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Ranking EVERYTHING at KFC

Ranking EVERYTHING at KFC
yes okay let's do it master of chicken ah we're back from the kfc i am your colonel mr sanders i've been to all the kfc's around the world italy japan thailand america philippines and i've actually consumed the entire menu on my birthday but today you all requested that you want me to rank

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from the kfc menu from greatest to worst today we will figure out what is the best thing at kfc and what is the worst everyone comment below what do you think my favorite will be if i was to guess i'd say that jp is just going to like the original crispy there's no such thing as an original crispy no this original recipe and extra crispy you combine the two you don't know kfc like i do all right item number one sweet lightning mountain dew exclusive the kfc sweet lightning is a blend of soft honey and manufactured peach mountain dew i applaud you at your advantageous team of chemical flavor designers the baja blast taco bell that's a win mountain dew voltage amazing and now for mountain dew and sweet lightning oh god that's so bad that color looks like a urinary tract infection how you peeing oh my god that's like the aftertaste of like a cocktail that a 16 year old would get with a fake id at a bar boom that's the bottom this just did kentucky fried chicken is from utah and taco bell is from ohio where's the fortune cookie california oh california california i wanna know where panda express is argentina alright someone give...
ranking everything at kfc
me some the colonel's hungry all right next item oh i already know what this is extra crispy the drumstick so i actually saw them make this on a tik tok they have like such a process down they literally shake it like 12 times and then they put in this pressure fryer and it just comes out so consistently glorious every time you do this all day oh my god you might might almost say this this thing is looking good but damn you corona you got up for everybody i'm gonna lick every finger i actually have like a fear of toes and if you put those extra crispy on out lick them toes you're number one like you've always been number one i gotta pace myself next what do we got here oh it's my favorite i love this thing this thing's more moist than it was before it was moist but let's just be real here the famous bowl is on the menu still for a reason it is probably every college kid's go-to for value variety flavor texture the famous bowls gotta go number one boom what do we got think of this as a tiny treasure chest filled with chicken treasures listen colonel i love you to death i'm wearing you right now but that's the dumbest freaking thing i've ever read in my life it's really you definitely need a sauce but it's still good oh kfc your honey mustard sucks go to denny's and steal theirs for the popcorn chicken you are incredible it's soft and how are you not dry you taste better than half the friends that invite me over for...
ranking everything at kfc
dinner this popcorn chicken is better but you're going third next item oh yes the most gorgeous beautiful tenders the kfc sauce used to be called finger licking good sauce we all know why they changed that name i'll tell you what you get caught licking fingers in public you better hope you're vaccinated oh oh my god is it sharp yeah colonel does not like that much respect to the popcorn chicken but i will place you above next time the colonel approves now let's open this up oh cool yeah those are artisanal pickles by the way folks i just want to bring that up there i also want to bring up the fact that the word artisanal actually doesn't mean anything that's the way the cookie crumbles nah it's okay when it comes to chicken sandwiches chick-fil-a just kills it this is good though i just don't like chicken sandwiches it's too much bread i love chicken that's why we're the perfect yin-yang but the funny thing is every time i get a baconator she's like oh you hate baconators can i have a bite i just want to remember why i don't like them and this is julia oh i'm sorry you are going at the bottom you're not as bad as that drink though holy hell oh this is intimidating this comes in like a big box like what is this you don't have to eat a lot of

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i'm gonna eat all of it here we are folks and there it is the chicken pot pie a lot of you at home are probably like they have that never had that is it good...
ranking everything at kfc
is it weird and i'll answer all that for you right now i love chicken pot pies the best way to eat this like any pot pie is just to go right in the center you pop it you get a little well and then you find uh jason biggs from american pie and you have them it's actually pretty hollow inside he'd actually be disappointed with your little veggies chicken broth and of course that buttery delicious flaky puff pastry mmm holy hell am i a weirdo am i gonna put this that high this is an anomaly no one has to agree with me but right now this one's going at the top we have the chicken little one pickle little sauce and of course this violent appendage that somehow got attached to a piece of chicken all right the chicken little not that good it's a third of what she used to be chicken little you're a little league and this is big league that is the original recipe in the philippines they have their own style of chicken and i'm i'm sorry guys i'm sorry it was bizarre what that chicken tasted like but this is the original recipe fun fact the 11 herbs half of them are produced in one factory the other half are produced in another factory thus no one knowing what the actual recipe is it does pack a little bit more flavor you're not trying too hard here oh original recipes where is that what the colonel came up with all those many years ago you are going over extra crispy another chicken sandwich this one is doused in the spicy sauce oh julia...
you're going to love this color got the spicy oh my god this goes above the regular one this one made me feel something i'm going gonna put this above the the the tender that sauce is so good that it makes the entire sandwich oh my god oh i've had this before the nashville hop it's basically oil based with a bunch of seasonings it's really good it's very hot i'm gonna have to put this right above the regular chicken boom oh dude the grilled these look pretty sad you remind me more of like backyard barbecue this is actually not good enough don't rob a 7-eleven rob a bank you know what i'm saying like don't go small go big you're being a bad example for the kids no don't rob a bank i'm just saying like if you go to kfc don't get the grilled unless you're on a diet no not if you're on a diet don't go to kfc what's wrong with you stupid wig oh god ew i look like a like don't get this don't get it unless don't get it okay this is new and you know how i told you about promotional items in previous videos i don't like them because i don't want to get attached to something you can get these plain but you can get them doused in all these different sauces i went plain because i wanted to know how it tastes in its native form i do have a problem with chicken wings i think that the perfect wing isn't breaded i like the buffalo wings that i grew up with back in my hometown they weren't too...
fat and fatty and disgusting and they were fried perfectly and they were tossed in the best buffalo wing sauce known to man so i'm a stickler on this but let's see how these taste oh no oh no no no no no problem number one i didn't eat the wing yet i just eat the breading and that's disgusting i'd be sleep bread ate flower that was right kfc that was not a good first impression on your new limited time item wing thing you somehow got some dude named bob that's selling wings somewhere is that hey kfc i'll sell you these for like a buck and then you got these and then you put them on your menu and then you fed them to me and i'm telling everyone at home do not get these wings you are actually going under the soda simply because some people out there like peach flavored stuff so there you have it folks kfc

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on the menu from least to greatest the pot pie that is just something that i like enough for it to be number one you try it and you hate it whatever number two the famous bowl original recipe packs the most flavor extra crispy packs the best bite spicy chicken sandwich the best spicy chicken sandwich out of all the the spicy chicken sandwiches national hot i do think cheesecake factory is better tenders they fall kind of like in the middle i love it popcorn chicken i just don't think it's the best tasting chicken sandwich it's better than the chicken little and it's better than that and mountain dew stop trying mellow...
yellow where have you been i love you and then the chicken wings you're for a limited time and for a good reason stay that way but you're probably wondering that is not the entire menu we still have other things corn oh of course goes there mac and cheese that's good corn coleslaw wow not potatoes and corn and casey's got a cookie just kind of soft yeah whatever right there it's like what the what is this does it come with like candles who would get this you want a chicken what do you want i'm gonna chop cake i'm sorry but this isn't finger food okay that literally tastes like a birthday cake what who's doing this come forward this belly like stays in like this one cabinet in a display case all year and the employees are just like waiting for the day that someone comes and gets it it's not bad it's actually really good cake that's a good ass cake all right guys make sure to like comment subscribe that is the kfc menu all ranked from greatest to least just like you guys requested i have to use the bathroom all right guys if you like seeing jp dress up as different characters and rank different menus like this one make sure to let us know in the comments where he should eat next oh no why do you leave the door open like that i'm gonna stop recording