoo or wherever they go, but he immediately goes from his number one worry to being, "We have to go now, Mom!" to "Like: "Actually, take a little more time to get ready because I don't think you look sexy enough." "Did you gain weight?" "Come on sexy mom.

You can do better than that!" And then at the end of the video, right before the big twist, because it's an Instagram video, there has to be a twist at the end, otherwise it's not funny, you know. But at the end end of the video, he says: "Yes, that's the kind of girl I like!" "Ohhhh..Mamacita!" "Finally!" "That's my kind of girl." son tells his mother, but she says, "That's exactly what I wanted to hear, I'm flattered!" "You know I love blonde girls." "What's with the brown hair?" ?" I feel like if this were realistic, after he says "That's my kind of girl!" She would be like, "Wait.

What have you just told me? You know I'm your mom, right?" And then he went to the other girl and she was like, "Ugh. I thought you wanted to fuck me, but you just want to fuck this other woman you're not related to." I know I'm overanalyzing this video, but at the very least, all you could have done to make it a little less weird was not include the part from the Bruno Mars song where he says "Sex by the Fire" so soon while this 8 year old goes to hug this grown woman The last thing I want to point out is that at the end he says tag two friends, so I moved on. and I tagged the two people among everyone I think

should

watch this video.

Oh, this one was posted 3 hours ago. "When you're desperate for him!" Hello! Yes I'm fine. Of course I remember you! Today? Of course, in two hours? I'll be ready, yes." "She'll call you back!" "What are you doing, Tsunami? Is that my date?" "What are you doing, desperate?" The dialogue is so weird! Like it's never... it's close, but it's always a little off. "You just peed again in bathroom!" Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those people who say, "In my country you'll learn to speak American." For example, she doesn't have to learn English if she doesn't want to, but she clearly speaks more fluent Spanish, so just make the videos in Spanish “Okay, okay.

I'm going to my room, bye." "Where are you going?" "Just taking out the trash." "*gasp* No way." This is one of the best 4 second clips in film history in which she runs out of his room, like “Oh! Nothing, just taking out the trash!" and the daughter says: "There's something suspicious here..." And then the mother has to deliberately lean over so that the lipstick falls out. "At least take your lipstick!" Ladies , don't despair, these videos don't really have a punchline, or a big ending, they just... they just end and that's it, it's over. In this one, "How Girls Get Ready to Fight" is it. like "Oh", you know, very amplified like "Come on buddy, come on, fuck", but you know how girls have shoes on... and extensions... and the jacket.. you have to take all that stuff off first. to fight, but then, oh, here's the twist!

A cute guy walks by like he's in a music video, and then they have to put all

their

stuff back on because they have to look good for the guy And then that's it. .She…she walks behind him and then I guess they said, “Oh! Well, we're out of time! It's 60 seconds! That's all we have on Instagram!" "Baby, I'm going to miss you so much." "Aw baby, I'm going to miss you too. Let me see if I have my passport... Baby, come on." "What happened baby?" "You did the whole bra and underwear thing..." "The whole bra and underwear thing..." Was that the line they wrote? "That's not mine, stupid!" Oh, it's not hers because he cheated because that's comedy. "Oh my god...

That bra was mine!" It's great because it has physical comedy. It gets hit in the head multiple times. It has trap comedy, and it has not one, okay, but two twists because the first one is, "That's not my bra!" .but then she... realizes it's her bra. She immediately said, "That's not my bra. I only have four bras, but I've never seen that one before." and then when you go to your drawer you see "Oh, that was my bra because I don't have as many as before." This one is great. This one is called "Does She Really Like You?" Mistress?" "Are you serious?

Are you on the phone again? Are you putting on makeup? I mean, it seems like you don't even love me anymore." "I love you!" Is that how the video starts? She's on the phone putting on makeup, which is a normal thing, and he comes in: "Babe! I just noticed you're not in the other room sucking my dick!" I mean, she's not on the phone with Osama bin Laden, she's just talking to her friend like she's wearing makeup. Amanda: Yeah, the insurance said no They'll cover it. I don't know what I'm going to do. Drew: Are you really putting on makeup?

And while you're on the phone? Do you love me? Amanda: What the fuck? UH oh! poop! There she goes, pooping and... oh, no toilet paper! Oh, she's putting her leg in the wrong hole! What's going to happen? She's starting the car... Oh! She needs gas. So she has to go get gas. Actually, it's not bad luck to say, "Oh, I have to do what's part of the job." responsibilities you have when owning a car." I'm overanalyzing this. I need to be more like this guy who just said, "Can you tell us in a video how you got those curves?" Alright, I've spent enough time on your Instagram , and I've actually spent enough time with her that I don't need to watch them anymore, but I just want to show you a couple of YouTube videos of hers that I found, just to give you an idea of ​​who she is.

I like this "Ice Bath Bikini Challenge! Will I Survive???" I get that that's like clickbait or whatever, but I think it would be really funny if she froze to death and they posted the video anyway. Let's try the "English vs. Spanish Challenge." This

should

be good. I can't tell if he's faking it or if he's really sick of her. "Let's do this quickly." "Let's get this over with soon, honey. I have to go take a photo in front of a tree." Literally the only source of entertainment here, the only joke she makes is her... she's not very good at speaking English, so she tries - she's doing the best she can, but she mixes up the words.

Is that the funny thing? God! That's tremendously arrogant for someone who gets every fourth word wrong without mentioning, of course, "Scarves." She makes a living, whatever it is. I'm not sitting here saying, "This girl sucks!" Because there are worse people who do worse things. That's almost always the case when I make a video about someone. It's like, why? Because? How come she can have a big butt and now she has a lot of money? I have a little butt, okay? Do you know how small my butt is? I have to work really hard to make a living from comedy.

If you follow Andrea on Instagram because she has a great butt, I don't blame you, you know, she's fine, but if you're following her, follow me on Instagram too. I have a small butt and don't have much to look at, but I post a few things there from time to time, so follow me. Alright guys, I think that will be enough for today. Thanks so much for looking. If you liked this video, please click the Like button. And, um, that was my joke. I don't know what else to say after that. Oh, also subscribe. Please. Oh, and I started a podcast!

I announced it here in a community post, but this is the first video I've made since I started. I will do it or try to do it once a week. It's mainly going to be Amanda and I or me and whoever, whoever the guest is... I don't really want to do it alone, so it's something that if you're interested, if you want to see more of my content and you just like listening to me talk, that's the way to do so, so there is also a link to that channel in the description. It's called The Little Stinker Radio Hour and it's just under an hour long, but I rounded it up.

But that's all guys, thank you so much again for watching and have a... scarf... day.