I Made Millions by Managing a Team of Cheaters - Esports Life Tycoon

Hi, I'm Josh, welcome back, let's play with us, an

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mogul today, developers, thanks here despite knowing what's probably about to happen. I guess we are pursuing a career as a manager because there are no other options. It's me, I'm this idiot. Let's give our boy a nice personalized look. I'm glad that when you click the slider, his whole body moves at the same time. It's like a magic trick. I can't see what he's doing. I just have to click and pull and he. he likes a twist and suddenly it's different his eyebrows look on his eyebrows every time he spins it gets worse Center of the eyebrows why is this possible?

I'm going to turn this all the way up, okay, I'll take it back, it's incredible, it's like a new surprise. every time you angle oh now let's do the three bridges cool your nose it's a vacuum cleaner now you know what I forgot is the two heads on top it's like he's having the worst allergic reaction that affects every part of his body including his. eyebrows good, I feel like this blue color fits perfectly. I'm glad it doesn't affect your eyebrows. alright, looking good, we have to find the perfect shirt for this guy. Oh yes, of course, this is clearly what he was meant to wear. this is Hughes name help I need my EpiPen start of the game

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name just friendly fire bless any game that lets you do these things it's good that they provide all these options but let's be honest the only thing anyone should choose is the real story of the eggplant no the eggplant, but these were basically the colors of my halo and you could make logos and similar things, shoes, shirts, I like this, it's as if they had cut the eggplant, there are always a series of colors similar to those of vomit, yeah, that's okay, that's okay, we did it.

It's about time, okay, so here are all of our default players. We will have to change some data. I think the Lord feeds a lot. I have Wallhack. I buy sheets, only the anger goes away. The doctor kills as a

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. Okay. DreamTeam. Let's do this. The house of our dreams. Hello, help. I need my EpiPen I'm the CEO of karate masters I read that you were joining a team and I just wanted to welcome you to the league we'll see who needs more luck ahh my relationship with the karate masters has gotten worse you don't know what you've gotten yourself into as CEO from karate masters wait, huh?

I looked. I received three different emails, all the people claim to be the CEO of karate masters and I basically chose the bad answer so that my relationship will be progressively worse with everyone. these people who may or may not be the CEO, this is exactly what I imagine an

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house to be like, especially where everyone sleeps fully clothed on top of the sheets, little stuffed animals staring at you and if you're this guy, you literally sleep with your eyes open and then after that nice night's sleep they all sit together and eternally shovel piles of food, look what these kids have for breakfast, it's like four chicken breasts and a bunch of tomatoes, in fact that seems to be what they do. that everyone is eating, although This guy looks like he has a salad and this guy looks like he's eating like 16 ounces of meat for breakfast.

Also, at no point have I seen this guy interact with anyone. At the end of the preseason, the official Hero League League begins. The League moves to a new department, this team deserves better, I mean it doesn't, but it's okay, now we are in the Bronze League, okay, the game wants us to choose a sponsor, which one has lower expectations of We, oh my gosh, do you see how much money these guys make? think of all the tricks he must be buying with $6,000 there it's just friendly fire that's the face of some champions good urea in the biggest house we still live in seclusion everyone sits out there and it's weird bachelor pads oh well look what us against all these people I guess I basically went through the tutorial for this game, that's basically how this works, you have these five idiots right here and I send them here to explore a little bit about the other teams and then I have them all come over. here and we discuss chemistry.

I guess that means the other team's chemistry or maybe their own, then we make them sit and train on their computers where no one puts on headphones to play seriously before sending them here to stand in front of them. lots of banners to show how excited they are. I usually like to leave them here all day and they have high hopes that they will be blinded before a game and then when it gets close to bedtime they go ahead and push through the entire dinner. in their face as humanly possible before going to sleep or well four of them went to sleep oh my god this guy literally doesn't sleep all night and then does it again the next day the more you train in all of these things, of course.

It means that the expectations of victory change, so you are more likely to beat me. I'm only worried about one thing, all that fuss. I think this might be my favorite part of the game. pasta for everyone. strange nutrients for this type. Me too. I noticed the bed changing every night which is really strange, this guy never stops talking about strategy even while he sleeps and lastly whoever gets stuck in this bed never sleeps until it's time to get up again, introduce the nutrients of Alpha Centauri into your body and then resume the hype and an unknown person entered the house, let's calm down now, that is not an unknown person entering the house, it is someone ringing the doorbell, I am tired of salats, mom , I'm sure you don't feed them well enough, so I brought something home

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. comfort food, can you give them this?

No, they are on a strict diet, get out of here, lady, the man feeds a lot. Your players went on a hunger strike in protest. Your energy will slowly increase over 48 hours, although the media attention caused you to get 1,000. New fans see now, that's the kind of hype I'm talking about, now is the time to fight the Lithuanian Cavaliers. Sweet, we lost, that's what I like to see, really look at our sick, huh, while everyone else is exploring, this guy is quietly turning into Satan over here. His name is just rage, he backs off, I mean, is this really going to bother us?

I don't like being a rat, but the man earns a lot instead of practicing, he spends his time in front of the computer watching videos, he does what he likes, like how. to solve this in the mind of this game, giving this guy a pizza is equal to talking to him, let's try not to form a human connection at all, it is enjoying this pizza by yourself, there is not enough time to accomplish the task, it is Well, it doesn't matter, you'll just get angry. injured player a bursitis is affected with the zipper site game he wants us to spend 11 days away from the computer I am going to try very hard to prevent that from happening you should look for a substitute right now playing with an injured player is not a good idea, okay , I'm full of ideas that are not good, I love that no matter what task we are doing, these guys are here just doing team stuff and these guys here are furious because the man broadcasts a lot, it was like watching YouTube videos. to play pranks on him.

I don't plan on anyone practicing. I'm convinced we can be a successful team with hype alone, yes that's what makes group photos good. One of your team members is missing one of them calling for medical help. Well, guys, have a good game, oh my God, we won and look at this. My team is true to their names. The man feeds a lot, like crazy with 13 deaths, only anger gave way and he entered the round angry. I have a wall. HAC prevented him from being killed. at any time and bought sheets had a pretty good kill ratio.

I'm just saying this game knows me, he accepts that game, we don't need unity among our players, what a happy house, see this? I have a guy furious in his sleep. We have another guy who keeps talking about statistics. This guy is begging to go to a hospital and this guy can't sleep. Are they just eating raw rice for breakfast? Are they drinking water in wine glasses? Is this like a normal esports thing? I still have a moment I don't care if the expectations of victory say it will be a difficult match I think we have shown that none of that matters statistically speaking they should blow our minds, well how about we win against that feeds a lot 15 deaths?

I like it I like how we also don't take the MVP that always goes to the other team even though we basically don't train we are slowly moving up the ranks oh boy we are going to fight karate masters. I've been waiting for this moment after three of them. The CEOs spoke badly to us, well, who is surprised, in fact, if anything, I am disappointed, sir, it feeds a lot. He didn't die even once. This game is teaching us amazing things that just need hype and we can win. This is the only time. The guy can be happy, he takes his anger and literally puts it aside and just stares and smiles before going back to being furious all day.

My God! More emails. I love this team. I want to congratulate you on the team you have formed. They seem eager to win. Will you win the tournament? I don't believe it. You have disappointed your fans. A player wants to meet with me. What do you need? I have Wallhack. I want you to buy a drink for my friends. They play Fafi. all day and I want to think that you can negotiate this face go back to practice now well well now we have two angry people we have this angry guy in the dining room god this angry guy in the bedroom with a PlayStation 4 now yes You'll excuse me, guys, I'm generating buzz, you know, let's improve a room if you want to call it a room.

In fact, we'll keep improving until we run out of money and that's when, oh wow, that's sad, but. I guess now that we have it we're going to use it. No, no one entered the house. Fight fast. Hello, I'm air, oh God, you are failing this community. You're not uploading enough videos, hey arrow, I know this. I'm trying to make more videos. This is an e-sports team. This brought the team together and there is a team chemistry bonus for 48 hours. I'm very excited not to use it. That in all the players was suspended. For cheating during the last match, a light punishment of three days of competition has been imposed.

I would expect this. I have Wallhack and buy cheats, but not you. You need five starters. Why would your team give in in a loss? Well, give me the defeat. What if I'm still on top by a ton? I love how this whole thing basically teaches the team that you can go ahead and cheat and your manager doesn't even care, yeah at the end of the season, here we are, we destroy everyone, no surprise. oh but now it's time to take this a little more seriously it's time to check our email i want to retire wallhack wants to retire and i buy cheats and then the other three guys let me know in spanish that they want their contracts renewed the game seems to freeze if I renew the contracts so that no one renews their contracts.

First Silver League match of the game. Let's do it, guys. You'd think the odds don't look good in our favor. Well, it will be very similar to a Silver League. Bronze league full of us unexpectedly winning God that's a lot of excitement oh my god I discovered the most surprising bug check this out so this little That thing counts down. right before the match starts and then I save our game. I return to the main menu. I load that saved game. We skipped the match and now the countdown is messed up, it corrects itself and unfortunately you can't do it.

This is always the case, but we can skip quite a few matches this way and, even better, the game gives us a victory for each match we skip. One more example from the game that shows us that cheating is the path to victory in eSports. I also figured out how to change. our logo, as much as I love the eggplant, I love seeing that we suck a lot more on the wall and sprinkle it on the floor and I can't just look pretty everywhere, right? Even though I buy traps he wants to talk, let's see how he looks like.

Really upset about something I don't know what's wrong with us We're losing every game I don't feel like doing anything I don't feel like practicing or even having fun What do you mean we have an undefeated record this season? Outside of these two things, for two points he will force you to do push-ups or talk to you clearly. I don't want to talk to him, so go do push-ups for four hours and be here all day. I just want to point out that despite all the exercise he just did, he only liked six pushups on that logo, this looks so good when we're on the sideline 120, you just missed it, we suck, I can't say I'm surprised Sorry, but your team can.

To not be promoted, the Golden League requires a minimum level of national fame and at least 50,000 followers, what's with all the fuss? I did it as we went into the silver recovery, two of our guys quit because we sucked, but luckily some of the best. they are still here theresomeone at your door only anger leaves doctor the team kills a lot your feeds don't you live here? say goodbye, I met Renu oh well, goodbye, what if we enter the new season without players, there are not enough players? You don't sign enough players to start the board, you'll fill your roster with low ranked players so you can keep playing sweet look at my rejected team managers.

The eyes are completely gone now, the other reason I let all these random people join my team. Kim keeps failing. every time he tries to add people and really these idiots can't be worse than the last man, if he had known it would be that easy he would have moved on and just not

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players and now it's time for me. moving them to a new house because we've reached our follower limit, so luxury apartment, here we go, that's the perfect room, we suck. I also figured out how to change their uniforms and I'm glad to see they're all there. using it, it has "let's play" with no colors except for the painted spray we suck in the middle, like how unpronounceable the logo is in their office, more good.news, it seems they have also improved their palette, two liter bottles of cheap soda, which could be a burrito and fries, the favorite food of eSports, too guys.

I don't know if you know this, but they forgot to save the milk and just like that we are at the top of the leaderboards having conquered the gold league with zero losses again and with our victory we could very well move on to the mansion oh boy look how elegant is this I didn't realize we were now Tony Stark this is where they hit this is where they know they suck this is the other place where they know they suck and probably my favorite part of this is that people still have to share rooms but at the same time less now the exam room looks like we're doing actions and stuff, but you know, just because we have a sweet new pad doesn't mean we have to bring matches.

We could skip them as usual. I see you've been eating the green mud again and what looks like a bunch of eggs. Still in their shells or maybe marshmallows. Curious fact. I had to win the Golden League like three or four times because you need to have a certain amount of followers. I just didn't have them. I also got our people some fancy new t-shirts. I feel like it looks pretty good. FYI, he's the stupid one, why does this guy look so different from his little thumb to this guy, okay, let's see what's different about the Platinum League, not much, since it turns out to be the same deal as before, except now I'm in the Diamond League and because we're getting.

In the ranks we are also going to ascend to the space mansion. Okay, actually this is what we live in now. Not everything seems much more majestic now, does it, but we stink a lot. They also design new t-shirts. It's Johnny. a bear in that guy's armpit. I'm so confused about where everything is, but I'm glad to see that we suck in more places, it looks especially good here, we suck at HQ, yeah, I'm just two-fingered typing on my space tech, so for a short while. Secondly, I thought maybe I would hire some new talent. Great, let's go here and it's like they're booked for five negative seasons.

What does that mean you can't send a player who retires when the actual contract ends, but why are you here? So basically what I've learned is that literally everyone is leaving after this season. I guess I can't really hire anyone, yeah, it turns out there aren't that many changes either, it's pretty much win eleven, get a lot of money and get promoted to Dragon League, but let's see if the Pro League is different here, we're in the last game of the season and I managed to trigger that bug where I just skip the game. I'm very curious to know what happens now according to the calendar.

We actually won and it looks like the rest of our month is free well it didn't take me long the game just froze. I reloaded the game. certain elements are now in Spanish. you're fighting a team name with no image. This match doesn't seem to be on the docket, so I guess instead we'll work our butts off because the two-day, four-hour match counter never seems to go down. Now is a new month and it is full of freedom and opportunity. Well, we've been stuck in the Phantom Zone for a long time. For a couple of months now we're going to see how things are going, literally everyone has some level of neurosis, most of our equipment is basically broken, we still haven't fought this mysterious enemy, the calendar is still a blackboard on white and I think it's fair to say that.

We still suck, so I guess that's what the pro league gets, you're just stuck on your floating aircraft carrier like the Avengers forever, so this is what we're going to do: We're calling our old friends, karate masters, I'll schedule a meeting and let's run away while we can, but at least this team has tons of hype, 51 million followers, and a space station of their own, so that's the esports

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for you. I hope you had fun. I know I did it wrong for these lost souls that they are. stuck on the space station forever and I'll see you next time