Surprisingly Scary Real Stories (GAME)

welcome to a good mythical fact, more random and disturbing, this is a disturbing fact that is random, okay, most 1 dollar bills, 94% of the 68 dollar bills analyzed harbor bacteria, of course, It's a disturbing fact and it's random, okay, I mean, everything everyone feels great, bacteria, let me add. That's coming guys, we're going to hear some

scary

stories

because they're 75% cotton, 25% and they're not very good at transmitting said diseases, so they're not going to die for your cash anytime soon. Hello guys, you are afraid. story, yes Christine, did you get any candy? I got some. I have my backpack full of candy.

No, thanks. Okay, sorry for slamming the door in your face, but you're early. I mean, I'm not a kid either. Oh, I've done well. adulthood, but we have

scary

stories

of these

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life people, they don't just work here, they are

real

life people, yes, in real life, and scary things happen to them and you, yes, we, our task is to relate them to you before we do that, I want to know what each of your favorite Halloween candy is and you don't have to agree with us, my job is not in danger, no, yeah, they say that Swedish fish, oh , okay, you guys don't love me as much as Reese's apparently? peanut butter cups oh no I can't I'm allergic to peanut butter okay so Swedish fish is mine they're really good you can put them in the freezer and it makes them really hard to eat you do a lot of chewing I like it like a tooth, okay, it's your favorite, it's my favorite, yes, it really is, you're not enough for a second to read, yes, you talk to people, like Swedish fish, yes, reminders of our, ya You know, the Swedish, I have some Scandinavian in I, okay, how much is that?

You know, Emily, what about you? What is your favorite land? A point. Wow, they're just worse. I like dogs and points. No, no, that's the first round if they were here because it would have been Halloween. That's the sweet version of I like the Star Wars prequels I like it I like the texture of it I like the two of them and I'm learning to fish Swedish the little yellow boxes are so cute yes, the boxes I like the little boxes but only eat them on Halloween No I buy period, yeah, I could be doing it's just a Halloween Christine.

I like sour sweets, so I like sour straws or I'm a sour patch. The kids didn't make it to the board, it shouldn't bother him. I'm a pieces man, I'm a real tea boy, oh yeah, I don't make them in Halloween size so they were eliminated, let's get to these regular ones, you're going to do the honors for the first one, I sure lost my earrings mother. and I asked a psychic for help, she said follow my cat and I found them in the back of a random closet with a cat hanging up seriously. First of all, is there someone who had borrowed his mother's earrings?

My mother used clips, okay? I mean, this did it for me, this feels like Christine. I mean, yeah, I think she would see a psychic and then follow a cat, but the creepy thing is that it seems to have worked, so I can't wait to ask about that thing I was once playing with. Ouija board with some friends and when we asked who was there, the board spelled Beelzebub and no one knew who he was until we were done, we Googled the name and found out it was the name of the Prince of Hell. Beelzebub, Beelzebub, there's something that says deal, I said Beelzebub, that's upstairs meals on a Friday, what's that Jordan?

I was about to help you guys I thought I thought of something clever it was going to be this is someone who was playing the Ouija board okay there is a Ouija board age when Google was available you're right maybe it's me , but it is also someone who had knowledge of Beelzebub, not intimate knowledge, he did not have someone in the group, the person who was actually directing where I went, who was not a demon, but was actually just one of the people who played that person had one of our friends one of your friends was a woman who could have been a real demon.

I'm not saying I don't believe in Ouija boards, but no. I don't want to, so who am I talking about? You know you're not playing. I think I'm going to throw this at Emily. Oh, I was going to say angry about that permission. We give it to Emily and then we can change it. That's okay, because I really don't. I know it was getting dark and there was a pile of ten cars and I was walking home from the park near my house Oh park near your house very nice a half naked man started chasing me whose ass I ran down the sidewalk screaming until I found an adult oh God and I grabbed his leg while trying to tell him that he was being chased by a naked man.

Turns out he was just a shirtless jogging guy with a happy ending who saw a guy jogging and assumed they were being chased by Matt Leaves who was allergic to peanut butter. That's like Jordan to me, we have to give the Ouija board to Matt. I feel very good, well we can still change it once I got stuck in a river and almost my whole body sank into the mud and I thought I was going to die like that. It's scary, so it's like a quicksand type situation in a river area, not a desert, that grew up near rivers, muddy rivers, money rivers, that's a southern fossil, my favorite muddy rivers are not a thing of the south, muddy rivers is where there are rivers, rivers everywhere, well, they' If you're muddy or in the south, no, they're muddy or at least on the east coast, then you're on the west coast, you're just talking about the Delta, no, I'm saying like a river like the Cape Fear River because the mountains are older on the east coast, the Appalachians are much older than the Rocky Mountains, so the Rocky Mountains tend to have cleaner water than the They come out of the Appalachians.

In fact, today we have a couple of soil samples. I don't think this is Jordyn, so after handing in Tell him how we're going to change this. I feel like Emily got stuck in a river and I feel like Jordan ran away from a guy jogging, but I don't think you feel strongly that she ran away from a jogger. They have rivers in Canada, Christine. oh you bet it's okay let's change it Emily and Jordan okay change it okay Matt well I already saw this one I saw it oh you shook your head so I need to change.

I wasn't saying anything whatsoever. Shaking your head, no man, but are you asking? Yes, no, see you, Amy, no, no, from which you I was the one who ran away. I don't appreciate everyone making assumptions about kids who live near parks, sometimes they live near a park. I thought everyone living near a park is like a high class thing and you hug another man's leg well he was an adult who wore clothes saws like he probably wasn't trying to change for you. I was like in elementary school, so fifth grade. or something like that it's a shame to hug men's legs it's just that I was a smaller fifth grader I didn't have my growth spurt until later are you the woman from the river yeah well I lost there were my amethyst earrings great-grandmother and my mother had them, I borrowed it, I knew I was going to lose it and then I just looked everywhere and as a last resort, there was a psychic next door, my cookie shot, I was like, whatever, I'll try any thing, she follows your cat, did you do it?

I have to pay the psychic for that information, no, but I got a picture of my aura, oh, okay, you didn't pay the psychic, no, he was just there and I was like telling him I was going to buy another amethyst earrings there. They had others, like being left out of a sale, she used her psychic body image of my aura, okay, I was a customer, I guess people don't pay, she just says follow your cat, yeah, but yeah, they weren't earrings. Yes, it seems that way. They were in a little bag and they were like in the back of this closet that the cat hadn't gotten into, like I don't know, maybe they fell to the floor, the cat was playing with a little purse and like he brought them .

She's there, huh, I don't know, I'm supposed to believe you, that's what happened, it could be like cats messing with your stuff, now you're going to psychics for this? And? And what Christine, you were the Ouija board, oh. Yes, honey, I feel like anyone who goes to Catholic school has dabbled a lot with the Ouija board, yes, oh yes, Catholics would be less likely because of its perverse connotation. Thanks, the stitch really happened. I guess it was one of my friends, oh God. God Beelzebub, okay, so it was you, quick Santa Claus dinner, yes, I always wanted to go to the trash and I gathered some friends even at the curtain and they all ran away on the day, so I went alone, what a good eye, cute alone and that.

It was a lovely experience, but then the river stopped and I, yeah, I said, well, I need to get out of this river, snow, what is now a lake, okay, because it was still Lake Isabella as soon as maybe that It was all and so soon. When I got out, I sank up to my waist in mud, crawled to the side of the road, and hitchhiked back to the village boy. I didn't have my phone either, well Jordan anyway next time everyone abandons you. you're going to call me, don't use the tube by yourself, yeah, solo tube is not a good idea, remember that video

game

tube, yeah, you throw, you throw, you throw soda cans, like yeah, bird things from the tube, yeah , yes, in the

game

you are drinking, cans. it was an arcade game yeah the chucky cheese game check it out Toobin where's that reboot?

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