Rude Dog and the Dweebs: Episode 7a: “Waiter, There’s a Dweeb in my Soup!”

the sun shines on my face the wind whips my fur the perfect thing the perfect class perfectly

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feel rude be rude there's only one thing that could top this day and this isn't hello fools yeah lee was gonna surprise you congratulations you did the Last week oh I don't know where he is yeah well I think I do caboose he's hey I'm going to help the tic hand wipe then I get ready for my date huh by the way what where is the croquette? you can't talk to her when Gloria's music is on VR she's in another world ok that's where i want to modify i don't want her to find out i have a date with Gloria tonight the answer is yes and no yes i have a date with Gloria and no, you can't come, kibble, you talk, I can, I can think of Gloria, I'm like a walking dictionary of glorification or something, her favorite color is cherry red and the book Rude Dog I'm dating consists of a quote. of a boy and a girl not a boy a girl and a bat DUI now if you don't mind kibble quick and I have to lose this cookie so I can get ready for my date are you special to wearing bow ties? says recording Superstar Warrior read my lips kib you won't go for the last time kibble not sip anything yet i want to be alone with Gloria you understand oh okay are you going to take him to a Finn's chili dog driving hey are you kidding I mean Gloria is a big star boy you No I can take a star off the chili dogs, oh really, where are you taking them?

Wait a minute if I tell you that you and the dorks will be at my table before appetizers, forget it, oh I'll never get to meet Gloria. bye

dweeb

s see you later bye Rd Rue dogs making a terrible mistake I know more about Gloria than anyone trying to figure out where she's leading them oh god well I know where she went she surrounded this bond chess ad you see that's the fanciest French restaurant from downtown So what kibble so I have to go there and help Rude Dog he needs my advice hey yeah I say maybe we should tag along.

Hey don't swear Anton, plus you could only see hello to a happy rude dog but you can keep an eye on him honey and then stay where I can keep an eye on you that way we'll both know the car is safe. Gloria 53 very rude vet you expected less no way I expected you oh roses to me a girl could get used to this room dog can I walk you to a table dear what is this oh those are my fans Anton they follow me everywhere these days are you crazy , I can't handle this crowd, I don't have a big enough staff, oh, croquettes, I think I just found our ticket to this joint, come on, oh, man, Abraham, me and my staff of experienced restaurant workers, we can help you here. say what the hell Gloria here's a toast to the start of a very rude night not even your own mother would recognize you not mine did I say balsamic?

Do you have the right ambient music to keep our lovebirds happy? No, but this record does see that I can take the role playing Charlie could Reginald come over we should feed Rubio and Juliet oh gee that's a familiar tune yeah you know he looks familiar too but hey don't even use Mr .i am and this is your

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its an honor to serve you tonight bro if i wasn't sure waves were home no it couldn't be oh oh the menus are in french and that's greek to me could we have your request, sir? uh yes now i will have the french onion

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and fries oh yes the french toast and salad with the french dressing i got it oh great choice and for you ma'am yes i will have the potato orange and the chocolate mousse, how do you spell that, please forgive your ignorance, he is new here. bad weather whoa special precious moment with a photo hey why not say cheese whats going on i cant see anything here in the chocolate reindeer no moose oh foreigner huh ok records all winston um ladies and gentlemen for your dining enjoyment present a night of your dog Plaza de los museums to dance in the senior French square well, they also have to have places in France, right?

I assume you watch Darkness around the Eiffel Tower. I can give him a flower boy, this glorious one sure eats weird stuff. chocolate mousse coming satch i think he wants to be a bunny ah i get it he is uh i got the big old duck plate ok put it with the oranges eating oranges with a duck looking at the frenchies sure we are a weird dog boy this is your duck and orange viola send me scotty snap kibble reggie winston i'm going to dog hello goodnight sir goodies friends of yours friend that's such a strong word now wait a minute that duck i've never seen that duck before whoopsie happy barely whoa Gloria i think we got drunk sorry baby lo i'm sorry this is what it's going to be restaurants sweltering you mean you don't like fancy french restaurants i'm by no means a restaurant driving chili dog girl babe put on your bib i got the perfect spot for now this is what i call a perfect date Rude Dog hey me too except for one of two things I think that's exactly seven things I want the onion to go up if anyone wants fries