Started a Phone Business, Sold 34 Quadrillion Phones - Smartphone Tycoon gameplay

I'm basically God looking at an empty building. What is this? Do you want to make a presentation of the smart

phone

? You are stupid if you buy this

phone

, the presentation will cost you 1 million. 1 million 1 million dollars is like a fraction of pocket change right now, of course, okay, my God, what is this? It's like it's an Apple-style presentation. Welcome. The NSA presents a new

smartphone

that will revolutionize the world. mobile technologies industry, this is your stupidity, if you buy this phone there, it is the same crap that you have been buying year after year, oh, look at the six statistics, shitty camera, terrible resolution, world price, can you imagine being between the crowd? this and then made you sit here and watch a number count for about 30 seconds 1117 dollars look at you stupid if you buy this phone we're well past the 100

quadrillion

barrier I think we broke the game at this point a hundred times I move this slide over the number of copies doesn't change, it's just 981 trillion forever, okay, six hundred

quadrillion

, 700 million, eight hundred quadrillion, no, quadrillion, okay, the game just bottomed out at 993 quadrillion dollars for a limited time, okay, It's time we believe the latter. maximum wear maximum height old style Android buttons smaller screen you may have bulky shoulderssharp angles strange looking angular screen lock button in a place you don't want it volume buttons also in a place you don't want them let's do it Razer headset green oh yeah there we go there we go logo in some gross place marking also in some gross place overlapping things to make you feel uncomfortable fingerprint scanner on the back placed at the bottom of the screen where you can't really use it HD super amoled ababa blah 16 megapixel camera, in fact we liked the camera so much that we put 4 cameras and placed them right where you want them, covering both logos and not quite centered and we even put two cameras in the front, so these are cameras in everywhere, the best felt processor, the most RAM, not my own OS because for some reason I never figured out how to power that with the best battery, whatever it is, all of this costs $878 to do.

Can I still mark it? If I can. Oh, it's a $1,900 phone. Yes, you know what happened to me. At this point, although we have our 993 trillion dollars, there is still one guy who is technically like a founding member of the company, like a ground floor employee who has been with me since the beginning and still makes 990 a month. Welcome, yeah, yeah, the phone, you know, we were. Yes, these are the ultimate batteries. I think what they mean is that it has a good battery and is available for a very low price. Well, I sat here and it took me 45 seconds to count up to that.

Yes, you understand, although the edge is a bit. a bit off and looks terrible really, it still has an average rating of six. I made them the best phone, it had like 19 cameras on the back, well that's spying what the NSA is going to do, so I think we've done all the damage we could. Here most of the numerical indicators on the screen no longer work. We have created a beautiful ghost house full of workers. Actually, it is my final duty. I think it's time to properly reward Francis for his incredible work at nine ninety a month, sir. a big plus, so I'm going to do something for you that I should have done a long time ago, say goodbye, so that will do it for this episode of let's play as usual.

I'm Josh, thank you so much for joining me and I will. See you next time